Of course.

Have you ever lied knowing someone else would get in trouble

^^ Didnt u do this one already :S

Have you ever snorted while laughing?

I was running out of ideas.

Yes. All the time.

Have you ever fallen off a chair laughing.

No

Have you ever laughed so hard that you could not breathe?

No.

Have you ever laughed so much that wee came out?

No

Have you ever shat yourself?

"Shat". Charming!!! Not in public but we've all been caught short at some time.

Have you ever fantasised about an ugly woman/man

Speak for yourself! Are you going all moral on me today? That's twice. You have used the words charming! & disgusting about my posts.

No.

Have you ever desecrated a grave?

Not recently.

Have you ever woke up one morning, looked at the monster lying next you, and decided that it was time to change your lifestyle?

I've just read some of my posts today and I do seem to be in a bad mood. I can assure you I'm not, I'm in a very good mood.

Yes

Have you ever stolen anything from a shop?

Yes but not since I was un petit garson.

Have you ever felt the urge and just relieved yourself at the earliest opportunity. You know what I mean.

Yes

Have you ever had a threesome?

I wish. Hopefully twins.

Have you ever had relations with mother and daughter.

No

Have you ever been with a woman at least 20 years older than you?

Ummm nope, Not that I am aware

Have you even been sick on a friend whilst drunk?

nope

Have you ever fancied your mates mum?

Nope

Have you ever eaten squid?

Yes - love it! (mm mm salt & chilli squid)!

Have you ever eaten octopus?

Nope

Have you ever eaten Snails? (i love it!)

Ewww no waaay dude!

Have you ever eaten a full Chicken ( Cooked of course! )

No.

Have you ever eaton giblets.

No (ewww)

Have you ever eaten crocodile? (it's lovely)!

OMG NO!

Have you ever licked ice cream off the opposite sex :tongue:

:EDIT: Or same sex!

Nope...not ice cream but cream of the oppisite sex

Have you ever bitten someones tongue?

No

Have you ever sucked someones toes?