Brilliant Gervais:joker: But why did you have to embarass my johnny like that :bawling:

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Douglas doing some classic photobombing :joker:

Aw so glad he's free from cancer. He's another legend I wouldn't be ok with losing. :( I just could not and did not look at the pictures of him while he was sick. Just a first glimpse made me bawl. Take good care of him jones :bawling:

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Oh yes halle :amazed:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Sun sex and suspicious parents..cringe!:bawling:
I would die if my parents watched me on holiday talking about rimming and having my tongue down a guys throat acting like a slut!:bawling: my dad still doesn't know me and my sisters know what sex is, even when i'm 60 he won't know I know...criiinge:bawling:

Poured a large glass of red wine :D

snatches it and drinks, replaces it with ribena

*throws ribena at ITILYT and snatches wine back whilst she momentarily has her eyes closed* :D

But i've already downed the wine!!:devil:


[happyland grabs empty bottle and smashes it over my head] :(

*opens new bottle and offers ITILYT a glass*

No smashing of bottles needed :D

sat night in, watching a 90's film, point break..keanu, patrick swayze....couldn't be more in heaven! :D


Also writing lyrics for a very important audition tomorrow

Johnny Utah and Bodhi 4 eeeeevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:bawli ng::bawling::bawling::bawling::bawling:

Wrapped up a broken glass shelf to throw out :shocked:

looked who was online

guests viewing strange threads D:

Most are probably searchbots

Just ordered pizza. Yeah watching your figure doesn't mean denying yourself. :D

sun sex suspicious parents, mum telling off her son:"i've seen things NO mother should see this week" mmm excuse me ma'am but you sneaked up on your sun whilst he was on a party island, what the flimsen hell did you expect to see him do? Knitting whilst sheepishly refusing any drink or loose ladies? comeon woman!:hugesmile: This was not a case of expect the unexpected..the contract shoulda said that. If you don't want to see your son sucking tits, don't follow him to a party island

hm, was about to chow down on pasta and cheese but hm, joy of teen sex is on....[and puts the cheese down]

jumped back in bed but it was a bad idea cause now i'm one yawn away from sleep, all cosy here under the duvet.And i've got to write, wash clothes plus clean this place up...why is life so cruel???????????:bawling:

plus should I watch step up 2 or she da man? :amazed:

Omg pocahontas later! You know i'm watching that ****. Love it...listen to the wind..kwe kwe natura...classic! :D

Pocahantos
John smith "I've seen hundreds of new worlds...what can be different about this one?"....dude you're gonna get some historic pussy! :D

Being vile..

Listened to this masterpiece

Watched Jersey Shore.

just saw a boy that looked a bit like Luke Pasqualino, oh he was :amazed: but he mustve been at least 2 years younger than me so it didn't go further than flirting at sainsburys checkout :amazed: i refuse to allow myself to be a cougar :bawling:

joe jonas on 90210...what was i saying about not cougaring again :amazed:

catching up on tudors "ive had her by the C8unt" lol :D