Who can not love the true joy of Marcus and his crazy comments?? The man should be Prime Minister!

To BB; 'oh shut the ****k up, no you didnt'

'How about you lick my love-pump, baby?'

'The consequences will be my urine all over your camera' - THE BEST QUOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Serious consequences... there'll be my urine all over your camera!"

I spat coffee all over the place!

yes that is the best marcus quote yet!!!!

'What a load of old shiit' LMAO

Marcus doesn't sleep, he re-generates.

why dont you suck on my love pump baby lmao

this is brill tonight xD

I know this is off-piste but i can't stand Bea, pompous old witch

'I disappear all over the place all the time'

Marcus to BB in the Diary Room:
"You'll get my urine all over your camera!"

He has all those super human stomach chemical reactions going on to dissolve his food and stuff so I bet his urine is the Urine of Death!

Freddie ''what should I wear in the jail''


Marcus ''clothes''

Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.

:laugh3:

PMSL I missed that :laugh:

'I've got the girth!'

Ok yep I'm a newbie and (probably) a lurker, but I've got to add my fave Marcus quote ever, I'm paraphrasing, and apologies if its already on the list but it was in the first week and it went something like this:

"yeh if a take a girl out I'll pay for a taxi, but not both ways, she can make her own way home... I mean, its not like she's in a wheelchair or anyfin"

Now THAT is a bonafide darkhorse classic. In off the red.

Marcus saying to Sophie & Rodrigo

If I acted the same as you two

There would,nt be any point in me being here

Classic Marcus

He got no response It went straight over their heads

Ooh, that is a good one. And I am utterly unsurprised that it went over their heads.

I'm not going to apologise for a game show

Mutiny Special

BB-Big Brother will sound the alarm till all housemates get out of bed.
Marcus-I didnt sign up for that.

BB-Hello Marcus,Siavash,Freddie.
Siavash,Freddie-Hello
Marcus-Whateva.

BB-The door is now open.
Marcus-Asshole.

To Freddie and Siavash,in jail-"Just riding on my illustrious coat-tails,you two."

Leaving the jail-(Singing)"Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak,Somewhere in this town!"

BB-This is Big Brother...
Marcus-Shut the ******* up,you dimwit!"

BB-This is Big Brother.Will Marcus,Freddie and Siavash come to the diary room.
Marcus-How about you lick my love-pump baby.

BB-Why are you continuing to break the rules.
Marcus-Because you talk an absolute pile of sh*t and your a hypocrite

BB-If the housemates continue there will be serious consequences.
Marcus-Serious consequences-there'l be my urine over your camera.

BB-As housemates continue to break the rules there will be consequences for everyone.
Marcus-What a load of old sh*t.Was that worth sitting at the table for.

Marcus(Feigning temporary amnesia)-Siavash turned the volume down in the diary room,Freddie told them to ******* off.I said nothing.

Ive never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts in the middle of the night

"I wanna eat fish and chips and have sex and watch Terminator Salvation, play with toys and get all my birthday presents, go on the internet and start arguments on the Big Brother Forum and stuff like that and just influence peoples votes on the other shows and just make a nuisance out of myself."

Bring it on Dark Horse, bring it on... :hello::bigsmile:

'dont ****king trust anyone, apart from me'

Wow, that was a real broadside Marcus just delivered!

There is a Spoon of Death with Siavash's name on it somewhere in that house!:elephant: