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Gluing tomatoes to ur weed plants so the neighbours don't think ur a dealer.
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Dressing up as a Sausage and chasing Vegetarians.
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Goat's are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters
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Standing trapped in the corner of the shower because the water turned cold.
I bet she is naked under all those clothes, the slut. |
Having to pretend you like the dinner your eating at a friends house.
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"I don't need to flip a coin to get head."
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Being so hungover you genuinely think you're going to die
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Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings.
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Finding out you're gunna be a dad after being tagged in the scan.
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Jay-Z finally has 100 problems.
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Walking through a spiders web and instantly learning karate.
Getting a text and thinking "oh not this ****" |
I have no idea what you just said so im just gonna say "yeah" and smile.
Getting shampoo in your eye and accepting the fact you'll never see again. |
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