The only people who know my real name are the police:joker:.

Josie Diane Shirley Gibson

I know you share a bed and all that.....but I dont think I've even looked at it in that much detail...

About Andrew's spray paint picture of Mario:joker:.

Josie: Steve, what are you doing in the toilet for so long, having a baby?
Steve: No I'm trying to put my leg back on.

PMSL:laugh2:.

'Can I have a Magnum...please?'

Sam gets in bed with Josie and John James and asks them why they haven't snogged yet

Josie's response: "I try and dish them out...it's like trying to feed a vegetarian meat''

:laugh2:

Which only goes to prove - he doesn't want to kiss her. Don't blame him!

So much for the 'romance'!

Once John James leaves the house (either as victor or evicted) and if he turns around and says he does fancy Josie and wants a relationship, will you then accept the romance is real ?

Oh Wombai, you seem to appear on every single thread about Josie and say the same thing!! :nono: This is a thread where we appreciate all the great things she says that make us laugh :) Non of your biased negativity please!!!

JJ2 - you're the biggest lightweight in here Josie!

J - Yeah I give it Charlie Big Bollocks

:D

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/...6525674?ref=ts please join and support josie and invite your friends please :) xx

"It's not about flicking bogies in the love of your life's shoes is it?"

:joker:

im a one woman man- hahaha

''OMG thats like something out of a horror movie'' About a box suspended on a lever in the garden.

Bb: You have to choose between the two love's of your life.
Josie: Wat, food and John James?
Not sure if thats already been posteed

On the Davinna McCaw task:
BB: Corin said John James was like a giant what flying around her head?
Josie: Cock!

I posted this in the "epic josie quotes" bit - Most of them have been put her but oh well..
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Im not a pahticular josie fan butttt:::
On her kissing abilites: It's probably like kissing a chopped turnip.
On her weight - Do you think a wasp flying into my cereal is a sign I need to stop eating?
To JJ - If this show went on for anothe 6 months I would probably sexually harrass John James.
To JohnJames - would you still share a bed with me if I had no top lip?
On After BB - When I come out I might just be hippy for a bit.
To Andrew, in the panto horse task- Your like Mr Ed gone wrong
To JohnJames, natch - Where's your didgeridoo?
To JohnJames - Some days you look mega young; like I feel a bit wrong, young.
To JohnJames - Are you shampoo-ing and conditionin your armpits?
To JohnJames - Do you want a drink, something to eat, a massage... massage ... massage...get a haircut?
Last night I would have given the top of my index finger to have been somewhereelse
To Rachel & Caomihe - All youre doing is *******in setting me up for humiliation
To Andrew - That's amazing, you're savoury on one side, you're sweet on the other. You don't have to wait for your pudding in a restrant, bang, it's there!
On Andrew - I reckon he's a right Barry smoothie.
To Steve - You wouldave made a wikid Viking.
To Ben - Whats Catholicism?
To JohnJames - When we're lying in bed it's like Beauty &+ The Geek
To Caomhie - I can't believe Caoimhe that your name is spelt the way you spell it. Thats mad innee?
In the robot cozzie - I'm a robot and Im freezin cold!

"You can suck my balls!" when arguing with John James:joker:.

And people wonder why we love Josie! Anyone who doesnt piss themselves at them quotes has sense of humour issues

"I don't like you 16% of the time"
Josie has a very precise idea of her feelings for John James

"Pepper pot, keep an eye on this one; he's the best mole in the UK right now."
Josie tells Sam to make sure Mario the mole doesn't sabotage the briefcase task

"It's probably like kissing a chopped turnip."
Josie on her kissing abilities

Do you think a wasp flying into my cereal is a sign that I need to stop eating?"
Josie worries about the meaning behind a recent visit from a wasp

"If this show went on for another six months I would probably sexually harass John James"
Josie to JJ during a discussion about the show being extended

"Would you still share a bed with me if I had no top lip?"
Josie leaves John James speechless after her unusal question

"When I come out I might just be a hippy for a bit"
Josie plans her post-BB life

"You're like Mr Ed gone wrong"
Josie teases fellow horsemate Andrew

"Where’s your didgeridoo?"
Josie wants to get acquainted with John James's down under

"Have you been shampooing and conditioning your armpit hairs?"
Josie notices John James's body hair is unusually soft

"Do you want a drink, something to eat, a massage... massage... massage...get a haircut?"
Josie offers her services to John James


:laugh2:

" Andrew you've got more moves than Usher !"


As Andrew, Mario and JJ recreate the Consider Yourself routine:D.

Josie complains about putting on weight. "It goes all to my legs and my bum," she says. "I'm built like a Christmas tree."

:joker:

In the diary room what's the 2 things you love the most?
"john james and food"

Josie on her "ladygarden"
"its like a bushtucker trial down there" lol this was last night on live feed when she was talking to jj

Josie: "I’d rather someone give me a real beating than break my heart."