With how long my beard is lately that could actually work lol.

..ok, I'll make my Christmas wish list out and ready for the Santinator rocking and mocking December this year..it's about time we had an updated version of that old Mr Claus....

Instead of little kids sitting on my lap it will be hot girls instead.

..:laugh: oh you....my thoughts will be with the poor abandoned children this Christmas...

"i'm going to work harder this year and next year" ok but you're 27 and still live with mum and dad. Can you get a real job first before you keep chasing the dream from your bedroom?:shrug:

Isn't it annoying that you can put the worlds best ingredients together but unless you put a pinch of salt it tastes like crap?

Who is this? :umm2:

When people say 'It's awful that tv show' about a TV show you like and you ask them 'have you watched it?' and they reply 'no but from what I've heard...'

I also find it extremely irritating when people make new years resolutions just for the sake of it knowing they aren't going to stick to it

I also find it irritating with 'respect your elders!' why because they've been alive for a longer period than I have?? (I don't get on with my grandparents :hehe:)

When media and society decide that a certain type of murderers must have mental issues and others are just monsters.

I hate that as well, at least watch an episode before condemning the product.

When one hot girl meets another hot girl for the first time, and then the former says that “she just doesn't like her, there's something about her that I don't like” and it's like yeah I know why you don't like her.

When one hot girl meets another hot girl for the first time, and then the former says that “she just doesn't like her, there's something about her that I don't like” and it's like yeah I know why you don't like her.

oh my god so many celebs writing children books now! Keith Lemon and now Russell Brand! If I had a child I wouldn't let my child read any of these corrupt people's books, I don't care if the book is child friendly.

Celebrities who have been multi-millionaires for the past decades advertising products, shops, and services which they - obviously - have never used and would never use, in the belief that we'll all rush out and buy those products, use those services, and patronise those shops just because they're celebrities.

Michael Parkinson on the Life Insurance ad really pisses me off - "You really can't buy better ... and you get a free pen just for applying".

Going further back we had Jimmy Tarbuck who's been a multi-millionaire since the 60's advertising Iceland. I'll swim the channel with Marsh on my back, plait sawdust, and weave water, if the over-fed twat had ever eaten anything from Iceland in his life.

Celebrity advertising - Bah Humbug!!!:nono:

I'm not going. :nono:

But, yeah, Peter Andre getting excited over £1 offers from Iceland is extremely insulting.

Those adverts when he's on the bus :laugh:

Marsh - you honestly, genuinely crack me up for some reason. You are a very funny ******.

What word is behind those stars? :think: :laugh:

Person:hehe:

:laugh: :flutter: I love you too ******.

:joker:

:dance::dance::dance: At LAST - Fek Harry Styles and Lois - It's Kirk and Marsh from now on. :drool:

No I didn't spend 99% of 9/11/14 re-watching Scandal clips on youtube. It is a lie!! Let my biography never recollect this day. It never happened.

Swag!


Night.

..well we wouldn't want your biography to say ...'and she slept..'..where would be the fun in that....night..:hug:..may your dreams be Scandal filled....