Boris, are you hoping the day shift won't notice you are the last on the thread?

You'll have to do better than that you know, we are very alert at 9:15!!

:dance::dance:

Private Madonna is alert and ready for action!!!

Private Madonna is alert and ready for action xxx

Morning, all. :wavey: Morning, Boris. :love:
I'm only on page 79 at the moment!!! :conf: But 'tip me the wink' when you do reach the magic 100 and I'll throw the party to end all parties for you . . . . . because you're worth it! :thumbs:

Then we can have another one when I reach 100! :colour:

Fall in, morning shift. :xyxwave:

Morning Kaz, I'm only on page 79 as well, still, who cares, any excuse for a party lol :bouncy:

:dance::dance::dance:

Why am I not surprised that you said that, LEE?

:laugh:

:love:

Can we bring Cake to this party :joker:

Well I'm only on page 56:conf::conf:
put a party does sound good:elephant::elephant::elephant::elephant:

what do you mean only on page 56? xxx

what do you mean only on page 56? xxx

I've only got 56 pages :laugh::laugh:

but it says 99 on mine xxx

We're all going to be on diferent number pages cos it depends on the size and resolution of your monitor.

That's OK though cos it means we can have several 100 page parties lol

:dance::dance::dance:

There are a couple of reasons why we're all on different pages, I think.

1. The size of monitor you have - I think that the forum 'autosizes' to fit whatever screen size you have, so obviously you'll get more information displayed on a 19" monitor than a 15" one.

2. There is an option in your Control Panel 'Edit Options' to state the number of topics and posts per page. Mine is set to display 30 topics per page and 25 posts per page.

Any clearer? :conf:

:xyxwave:

:laugh:, LEE.

How come you managed to say exactly the same as me but in only one sentence?

I do go on, don't I! :blush:

HeeHee Kaz

It's OK though cos isn't the whole purpose of this thread to waffle as much as possible in an effort to save Boris :laugh:

LEE - shame on you how you could you say that the literary masterpieces that have appeared on this post are WAFFLE.

Unadulterated nonsense maybe but WAFFLE never :nono::nono::nono::nono:

Waffle indeed!!!

Thank you, BusyBee! :love:

The hours that you, Boris, ROB and I have spent slaving over our poetic masterpieces on this thread . . . . . . .

HOW RUDE. :mad: :laugh:

Attention, afternoon shift. :xyxwave:

Attention Kaz :xyxwave:

I hope everyone is well:hugesmile:

BusyBee reporting for duty -

ATTENTION everyone - be on your guard - it may be eviction night but we must be vigiliant in our protection of the thread.

Waffle......Waffle......Who me ?????


NEVER


yes Kaz, LEE is very rude !:shocked:


But if waffle it is then....


Thank goodness it's Friday,
A welcome right now day,
Tomorrow is Saturday,

Let's ALL shout hooray !

Let's all have a good day,
This weekend on Saturday,
Another on Sunday,

Now ALL shout hooray !

For work is on Monday,
A work-a-day glum day,
We work for next Payday,

The banks shout hooray !!!!!!!:laugh::laugh:

Plenty more where that 'waffle' came from !
Atttttttttteeeeeeeeeennnnnnnntion:xyxwave:

Good evening Boris - good day today? x

See above dear boy...:laugh:

My but you were quick to save me. Almost as good as the Admiral, but not quite !


Yes thanks it was fine.

How about you ?:wavey:

hello Boris:wavey::wavey:

Hello Rach:wavey:

it must be that 'Friday' feeling everyone is around tonight.

YEAY!:xyxwave: