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Amy Jade 22-12-2016 07:26 PM

I screamed at huge bitch i love Deuce Bigelow

Niamh. 22-12-2016 07:27 PM

Very good Johnny, reminds me a bit of an Alanis Morrisette number :fan:

Jamie89 22-12-2016 07:27 PM

Well done Johnny :joker: really impressive entry as usual! :clap1:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bah HuMBug (Post 9107260)
You don't get this kind of commentary with Graham Norton do you

:joker:

Shaun 22-12-2016 07:27 PM


Johnnyuk123 22-12-2016 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McGregrrrrrrrr (Post 9107275)
Very good Johnny, reminds me a bit of an Alanis Morrisette number :fan:

Thanks Niamh and Jamie. :wavey:

Shaun 22-12-2016 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dezzy
'DEZZY'
By LeatherTrumpet
Spoiler:

To the tune of





(We see Marsh running through the trees and away from an unseen threat, he looks behind, failing to notice the hooded figure he's running straight for. He collides with the figure and bounces off, hitting the ground hard. He backs away from the figure, terrified of it. The figure lowers it's hood to reveal the face of an ancient irish woman.)
Marsh: Please! It's Christmas!
Niamh: It's December 22nd.
(Niamh whacks him with her banhammer as the camera fades to black)

(The stage is set up like an old church. We see LT, dressed in a Nun's Habbit, kneeling at the foot of a statue that bears a striking resemblance to TheTruth. He is praying fervently and appears to be in the midst of a personal crisis. The music starts and LT leaves the crowd shook with his diva-esque vocals)
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

When he infracts me, I am raging
But on the inside my heart's soaring
Forgive him when he brings his hammer down
in this story, He's Carmen, I'm the sad clown
I'll go down...I-I MEAN bring him down, down!
A mod with no crown, I want him face down! (in a dead sense, not because I want to **** him or anything!!)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy,Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! De-zz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

All of these feelings are so new
Like those cowboys, I don't know how to quit you
I'm so confused, this isn't fun
All these gay thoughts, I can't outrun
I'll go down...I-I MEAN bring him down, down!
A mod with no crown, on whom I'll go to town (With some sort of blunt weapon! Don't twist my words! I'm not gay, I promise!)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy, Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)

In the most Right Wing sense,
He is beyond repentance
SJW, REMOANER, LOONY LEFT
But in a loving sense
our sexual energy is tense
And all i want to hear him say
is 'Shontae you stay'
(LT's friends rush onto the stage to try to pull him away from the 'dark side' by bribing him with cans of Strongbow and Kelly Brook Calenders)

I wanna hate you, but something's pushing me towards you
TheTruth is my virtue but Dezzy is the demon I cling to
I CLING TO
(LT resists his friends and whips off his Habbit to reveal a red corset look that leaves the crowd GAGGING. TheTruth claws his way to the front of the LT's friend group and attempts a reveal of his own by taking off his Fedora to reveal another one underneath but the crowd doesn't pay attention as LT is SLAYING the crowd with a high octane section of choreography.)

I'm just a highland fool,
Oh Johnny, it's so cruel but
I'm still in love with Dezzy, Kirky
I'm just a Highland Fool, oh Jaxie it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Dezzy, Cherie
Whoa whoa I'm in love with Dezzy... Dezzy (x2)
Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezz-y-y! Dezzy! LT! (x2)
(The church doors burst open as the song comes to an end, Dezzy rides in on a motorbike for some reasons and exchanges a deep, meanginful and wordless look with LT. LT climbs onto the bike and holds on to Dezzy as they take off into the sky, the bike spitting out the rainbow coloured lyrics of Kate Bush's underrated bop 'Why Should I Love You' out of it's exhaust pipe as it goes. Tumblr goes wild and the 'DezzyTrumpet' fandom is born..)

~

T* 22-12-2016 07:32 PM

is this a song by dezzy about lt or a song by lt about dezzy my brain has broken

T* 22-12-2016 07:33 PM

i aM CACKliN

MB. 22-12-2016 07:33 PM

I've no idea whether that's by Dezzy about LT or by LT about Dezzy (given my idea of LT's grasp on modern pop music, I'm guessing the former), but either way, incredible :love:

Jamie89 22-12-2016 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IcedT* (Post 9107289)
is this a song by dezzy about lt or a song by lt about dezzy my brain has broken

I think it's a song about Dezzy by Dezzy but from LT's perspective... it's confusing but genius :joker:

Loved it Dezzy, absolutely brilliant well done :clap1:

Johnnyuk123 22-12-2016 07:35 PM

Well done dezzy and LT. :wavey:

T* 22-12-2016 07:35 PM

i'm ****ing crying dezzy omg

Niamh. 22-12-2016 07:36 PM

Good Job Dezzy :love:

Amy Jade 22-12-2016 07:36 PM

:laugh2:

y.winter 22-12-2016 07:36 PM

OMG you're genius! :joker: :laugh2:

Jake. 22-12-2016 07:37 PM

omfg dezzy that's brilliant

Denver 22-12-2016 07:37 PM

My mind is dead

Josiah. 22-12-2016 07:37 PM

Dezzy, that's brilliant!

Shaun 22-12-2016 07:38 PM


Shaun 22-12-2016 07:41 PM

~
Quote:

Originally Posted by SantaV
Title: AMMI...
Artists: Ammi Believer and LudaCHRIST


http://i.imgur.com/nBaPBrD.png



To the tune of "Baby" by Justin Bieber
Quote:

Oh whoa [x3]

I wake up too early, too see you all
When you are asleep, and I'll be there
But there is one, who is awake
And we will never ever ever be apart

What’s up Ammi? Girl, why you awake?
Its 5am, what are you TIBB’n?
There is no other to type or reply
She had may heart for the first time,
And I was like...

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Oh, for you I would play whatever
And I just can’t believe we are on at the same time.
But its 7am, that means I am losin’ you
I’ll type in anything, I’ll play any game
And I'm in pieces, baby fix me
When I see you it’s like I am in a perfect dream
When the site goes down, down, down.
I realise that my first love won’t be around.

And I'm like
Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

[Ludachrist:]
Luda! When I had 10 posts, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my Ammi
And nobody came between us because they were all asleep
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck,
She was awake with me daily, don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound, it skipped a beat when I see her in the Chat threads and
At ICB on the game threads but I always see her at the same time.
She knows she got me dazing cause she was so amazing
And now my heart is breaking but I just keep on saying...

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi nooo
Like Ammi, Ammi, Ammi oooh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)

Your gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now you are gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now you are gone (Yeah Yeah Yeah, Yeah Yeah Yeah)
Now you are gone (gone, gone, gone...)
long gone.


Josiah. 22-12-2016 07:43 PM

SuperV, I love it!

Now everyone, hold onto your weaves; because I have sent in one of the songs off of my new EP.

Johnnyuk123 22-12-2016 07:43 PM

Great lyrics Super V. Very funny too. :clap1::clap1::clap1:

T* 22-12-2016 07:44 PM

haha great job superv!!

y.winter 22-12-2016 07:44 PM

That Ammi spirit :clap1:

MB. 22-12-2016 07:45 PM

Ammi is superior to us all and I'm glad that fact has been cemented in musical form, well done SuperV


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