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No we don’t

Please STOP DOING THIS!

“Big Brother, I’m not being funny, I’m fuming, yeah, why am I not allowed to change a bag of tobacco for 10 cigarettes instead of 20 because I don’t want to smoke that much and we’re going to make roll ups out of the 10 cigarettes so I can get more food? Everyone’s sitting there going what food are you going to eat because you’re not having none of ours but I don’t want to starve halfway through the week and eat a loaf of bread! All I want to do is change it for bacon and sausages and that is it - and a Pot Noodle and then I can get 10 cigarettes and it adds up to the price!”

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They sent in Danielle's dog into the diary room for her as part of a family messages from home task, and 'Puppy Love' starts playing as soon as she reunites with the dog :joker:

“Unidentified drinking injuries? I’ve got one right there, yeah,, you’ve probably all seen it, and it’s really deep and it really hurts! And I got it because some guy, arsehole, yeah, was messing around, I was so young though, he was messing around with a knife, yeah, and I bit his head like that, for some reason, just messing around, loads of us, it was so funny, and it went in my leg and he didn’t mean it and it was bleeding so much and I had 3 pairs of trousers underneath the trousers I had on - to make me look bigger - and I was like oh my god there’s blood coming through and guess what? I walked to McDonald’s the next day, because we hang around McDonald’s sometimes because we like the call girls at McDonald’s *Klaxon* THAT’S NOT FAIR! UGH!”

Hope Charley’s ok but the way she told that story without taking a breath for 40 seconds :skull:

But Gerry at the end calling her attention seeking :umm2:

They had to put huge pork pies out for the task for decoration, and they have to take them back, anybody else would be annoyed that they didn’t get to eat them but Nicky is annoyed about the food wastage :laugh2:

“Can I just say, I’m sorry, I do have to say this. That is a DESPICABLE waste of food! Why not just buy plastic ones and just re-use them, or don’t even buy pork pies, buy something else, pieces of fruit, anything that aren’t as big, it’s a waste of food!”

I ADORE Ashleigh, she's pretty much the Northern Irish Deana :love: Hellen, Jal-EH, and Kimbot all got to watch gossip and it was basically production shot stirring by showing Ashleigh slagging people off. Because Helen is a disgusting bully, she decides to attack Ashleigh in front of the whole house in the garden, and Ashleigh's lack of care about it is exquisite :joker:

Helen: Basically! Ashleigh! Is the biggest! Two faced BITCH sat here!
Ashleigh: AWWWW :) That's niiicce. :)
Helen: I know you did that to Kimberly didn't ya? What you do to everybody? Public will SEE what ya said! And everyone HERE is gOnNa sEe wHaT yA sAiD AS WELL! ARE YA GONNA SAY 'OHHH! OHHH!' AGAI--
Ashleigh: "OOOUOUORGH", git ovurr yurself!! :bored:
Helen: Get over myself? I have nothing to get over Ashleigh, you've just been EXPOSED for what you are! Two face--
Ashleigh: --Very GOOD, so the whole public has exposed YOU and everybody HERE will see it when they get out and they'll see you comin--
Helen: --But ya can't call me two faced!
Ashleigh: ...PFFFFFT!
Helen: "AY WOULDENT WASTE MAYE BREATH AWN HURR IN REAUHL LAYFE!" BLA BLA BLA, what you said about her? *points at Kimberly* "I HAVE AN EVIL PLAN AND I'M SO GLAD IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER!" that's what you said! "In the diary room I've got an evil plan, against Ash".
Ashleigh: No I said--
Helen: --Yes you did! Yes you did! We just watched it!
Ashleigh: "Evil plan against Ash?"
Helen: AND THEN SHE SITS THERE AND GOES "AND I'M REALLY GLAD IT'S ALL COME TOGETHER" and smirks at the screen.
Ashleigh: NAAW AY SAID AY'M HAPPY THAT ASH DIDN'T COME OFF THE SCREEN!
Helen: I SAW IT ASHLEIGH! WE ALL SAW IT!
Ashleigh: And Ash-- will see it as well exactly when he SEES! :smug:

Helen's such a **** twisting stuff like that to make sure Ash turns against Ashleigh when she never said she was out to single him out or get him out. Helen's not honest like she portrays herself, she's just a vile piece of work. OOOUOUORGH git ovurr yurself!!

Mark and Winston have gone way up in my estimation for sticking up for Ashleigh against vile Helen and vile Kimbot like that :clap1:

Wait why’s Nicky getting punished when it was Seany that pushed the pork pie into the camera? :joker:

Helen discussing argument with Ashleigh:

"I did it in-a-circle-of-people, so I couldn't be branded a bully! If I was BULLYING, I woulda got her on her own! So I did it in front of a circle of people, so that if I stepped over the line, someone could say 'Helen, you're saying too much.' I didn't say too much to her, in FACT, I haven't said ENOUGH!"

Attacking someone in front of a group of people and being aware you'll inevitably go too far IS bullying, you scumbag

Ok sorry

After Steven's mum hints that Kimberly is still talking to her ex(?) boyfriend:

Steven: As long as you tell me that you're committed to me, as long as you know it's US, as long as you understand how strongly I feel, if you're outside this house, you make sure that my family look after you, and as long as you don't go back to that place, on your own, AT ALL, and as long as your goods are removed, and as long as you don't have any communication with him, I don't have a problem with it. If you do, I will not be dealing with it.
Kimberly: I will need to explain to him properly.
Steven: Well? Noo Kim, there's no ****ing explaining to him, there is no way in a million years I'd feel comfortable with you being in contact with him, sorry! Listen, whatever you say, that's the only thing I ask in the sense that if you value our relationship, I cannot have a thought in my mind that when I'm in this house and you're not, if that's the case, that you potentially--
Kimberly: No, when we're OUT of the house I mean.
Steven: Well yeah that's fine, we have to do it TOGETHER.
Kimberly: Yeah... okay.
Steven: So, at the end of the day, it is what it is, you lied to me, bare-faced lied to my face, and you upset me and hurt me. But, I am falling in love with you. And I DO want to build a LIFE with you, I DO want to move in with you the second we get out of here, and I DO want to enjoy each other and have a good life cause I think if there's two people that are gonna have a ****ing decent life, it's gonna be me and you..."
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I wonder if Shabnam ever got any deals

well at least she got what she wanted

Mark: Helen doesn't handle herself well in arguments, as I said before, she does shout louder than the other person, and even if Helen's in the right and she's making a valid point, just because of the way she puts it across it makes her look instantly like she's in the wroong? Every time she has an argument in here, she takes it on for hours. And I don't think she realises how bad it can actually make her loook? She is my mate, there's a lot of things I like about her, but when she does THAT, I feel like she lets herself down just a little bit...

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Urgh my opinion grows of Winston but then he does **** like when him and Christopher got to each ask social media questions and his was "Uhh, so are you gorgeous girls out there feelin the Winsmeister?!! Wut you sayin, WUT?!" followed by flexing his ****ing arms for the dozenth time, such a gob****e :joker:

Day 33/34 Highlights (Marlon saves himself; Ashleigh, Chris, Christopher and Jale nominated)
1. Ashleigh (-)
2. Danielle (-)
3. Mark (-)
4. Christopher (-)
5. Winston (+1)
6. Chris (-1)
7. Jale (-)
8. Steven (-)
9. Kimberly (-)
10. Ash (-)
11. Marlon (-)
12. Helen (-)

Did not even need to comment on Marlon saving himself and losing the shopping task? He's just a ****ty housemate and would've probably been out the week before, and with Ashleigh's campaign, would've almost certainly been out this week. He's just fighting a lost battle

Marlon: “Can we talk?”
Winston: “No, give me my hoodie back.”

Laura: “I’ve come here to give you a row! Not you personally but... everyone... sort of... that was involved, we’re locked in the bedroom, the plants have died! Albert is now not with us any longer because he didn’t get watered on the four days that we got locked out of the bathroom for. </3”

Big Brother: “Laura, how has the loss of Albert affected the other housemates?”

Laura: “Ha... NOBODY BLOOY CARES! Only me! Nobody cares! Probably they got more things on their mind and bigger issues and they think that they’re more important than everything else going on in the house that they don’t even care about the plant! I dunno... They don’t care, they just don’t care.”

I have no idea what is going on but this fight between Carole and Nicky is such a howl :skull:

“I’m the only one that has said, make sure there is vegetarian stuff in for Carole, make sure there’s a plate left for Carole, Carole come sit down eat your dinner, let me do that, let me help you with the meals, CAROLE, is there anything I can do, CAROLE?”

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“I just want to let you know, I want nothing to do with Nicky in this house any more, alright? I will not! My friendship that I had with her, at whatever level, is now finished. FINISHED! FINISHED! END! JUST FINISHED! I DARE, I’M DOING IT. I’M DOING IT, I DARE! What people probablt wouldn’t dare to do, I am daring to do! Ok? I DON’T wish to raise my voice any further. END! Please don’t speak to me. Please do not speak to me!”

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and Laura chiming in with “What the hell is going on in here? :hee:” was the cherry on the top! :love:

(although it got quite sad when Carole started to cry at the end :worry:)

Nicky: “Umm, Jonathan? Do you feel that I’ve been shut-off and whatever with you, I don’t think I’ve been angry or nasty or rude to you.”

Jonathan: “Oh, I do.” :skull:

Screaming at this YT drag I'm on

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