Captain.Remy's Irish Entry:

Performers: The O'Shittys
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In green, Comageen Mac Wheelie is singing and in orange, Gubhnet O Pissycoo is singing.

An maith leat beoir? (Do you like beer ?)

The rain made me thirsty,
Time to drink the beer,
Greedy ginger it is risky,
You can’t do with no cheer,
Go raibh maith agat little willy, (thank you)
But I got a question here…

Chorus:

An maith leat beoir? An maith leat beoir?
I don’t like it, I prefer tea,
Drink Drink Drink Drink,
In heaven there is no beer,
this is why I drink it here !

The rain made me thirsty,
Time for a cup of tea,
But we’re too friendly,
For you to spare the party,
Céad míle fáilte homie, ( a hundred thousand welcomes)
But why don’t you ask me…

Chorus: (x2)

An maith leat beoir? An maith leat beoir?
I don’t like it, I prefer tea,
Drink Drink Drink Drink,
In heaven there is no beer,
this is why I drink it here !

this thread is playing up.
too much epic ness me thinks.

pmsl remy

pmsl remy

ha ha ha, Bronaa that was funny as fcuk.

LOL!!!!

Remy's

andyman's Norwegian entry:

Performers & Costumes:
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Band Name: North Star.
Song Title: Raining In Norway.

Humidity is rising - barometer's
Getting low
According to all sources, the street's
The place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining..

It's raining in Norway! Hallelujah-it's
Raining in Norway! Amen!
We're gonna go out to run and get
Ourselfs absolutley soaking wet!
It's raining in Norway!
Oh yeah!

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The song only has one verse, and therefore andyman fails the task.

Stunning, Remy, Stunning.

Too much, I hate that SO much when that happens.

Poor Andyman

Andyman

No!!!

:laugh3:

MarkWaldorf's Swiss Entry:
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Twilight Twitty - Get Your Head Around This

SO THEY CALL YOU XTINA G?
WELL THEY CALL ME THE GREAT TWITTY T.
BUT GURL; YOU KNOW I BRING IT HOTTER.
AND SWITZERLAND GON’ PROVAIL TONIGHT
SO I’D TAKE A BACK SEAT, CAUSE I’M READY TO TAKE FLIGHT.

All up in the forum, saying we met in the thread
when girl I don’t even know who you are
Saying I’m up on your Facebook, saying I’m tagging your friends
when girl no one here even mentions your name
but you up out with Josh, when I’m reppin’ with Mark
I’m up with the A’s, when girl you down with the D’s
You so so lame, trying to bite on my fame
it must be the ‘green’, it must be your team
cause you be poppin’ pills, girl you get it poppin’

I’d get your head around this, because Switzerland’s hot
but girl you be reppin’ for Latvia, when everyone knows that it’s not
just memba’ our presidents, do you get them there too?
Ours are so controversial, one was even a Jew
and yet we be speaking four languages, just proving we’re smart
when your country stuck with one, I guess your nation lost its heart.
So get your head around this, because Switzerland’s hot
our forces will rip you to shreds, will destroy all your meds
Now I’mma sing on acapella….

When the morning skies grow red
and o'er us their radiance shed,
Thou, O Lord, appeareth in their light.
When the Alps glow bright with splendour,
Pray to God, to Him surrender,
for you feel and understand,
that He dwelleth in this land.

Get your head around this, girl your losing control
your shittiness is so unappealing your country’s falling low
Just leave me alone, just leave my country alone
lying that you’re tappin’ this, when girl everybody knows
Get your head around this….
SWITZERLAND – THE PEOPLE’S COUNTRY!

OMG SHES SUCH A STAR

LOL Mark

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

I LOVE HER.

LOL!!!!!!

Why does noone post when I do :mad:

Finally... Billy's Ukrainian entry:

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Da Doner Divas

UH (stick some salad in)

I see you in the corner with your big metal tongs
Wanna tell you my order boy so don't get it wrong
I want a donner, donner, and I want everything on it
So make sure you get it right and put the good stuff upon it

Chuck your meat in good and chuck it in thick
Fill my tray with your goodies, boy I'll eat it till I'm sick
I want your sauce (oh yesss) and I want it all over
Because I know just how I want it, I promise you I'm sober

But hang on a minute I'm not some sort of animal
You better throw some salad in so I stay skinny still

I want the salad (UH!)
Oh boy just stick some salad in
I want your salad (OOH!)
I gotta keep myself thin
I want the lettuce leaves
I want the onion and cheese
So boy don't be a tease
I want the salad please

Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad in
Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad, salad

Now I'm sitting at home with Morning Ukraine on the telly
And I've got my massive hoagie, even though it's kinda smelly
But then I remember, deli boy, oh what you did for me
I asked you for some samples and you gave me extra grease

You chucked the meat in it, and I just can't get enough
I love the way you shave it off, you cut it nice and rough
Fill up my munchie box, yes fill it all up to the brim
And I promise I'll eat it, oh no this ain't going in the bin

But as I tuck in into my meal fit for a king
There's a little something missing, and I know just the thing

I want the salad (UH!)
Oh boy just stick some salad in
I want your salad (OOH!)
I gotta keep myself thin
I want the lettuce leaves
I want the onion and cheese
So boy don't be a tease
I want the salad please

Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad in
Just stick some salad in
Yes stick some salad in
Yes stick your salad in
I want your salad, salad

Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh, oh oh oh, oh oh oh
Oh, oh oh oh oh

Can I get a S-A-L-A-D?
(S-A-L-A-D)
All my Ukranian chicks!
They want the S-A-L-A-D
(S-A-L-A-D)
You make me feel like a V-I-P
When you give me all that extra meat
But I want the S-A-L-A-D

WOOOOOOOO

That was fierce Mark. Like a tiger with lazer beams in it's eyes.

Could we have a winner?

Wow those 2 are hot.

I failed this abit i think lol!

Sorry all.

Oh thanks Dezzy, disregard mine!!!!11

*throws knickers*

LOL!!!!!!!!!!