Remember that Josie spent most her time under the duvet too so it's natural that she would want someone who spends more time under it to win.

He will claim that he was reciting the Welsh alphabet.

:laugh:

Callum and Dexter just need to have some angry sex and get on with it

This feud between Callum and Dexter is getting dumb now, they either need to fight or have sex

omg Jack :joker:

if Sam wins Emma at the interview will say... Ok Sam the viewers really want to know what happened under that duvet for the last 10 weeks? Sam will say: my winky expanded. The crowd will cheer with delight!

Emma: Why did you nominate Sophie so many times?

Sam: my winky didn't expand.

Crowd cheers with delight. Camera zooms to all the deaf children in the audience looking confused because they never heard a bloody word. Viewing figures go through the roof and ofcom take on extra staff.

Josie Gibson has spoken, you know what must be done.

pam spurr fancies dan

A J's voice is like verbal poison - i can't understand half of what she say's between the screeching !

Dr pam here is a cucumber that Callum ate, and here is one that Dexter ate and here is the one that was shoved in Charlies mouth, yes that is a condom thats over it.

Have her put down?

What is this "wocky woad" AJ speaks of ?:conf:

Josie's bikini bottoms in that heave-worthy pic just make me think "cheese wire". :hugesmile:

omg hazels drawing was good

aww that was so nice of rylan lol

Even the woman with the cat face has it in for poor Hazel

Yeah, it was bless him he's growing on me

omg that caller :laugh3:

Rylan a national treasure???? Lets hope the BB producers take this to heart and shove him on an island all on his own then we can all treasure him from afar.

Sophies sister gets through to Rylan on the phones.

Charlie the called LMFAO

"omg I love Sophie I cant even explain"

:joker: :joker:

I think Rylan was actually close to tears then lmao

I love the callers. They're bat**** crazy.

Still can't get over how funny Mitch from Friday's show was.

Rylan can barely fit those upper teeth in his *****ing mouth for god's sake. They look soooooo ridiculous!:laugh: