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Some of these quotes have given plenty of lols.

I'm going to have a scout for some great ones over the past month or so, I'll see what I can add.

Reading back old 2011 posts.

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 4218099)

Sick bastard, I hope he gets Aids, has his eye balls took out - his ball sack opened and his testicles stuck where his eyes should be; he should then have his legs chainsawed off - cut into small bits and fed to the camera man; the rest of him shall be thrown into a pit full of hungry dogs, whilst someone videos it and puts it on YouTube.

The ******.

Wtf did you find Germyle lol.

Some thread on a video of a man throwing a dog off a roof :bawling:

I pasted the quote because I agree with what Patrick said

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Originally Posted by salman! (Post 6483510)

ciara and cassie had the best albums of 2013

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troy voting *millions* of times on +1/-1 games*

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Originally Posted by jordan. (Post 6481643)

!

Can we please have a rule change so troy can finally get a nights sleep

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Originally Posted by troynuncdicit (Post 6481743)

i appreciate the concern but i'm getting enough sleep tyvm

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Originally Posted by joe. (Post 5161130)

ew- this game is always played at school- this one girl said this once-

'would you rather lick out your nan or toss off your grandad' and everyone was like ew and ignored her for a week.

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Originally Posted by patrick (Post 5161184)

omg. When things like that happen, it's so awkward.

That's like last week - there were a few of us sitting in class with a teacher, it was good bant and we were just having a sexual talk, bit of flirty references etc even the teacher was joining in.

Then my mate took it too far, and described 'fingering a fat bird' as, and i quote...

'rubbing play dough, but with a worm inside it.'

the class just went quiet. And he was asked to stand outside. Cringe.

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Originally Posted by leathertrumpet (Post 2737437)

i save mine up and have a year blow out on the 17th of december. I then launch a small sailing boat on the cum slick and run a flag up my pole whilst humming the blue peter theme tune.

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Originally Posted by stu (Post 4138351)

lol rave my arse. A bunch of teeny boppers dizzy on lemonade and wkd fingering each other to some dodgy clubland tunes in a leisure centre is not a rave.

Ok Germyle, now that I understand the context I kind of agree with him.

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Originally Posted by Mollie.

The Shaun Award for Biggest Music Snob

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Originally Posted by Shaun

I'm not even the biggest music snob on here ¬_¬

mollie stop throwing shade you ******

Oh my ... :laugh3::laugh3:

Originally Posted by James
I'm going to close this now.

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Originally Posted by James
Going to lock this.

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Originally Posted by James
Closed.

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Originally Posted by James
I am going to lock this now

..:joker:..

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 6488613)

Which thread is this, Ammi?:joker:

Vintage James indeed

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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6519449)

http://i44.tinypic.com/xds4jm.jpg

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 6519454)

She looks so happy with her tub of butter.

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Originally Posted by ShiningStar (Post 6519463)

not butter she won

British plus size Designer of the 2013

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Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 6519501)

:bawling:
not butter

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Originally Posted by ukturtle (Post 6519501)

:laugh2: :laugh3:

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Originally Posted by Benjamin (Post 5026552)

Anyone read this collection and love them as much as I do?

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 5026563)

No, horror/fantasy is a waste of time for an educated mind. IMO

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Originally Posted by Kizzy (Post 5026633)

I read fact not fiction.
I get jealous of those who 'get lost' in books.

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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 5026634)

Too educated for your own good Kizzy

We should use this thread more, I see hilarious quotes on a daily basis. Be back to post some later :love:

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Originally Posted by Benjamin (Post 6857173)

A man pepper sprayed during a confrontation with Sussex Police has drowned after running into a lake...

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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 6858121)

Why did he run into the lake

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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 6858200)

To get to the other side.

From my sig :

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Originally Posted by GiRTh (Post 6673168)

You compare Jim Davidson to Nelson Mandela?:facepalm:

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Originally Posted by Jesus. (Post 6673172)

I know, how stupid? He's more like Gandhi.

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Originally Posted by Drew. (Post 6848846)

Time to hide everything valuable in my house

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Originally Posted by MTVN (Post 6848866)

Bit of a rash response to me posting a pic of a black man Drew

this thread is very funny

I'm still cackling at Scott's Netto one.

what was that thread where livia said something about an army training course and arista said that she may pounce on him, that was a very funny quote?

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Originally Posted by Joe. (Post 5161130)

ew- this game is always played at school- this one girl said this once-

'would you rather lick out your nan or toss off your grandad' and everyone was like ew and ignored her for a week.

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 5161184)

described 'fingering a fat bird' as, and I quote...

'Rubbing play dough, but with a worm inside it.'

The class just went quiet. And he was asked to stand outside. Cringe.

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Originally Posted by Ammi (Post 6488613)

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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6519449)

http://i44.tinypic.com/xds4jm.jpg

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 6519454)

She looks so happy with her tub of butter.

:laugh3: