Oh I've just seen Nicole mentioned in the other thread and totally realised I've forgot to nominate her. Can I veto Kara Louise myself xxx (not really. She may have to suffer MBs wrath)

Queen Imogen is deservedly in the top 75

Imogen's a slut

No that's Queen Sallie and Queen Makosi (even though I think she's pretty much guaranteed top ten if not the win)

182nd. Louise Cliffe (BB12)

http://wwwcdn.channel5.com/assets/im...jpg?1318973679
(that Hamlet remake was doomed from the start, wasn't it? And half the results on the Google Image search I did for this were pictures of much more interesting people which kind of says everything that needs to be said. I think she must do a Beyoncé and delete any embarrassing photos of her from the Internet. Or just any photos whatsoever)

So I haven’t seen much of BB12, and I'm well overdue for a re-watch, but I’ll try to do the best that I can. From what I’ve seen/what I gather, Louise was an okay housemate but nothing particularly special (see: every single other person in the BB12 cast bar the awful ones), and she had a strange infatuation with Jay and his faecal matter to the extent that she married him (poor cow), until she realised that she’d just married Jay McKray and quickly rectified that fact. Anyway, from what I remember, Louise entered on launch night and soon got on her fellow housemates’ good sides, impressing them with her special talent of balancing dinner plates on her tits. This, as we all know, became a common trend throughout the series and she would whip out both her boobs and the fine china at any given opportunity. Sadly, this shared good mood didn’t last and a famous feud began between Louise and fellow housemate Tom, which led to her stabbing him in the throat with a rusty kitchen utensil and the brief cancellation of the series. This well-documented hiatus ended three days later after the head of Endemol UK persuaded the protestors to get down from the roof. The series then got back off to a flying start – after all, it’s hard to forget Day 37’s green tea and bukkake party – and things were on the up. Louise’s popularity both in and out of the house grew once more, with British Prime Minister David Cameron signing up to her TiBB fan club after getting his wall spammed with requests for him to join. She also managed to keep the peace much of the time despite her earlier spatula-related outburst, and as a result earned her catchy nickname “Louise Who Manages to Keep the Peace Much of the Time” that adoring fans still refer to her as to this day. Aside from the aforementioned fling with Jay, she also had romances with Harry, Heaven and Big Brother itself, which led to Maisy’s expulsion by BB for being a jealous bitch. Ah, the memories – it seems like just yesterday that we were all stanning LouiBig Brother! From this point onwards, it was more or less plain sailing for our loveable Liverpool lass who comes from Manchester, as she was so beloved now that the producers decided she was too popular for the show and gave Louise her own spin-off. Unfortunately, “Fiscal Cliffe”, her late-night programme discussing the current economic climate, tanked in the ratings and resulted in her having to return to the Big Brother house with her head in her hands and a cooking appliance in Tom O’Connell’s larynx. Even more unfortunately, this occurred three and a half weeks after the series had ended, leaving her stuck in the compound until the beginning of the next celebrity edition. During this time, she came up with a deviously clever and cunning plan which involved creating a fake celebrity persona which she could use to win the series and gain her freedom. And thus, Natalie Cassidy was born.

But like I said, I do need to re-watch BB12.

(I'm saving Kara-Louise because she's by far the superior Louise and also hasn't killed nearly as many people)

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Right will the next round be tomorrow now? Because I need sleep and cba being the last left to pick between absolute no marks.

(lol I've seen about five collective minutes of BB12 this should be fun)

Some more attention for you Bex sis

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Saffia Corden
Big Brother 10 (Walked)

http://i.imgur.com/PujGUCg.png

Remember Saffia? She became a housemate after managing to walk over (sugar) glass. Yay.

I'm honestly trying to remember what Saffia did during the eight days she was in there.. She tried it on with Kris which obviously failed and she made an enemy with (superior) housemate Sophia. I honestly can't remember what they argued about but Sophia shouting at her with 20+ pairs of sunglasses on her head in the garden was a first week highlight. Tbf Saffia did try offering an olive branch, but she left on day 8 anyway (missing the kids? was never going to last 90 days then were you dear).

I'm not going to hurt my brain any longer thinking of Saffia. She was shit.

Saffia robbed Sophia of her place

Buy Cool for the Summer on iTunes

Saffia was so ****ing scrump, and as much as she missed her kids, a huge part of the reason why she quit was because Kris liked Sophie instead of her :joker::joker::joker:

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-h...373/2013-01-03

alol I looooooove how the Sophia/Saffia rivalry carried onto Big Mouth, like when they took part in ~The Blair Bitch Project~ because Saffia was still bitching about how Sophia ruined her BB experience and how she's nasty to the core and whatnot. They were wearing white shirts and had to write what they think about each other, with negative thoughts on the back since that's in the past and positive things on the front since that's the future. Sophia wrote BITTER (and everyone thought it was going to be bitch when they saw the first three letters) and SAD on the back of Saffia and "knows how to use emotions" (the shade :joker:) on the front, and Saffia writes EVIL on the back of Sophia and fun on the front.

All seems well until Saffia kept moping about how she doesn't want anything to come from this and Sophia just screams at her WELL WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU JUST WANTED TO BE ON TV ONE MORE TIME and Saffia called her a poisoned dwarf with little woman syndrome (?!?!?!) :eek: and then Davina asks the audience who is pro-Saffia and NOBODY speaks up :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker: and Saffia tries to tell Sophia that 91% of the vote hated her and Sophia just claps back all YOU RAN THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE ALONE ALL THE BABY FATHERS ARE GONNA RUN FROM YOU :joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

so yeah Saffia sucks, Sophia rules, we all know that.

Ewww Saffia was awful as are most walkers

Sophia slut dropping in front of her on big mouth will forever be iconic.

Can we @ how different Saffia looks now

Bloody hell. I'd never recognise her.

What have I got to write up on icr

Here for Emma beating Jason and Victor

http://i.imgur.com/xA52hNb.gif

Pls no.

Saffia has aged badly.

Have we had a nomination round since Lucas's one?

The original clock

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-h...373/2013-01-03


The Big Mouth saga was amazing as Macie outlined

No way is that her

Yas it is