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What a sick joke at me being Jozea's only vote

Macie gurl

On second thoughts, and not to keep moving this around like an I-can't-even-think-of-an-appropriate-metaphor, but wouldn't it make a great deal more sense just to do this on Boxing Day instead? Yes? Okay, see you all then

Boxing Day's fine for me. I'll send you a write up for Emma this morning btw

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For the person who voted for her, I hope you listen to her music, she's incredible :love:

I do indeed. Been a fan of hers for years, she was incredible on DWTS - she was robbed and never made the final :(

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Yeah, boxing day is boring/overrated anyway so that works for me.

My dad thought it's be a good idea to go on holiday on Boxing Day so I'll miss this, I hope I remember to check when I get back, or that I have good internet.

I'll perch the day after cos Boxing Day is annual pissup :love:

I'm not sure if anyone's still in the mood, given... y'know, stuff, but this will be going ahead today! Or tomorrow! Whichever one Boxing Day is!

This will be at 9pm :dazzler: It's a tall order to ask for any write-ups in the early hours of Boxing Day so... er, I won't

About an hour to go hahaha oh god

Ready to support my flop faves especially Tiffany in the inevitable Tiff vs Jayne final 2

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Ten-ish minutes imo http://i.imgur.com/yqFrse4.gif

Will be supporting Alecia Holden and Alana Spencer
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The TiBB Reality Ranking 2k16

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Willkommen, bienvenue and welcome to The TiBB Reality Ranking 2k16! Our journey began nearly a month ago, and since then, several thousand reality stars (idk, probably) have been reduced to just 80, via a process that was far too complicated for its own good. Now, it's time to reveal those 80 - well, again - and to announce the order in which you've ranked them. Most will have write-ups, some of which were written by you lot, and although all reality stars are created equal, some are more equal than others and some write-ups will be longer than others. Heck, some might not exist at all.

I can promise that there will be ties, there will be tantrums, there will be shocks (for example, if you've bet your life savings on Gleb from Celebrity MasterChef to win, you'll be leaving a poor man), and most of all, there will be reality stars. But who will come out on top? It's time to find out. But first? A performance from one of the year's top reality stars... is something you won't be seeing because we couldn't book anybody good. Instead, here's Sandi from Gogglebox.

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Omg I forgot to write Tameka's

I've ruined everything

(lol so none of the photos I thought had uploaded have in fact uploaded, great start)

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Originally Posted by Frossty (Post 9111700)

Omg I forgot to write Tameka's

I've ruined everything

That's fine hurn <3 I'll just post a gif wall in your honour

I'm here for Steph's win.

Here for Val's win (minus my write up that I forgot I said I'd do, but I'm sure MB will do it justice)

Kicking things off...

#80

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Points: 8

Benjamina’s time on Bake Off was probably best remembered for whatever the thing she had with Mr. Steal Your Girl himself Selasi was, and regardless of the fact that there was almost definitely nothing romantic there in the slightest, us Bake Off fans do love to project a good romance onto unwilling participants. Isn’t that right, Diana and Norman? Anyway, the fact that Benjamina has qualified for this ranking and Selasi hasn’t probably speaks some volume as to which of the two you lot prefer just that bit more. Despite winning Star Baker once and establishing herself as one of the judges’ top bakers for a further two rounds, our Benji eventually came unstuck with her Mexican Adventure Savoury Pies in Tudor Week (I swear to god what even is this show), allowing lesser such as Jane and Andrew to sneak through instead. Thankfully, she left enough of an impression to sneak through into the ranking, albeit in the lowest possible position. Good job!

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Points: 18

God love a good useless Apprentice candidate. After last year’s #23 placer and all-round g.oddess (until she campaigned for Brexit, after which I dropped her like a cold bag of sick /beahamill) Elle Stevenson set the bar high by being in the losing team for six weeks in a row, not one but two of this year’s contestants decided they’d quite like to challenge this record. In the end, Frances and Rebecca only managed to tie Elle’s impressive feat, but whilst Frances went on to redeem herself via means of a questionably-quiffed badger, Rebecca… did not. Over the course of her time on The Apprentice, Rebecca indeed became the joint-most losingest candidate in history, being dragged into the first boardroom of the series, being tricked into not voting for herself to be PM by Jessica (<3), doing… lol nothing in the next two tasks yet still losing, and finding herself in the boardroom once again during the cycling task – after which Lord Sugar told her she had to Step It Up (feat. Dave Audé). What did Rebecca do? Well, if you watched this year’s Apprentice, the words “black African soap” should mean something to you. And thus, Rebecca was unceremoniously dumped in the same week as Elle. Ah well. These things can’t last forever. Unless you’re, like, any other female in the cast who isn’t Michelle or Natalie, in which case you can keep completely fucking up all the way to interviews!

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Points: 23

You’ve proved you’re not outta love with Anastacia by not only not leaving her outside alone, but by giving her a spot in the top 80 reality TV contestants of 2k16. Surely things were sure to run smoothly for this early 00s gay icon who still insists on warbling like she’s coughing up a hairball? Well, erm… about that. Anastacia’s rocky road began ~~when she was partnered with Brendan Cole~~ when she first fell into the dance-off in week two, a week in which she just so happened to have suffered an injury and torn her mastectomy scar following her last battle with breast cancer. Due to this injury, she was deemed unable to re-do the dance, and instead some bloke from Kiss FM was voted out. Did the British public react to this turn of events with compassion and understanding? Lolno. It was a shitstorm, my friends, and maybe the darkest Strictly moment since that time Laila Rouass had one too many spray tans and Anton called her a Pak-no never mind. You’d have thought Anastacia had paid her dues by now, but the worries were to persist. After making it through Movie Week on sympathy votes (she had to do a dance dressed as Kristen Stewart. It was creepy), she was in the dance-off the following round, in which she was now able to compete and completely destroy some bint from BBC Breakfast. Of course, at that point, a sick and tired Brendan went and nearly died, so Anastacia had to have a spare partner for her next dance, which ended up giving her her highest score of the entire show. One week later, Brendan returned and brought his hoverboard with him. He and Anastacia were duly eliminated. I’ll end this write-up here because I can’t think of any more puns.

Love Benjamina, not the biggest Rebecca fan, but thats only cos the apprentice bores me until week 6