| Benjamin |
25-02-2009 07:33 PM |
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Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Hello Benny.
How have you been?
:lovedup:
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Been good. Had extreme hangover today though at work. Staff party last night.
Why are staff parties so dramatic? The usual party characters (for every party) were there:
*The Throws-Up-and-weeps-uncontrollably-girl
*The I'm-17-and-can't-handle-my-drink-will-fall-everywhere-be-a-pest-and-dribble-down-myself-boy
*The Bitch and Bitch 2: Who proceed to claim they are best friends and then get drunk and slag each other off and have a major cat fight over a REALLY ugly guy.
*The Party-Psycho: Who goes mental and gets angry with everyone because she's not getting attention, then stroms around, shouts, stamps foot, folds arms, throws a hissy fit, sulks then storms out and goes home in a major parade as she marches from the building.
*The Boss: who looks terrified at the start of the night before anyone is drunk and by the time the party is over looks mortified at what the hell he hires to work for him
oh and not to forget...
* The Work Hussy: Who at every cahnce when drunk insists on lifting up her teeny tiny rag she wears as a top and giving us a glance at her prized chest melons while girating around the lads giggling like a bi*ch.
All in all, cracking night. :thumbs:
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