I heard he applied to Big Brother because he was hoping to get one :(

They actually get parties everyday

:joker::cheer2:

Appropriate that Sam gets mayonnaise - it's a bland white nothingness just like him.

Here for Laura making a fishbowl :clap1:

Evelyn a finalist :clap1:

Sam looks about 37 :shocked:

Like this song

The Jason Rescuers

Jayne dancing :lovedup:

Sexist Jason only wanting 'lads' in the final :nono:

Jayne for Strictly?

He's only 29? :omgno:

Evelyn already bored of his bull :laugh2:

Evelyn's so beautiful :love:

Alex is a prick

jackson has the most annoying laugh ever

It's funny for all the explaining Jason does, he explains nothing... I think though he's implying he's very private and isn't used to sharing a space and involving other people in his personal decisions

and if you'd like to make Jackson's laugh your ringtone, here you go x

This is where a live feed would've helped

Oh shut up Alex. I'm better for her than you are.

Jackson's so easily amused

Alex ladz banter

Ew

Alex is literally so boring he has no laugh