I wonder if we can get Gretel out of retirement (and Rylan into it) by getting her to cover for Emma

I cba reading back. How did a new extension on the BB house get to a discussion on Gretel? :suspect:

Both are having a new front put on. :)

They're both having their back doors smashed in for the purposes of entertainment

And they've both had over 500 people inside them

I'm kinda wishing I didn't ask :joker:

I also hear the National Trust let the public tour their insides

They're both empty between September and Xmas.

They attract large crowds to see what comes out of their entrance, although nowhere near as much as they used to

They both require the permission of Hertsmere Borough Council if they're planning a makeover

They both have pregnant women stood at their openings to greet anything that passes through.

MB overuses them both as the subject to his jokes

That is also true

They're both old enough to be Tom's great great great grandparents

Tom will have to wait another twenty-odd years to be old enough to be eligible to enter them both

:joker:

Marsh also tries to use them both as the subject of his jokes
It is uneffective

Overall they can take up 6.1 hectares

omg this actually got me really excited?! It's about ****ing time...let's hope these plans come to fruition and the exterior does look markedly different

Two storeys would be amazing too :amazed:

yup

Gillian McKeith recently entered both to check for toxins

I think you killed it now

I don't think it was ever alive in the first place it's fine

Something that applies to the BB House and Gretel too.

:joker: