We'll be weighing anchor very shortly ( I said anchor!!! )

The Cap'n has a date with the wench from the quayside fish bar and the rest of us are dining on deck tonight.

Really, Kate I am very shocked :shocked::conf:

Haha you be careful how you address me ship mate if the fish wench flakes out on me your next!

:devil:

Good tie-in, I like where this is going :joker:

Thats a relief the last time I was aboard the sea was bobbing with bodies, the Captain was p***** and playing with his Winkie and pirates were on the horizon. Dread to think whats on the menu.I am suing the travel company.

You won't be when you know me more, and if you think I'm bad then wait till you meet shipmates Kizzy and Kazanne, sea strumpets extraordinaire ;)

Hop aboard.

Ian of lee can go **** himself,I will spare ye,ya vagabond BUT,swab those decks until the rats have no grip
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I lost my dolphin:bawling:

I fear I am an innocent, fair maiden, this is a vessel of debauchery,where I have no place. You can teach me ey????:dance::dance:

Everyone, everyone if you could all raise your canteens and give a toast to this motley rag tag crew and the gentleman we are doing this for, young Samuel the Third.


Huzzah!

I want a gin and tonic first and some nuts wouldn't go amiss. I will sue !!!!

Jeez you don't ask for much you do ya? :spin:

Oh Christ Cynic,can ye not keep hold of anything ,how thee **** did you lose a dolphin.leave off the rum you blaggard,

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I'm not buying him another one Kazanne it's ridiculous that's the third one he's lost this week. :nono:

You Captain promised all-inclusive. I hate RUM. I have spent all afternoon rescuing drunks from the briny I deserve it.

Just found a dolphin, any takers ???

I only promised all inclusive so I could get some ship hands for my voyage, do you know how hard it is to find Sam fans round these parts?

There's some Sambuca in Kate's 'special drawer' you can lend my key but I want it back!

OK then that will have to do. Want a rootle in her special drawer, she nicked my cutlass.This is one rotten cruise if you want my opinion.:devil:

Fancy chucking it a snack and telling it to fetch,we must keep Cynic away from the grog the varmint cannae take it,
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You found Flipper!

Show me where before the evil chip shop temptress decides to have dolphin steaks on special

The poor dolphin is P****d.Cruelty to sea mammals now.:bawling::bawling:

You had better get a shift on she is sharpening the best cutlass right now.He's flat out P****d behind her door.

I don't know why Cap'n puts up with it,I think he has a 'soft' spot for him or is he a her?????:joker::joker:

Oooops

Who let that dolphin go to the Pot and Lobster....the plank for them I say