I've literally just mustered up the energy for a shower

I said to myself that I would revise all day today

I've just finished episode 6 of Orphan Black, like I could have at least attempted to revise

Omg, you're rivalling Luke for the fastest binging of a show. :laugh:

I watched Kimmy Schmidt over 2 days I can't

Why does nothing i order ever get delivered, first cocowhite messed up my order and now lush has too :fist:

I win i watched orphan black in one day because i was ill

:laugh:

Maybe there's a conspiracy against you? :worry:

Oh, of course. I believe you.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/3507c740...abm1svu6cr.gif

:fist: i show you my hospital bands and i will slap you with them -A :hehe:

I SAID I BELIEVED YOU DIDN'T I?!?! :fist:

God, what is it about an innocent Rita Skeeter gif that makes people distrustful?

Because i'm a massive harry potter fan ;) she pretends to believe harry's story when he is telling her what happened

On Christmas day in 2010 I stayed in bed and watched every episode of Misfits. :joker:

erm my cousin replaced the handcream in the bathroom for yoghurt

I just smothered low fat yoghurt all over my hands

:joker:

I don't think i can do it now though only when i'm ill or something.

Glenn *****laps is banned

:joker: Are you sure it was yoghurt?

I just sat down to have some nice healthy porridge and a banana and realised that I left my phone in the bathroom. :bawling:

filth and lies!

:fist:

yeah @ jess and it has gone off as well, he must have done it a few days ago :worry:

he's only 7 he can be such an annoyance, like there have been countless times that I've found my toothbrush in the toilet ergh

and the time he put paracetamol's in a tic tac packet and offered me one erm

omg :joker:

Wish me luck. I have 800 words to write. I will do this.

You can do it Jonathan!!!!! :love:

Good luck I believe in you

Ffs *****lap

Thank you all

Marina's album is so messy but I really like it :worry:

I imagine I'll grow bored and become cured of this affliction before long but until then, Solitaire <3.