Thrush.

It's a crazy place but a definite "must visit" part of the world :laugh:

Yeah the Trump effect, isn't it?, I suppose knowing who those people are now is good in a way but the problem is that in this new era we have those opinions seem to have been validated which is scary and big steps backwards

^ all racists feel validated since Brexit and Trump



Watching the American Family Feud (family fortune) and oh!my! God! Could the Americans be anymore annoying?! They all shouting and screaming, all hyper like some characters in a Will Ferrell movie.

"What is the first thing you do when you hear a noise in your home?"

"CALL THE POLICE *hop* woooooiooioooooooo"

That I can't listen to don't fear the reaper without hearing this now


That I just spent a shootload on xmas presents :cloud:

When you don't know a friends married name and you've known her for over 10 years and she's been married for yeeeears. How do I get around this? How do you ask and not get disowned? How do I not know? :bawling:

:laugh2:

Ask someone else who knows her?

Yes I had to ask someone else :facepalm:


.........

me-buys a product for £3.50 and £1.99 delivery.
Checkout be like- that's great!! you're only £34.51 for a free delivery

lmao ok http://i.imgur.com/TYkpUxx.gif

yes because you read that in a rulebook?

Aw RIP Alan Thicke. Had a crush on him and Kirk Cameron. My sisters and I loved growing pains. Robin Thicke was on his way to becoming my favourite Thicke but he messed up and you went back on top.

RIP :(

Itvs dance thing. I thought it would be normal people but it's celebs. Switching over

When there's way too many people around smoking and you have a nasty cough. I kept moving but couldn't avoid one and I swear one lady was either following me or was a triplet because wherever I moved, I turned and there she was :fist:


2- what kind of tesco doesn't have bloody spinach it's like one of the main ones! They had everything but spinach even KALE! The universe has it out for me this week :fist:

So sick for almost a week now. Am I dying or nah?

How mood can fluctuate so easily

I would say Coleen nolan but nothing little about her. R

Bloody hell. Suddenly everyone is pregnant :(

:rant:when a driver doesn't acknowledge that you let them by

Cheap earphones on buses and trains..especially in the quiet zone.

Slurping and chacking food

Singing workmates


Half of tibbs posters

My cock


Politics


Greed



That cunting **** ive just been force fed on celeb bb.



Till workers in my local co op who talk to eachother while serving..the old ugly one anyway, maybe not the young blonde so much.


Myself at times.


Illegal highs...

Dog farts
Dog breath
Dog ****


Cats

ok for boys to lie..................i'z am the greatest................

Mark L

...at a zebra crossing...drivers expecting me to wave thanks! when they stop

......imagine the world if all drivers acknowledged others at every junction?

it's my right i don't need to kiss butt for it...................................

Mark L

going grey at the sides

Want to die

..............poor bairn be proud to look .........distinguished....
https://s19.postimg.org/o9dmg80sz/image.jpg

or do what i do..............shear hair....grey 'gone'

Mark L

I can't imagine what word you've starred out that could be worse then the one preceding it.

..................grrr....websites that are slow to load...even though adverts are up

...quick as a flash.........................

Mark L

The willpower to grow my hair out

Think I'm having a quarter life crisis

Ordered a Peaky Blinders print from Etsy for my sisters partner and the photo had it framed so I just assumed it would be. Arrived today in an envelope and it’s just the print :facepalm: guess I should have read the description. No wonder it was quite cheap

Quite snazzy though

:joker:

Constant negative people, get away from me you bloody death eaters

When bus drivers stop the bus to have a chat like mine is doing RIGHT NOW

bit negative

Another dog gone missing from our local village. Eight year old yellow lab, family pet taken from the garden. Our local Traveller community, despite being responsible for a lot of pet theft to use as bait dogs for dog fights, only seem to turn into sensitive souls when they're called out for it because of evidence and previous convictions.

That's terrible Livia, must be horrific for the owners :(

They're quite an elderly couple and they're just distraught. They've put posters everywhere but everyone's got that horrible feeling... I feel heartbroken for them.

When you text someone to ask them something and they phone you :/ **** off

That happened to me this morning Josy :laugh:

Aww I hate it :laugh:

Phoning is much better than texting, you can get it sorted out in about 2mins rather than multiple messages back and forth that takes about half an hour altogether

not for me, the ex has like phoned me 4 times today about something but i have no interest in speaking to her or anyone on the phone - if they or she wants to communicate text me or better email me

I guess maybe it depends who it is, but I generally prefer talking than texting/messaging if I'm not busy

Birmingham City losing to Wolves because of Grounds poor passing.