stop crying, you will end up with a water bed:spin:

Your parents like ligging out by the pool then trace?.....:joker:

Not just my parents wee ol Tracey here too :joker:

Probably a good time to make a pass then, while you're all emotional and needy.

I am not emotional or needy. They were tears of joy.

Marc told me you cried after sex once :idc:

Never ever do this, its really unhealthy if you feel things express it...
Imagine you are a champagne bottle, what happens when you shake one?....
Assertiveness is cool :)

I think most people on TIBB generally have something a little socially 'out of the ordinary' about them and that is why I think so many stick around. This forum is like an escape for people. Like Samuel for example, I would never imagine him to have self confidence issues or anything but we all do I think. I am including myself in this and I do mean no offence.

none taken charlie :)

Im not champagne though Kizzy Im just a cheap can of cider :bawling::bawling::bawling:

Get that mutha****in Jords, off this mother****ing forum. :joker:

















This is a joke about the store that Jords' parents owned, and it is in no way a serious comment. Any resemblance to real life characters, is purely coincidental.

Im included also.

jesus, whats your holy water?

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Samuel L Jackson. Took quite a while for that particular penny to drop. Must be bed time...

TiBB has a few socially awkward Penguins

Again, that was because I was happy it was over. :idc:

:joker:

I'm not socially awkward, but most of society is too stupid and sheep like to know how to handle me. :idc:

:love: same hai/

1. I’ve lived in the same village all my life and it’s proper tiny, our primary school only had 38 pupils in total

2. First time I ever went skiing I broke my leg, had to be carried down the slope and taken up the lift by some random Austrian snowboarders and then taken to hospital on a snowmobile

3. My great Grandad lived till he was 107, I think he was the oldest person alive on the Isle of Man at the time of his death. He used to smoke a lot as well until he was in his 70s

4. I pretty much have no ambitions in life or any idea what I want to do with it

5. I’m a bit of a nerd for history and politics, I often procrastinate by just reading up on various theories and views

6. I'm pretty sh*t at meeting new people and I just generally try and avoid awkward situations even though I’m nowhere near as bad as I used to be

7. I’m a big cricket fan, even though I only play at village level, I go watch quite a lot of games. Once met the whole Sussex team when they started packing their kit away in their cars which just happened to be where we were chucking a ball around. I was also part of the half time “entertainment” at an England/Australia game, they just basically had a couple of junior clubs, one of which was mine, have a bit of a mini competition on the field

8. I enjoy quite a lot of other sports as well, especially football and American football. I love darts as well and played for my pub team for a couple of years, I’d become awful by the end though and lost pretty much every game even when we played an all-womans team, I’m convinced it was because of dartitis though, it’s a recognised medical condition!

9. I would love to travel in Africa or South America, had the chance when I was 15 but stupidly dropped out

10. I don’t think I’ve ever really done much of interest or significance in life which is why I’m using this to make up the numbers

Your middle names were derived from Jords' grandfathers?

Ben :suspect: stop being in denial.. what we had was beautiful.. ever since you joined the big H we have never been the same.

Also I didn't intend to post my list for sympathy etc. I just feel much more able to say things on an internet forum than I could to people I live with/see everyday. As much as I do appreciate a bit of love being sent my way, it is not entirely needed, but is appreciaed.

It's a fair comment you make there Charlie.

I myself love this site, as I'm able to put all my insecurities aside, unless I'm feeling very low about myself and then I get way too sensitive as you've all witnessed more than once :) and totally be myself. I don't know how I come across to people on here, but I've been surprised at both Marc and Samuel expressing confidence issues, as they come over very confident and personable, nice decent lads. There ate a lot of amazing people here, I've never known a site like it, as someone said recently, it is a community.

Depends if they are the same names as mine :laugh:

-okay you caught me, i didn't read properly-