You're right Ammi...I will think that on Wednesday but today I just think :fist:

..:laugh:..I'll look out for you in the 'smile' thread on Wednesday...

:amazed: :love: I'll be there

:laugh: my daughter said this about school this morning!

I agree the working week should start on a Tuesday:laugh:

alarm chronicles

6:45-alarm set for 6:45 as usual I randomly wake up at 6:43 or 44 which pisses me off. I stop the alarm before I hear the ungodly alarm.
6:46- I switch on the laptop browse net quickly.
6:50-reset the alarm for unrealistic time because I always somehow convince myself that I can get ready between 20-30 mins.
7:20- 4 mins before the reset time. I get annoyed. 15 mins I say, 15 mins is major, it's so worth it. Reset alarm, get snug.
7:45-8:10 Oh my god I am going to be so late :bawling::bawling::bawling:
8:35-oh my god i'm so late. :bawling: runs, sweat, hair here and there, unbuttoned shirt, unbuttoned zipper
The end

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why do I bother to flat iron my hair when it ***** up seconds later. Risk of heat damage and split ends for no reason whatsoever :facepalm:
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Missed an interview today cause I couldn't be arsed and now I feel like ****. :bawling: I hate myself.:bawling: My the roof fall on me and kill me. :bawling::bawling: The job was fixed 6 month contract and I am trying to convince myself it wasn't worth it but I still feel like **** and a loser and my sisters and friends are sending me texts like "good luck" "go kill em" this morning and liiiiikee how do I tell these bitches i'm a loser?:bawling:

http://i.imgur.com/Q4saMrp.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/IHvD22S.jpg?1

Yo Dailymail Zac Effron's new "girlfriend" is not a blonde. :facepalm:

Zac Effron's girlsfriend has dyed her hair blonde though?

People who don't turn their headlights on in fog... morons.

You're right, Livia, but I feel like they're not publishing the pics of her without her glasses on purpose, which goes with the set they're publishing. Plus when an actor has a "mysterious" new girlfriend they usually dig up some glam shots of them. Oh well I'm looking way too much into this anyway.

:hug:

She looks lovely, I think.

Why is there double Real housewives of bev hills when there should be double jerseylicious? That show is good

Why do any of those shows exist at all tbh? :idc:

when people say things behind a computer screen/phone screen

Every member on TiBB shade? :suspect:

they're entertaining when you're bored. :laugh:


Why do sainsburys add water to their chicken breasts packs? :facepalm:

Because there's nothing worse than a dry tit.

no :p

you know what i mean

Apparently adding water (and additives) makes the meat more 'succulent'

Succulent my arse... it adds weight! :fist:

Oooh, yes please!

http://25.media.tumblr.com/f3165f015...8o2_r1_400.gif

That's why I said apparently :)

Yeah succulent my arse. It takes away the juices of te chicken and the flavor is less.Plus it takes forever to cook it seems. The chicken was under the grill for ages on high temperature and it wasn't even cooking. I thought it was cooked, I cut it in half and there was a bloody vein. :facepalm:

meatloaf

to keep the general public stupid so they're easier to control

http://nvm666.files.wordpress.com/20...ati-symbol.jpg

:hehe:

I must be sh8tting blackberry curves 8520s in my sleep because I have found at least 3 in various corners and I only recall have 1 back in dinosaur years. :umm2: