Wow a normal response to somebody nominating a few of your favourites in a forum ranking game!

So.

My write-up on whatshisface from that season nobody cares about/should care about is done.

I'll save Laura because BB17 and cut Hannah because although I liked her, she's probably the weakest one out of the other three.


So this write-up is pretty hard for me because a) I didn't really mind Hannah, from the twenty or so episodes I watched of the mediocre BB18, and b) because I only watched twenty episodes of the mediocre BB18 so I think it's safe to say my knowledge on any housemate that isn't Sukhvinder is a little limited.

So instead, I'll just list everything about Hannah that I remember, such as that time she clocked Rebecca for chasing a guy that doesn't even want her (oop) or when she pulled the 'race card' after being labelled aggressive, I mean I would too if I was being crucified just for raising my voice once in a house where Kayleigh and Lotan openly threaten to assault people. Oh and that time she projectile vomited in a task where she was forced to eat a fermented egg (seriously, why are those tasks still a thing in 2017?). Anyway, I'm pretty sure we were all excited for Hannah at first, myself included, because this is TiBB and a sassy black woman to fawn over is a necessity to any series.

Let's not forget that magical time she overcame the odds and somehow made it to the final week, despite having Day 18 boot written all over her (funnily enough, Rebecca took that title) and her suddenly getting backdoored only meant she avoided the baying mob that no doubt would've jeered her off the stage, so all in all she pretty much won, no?

Oh, how I could I forget, buy Peace, Love and Harmony on iTunes or s/t.

Cal next time you nominate can you not over-strategize it and be over counter-productive about it? https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/i...T5l52M_JDKTBKy

very well, that leaves Macie with Isabelle and Deborah

I'll do what I bloody well like thank you!

Ok but srsly though I will never understand why Deborah was massively more popular than Hannah who was a much bigger and funnier figure.

(also i don't even like marc that much lol. i just did that cause he's too much of an easy target)

See even you thought along the same lines as me yourself.

Everybody is going to do the same over the course of the game I really don't know why certain people have been left so seething and shocked!

Deborah and Hannah are both gone anyway (Macie is a Isabelle supporter)

I only saw a grand total of twenty episodes of BB18 so give me some Hannah facts people!

Hannah:

talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before

all of y'all complaining about this round but i'm the only one using my Save and Replace!

http://i.imgur.com/qw1AzaS.gif

Well no. I did it with 1 housemate. You did it with 17 :laugh:

Where :suspect:

Oh I'm just wasting to post it lol. I feel more comfortable doing it after the ones below him are posted. Like poor Sam, Jayne, and Gina</3

Macie can you just ****ing cast your ****ing vote, you aren't Davina

Wow.

I am just SICK TO DEATH of having to wait for this As Told By Ginger character to make up her bloody mind!

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297. Mark Henderson
http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/arti...Brother-12.jpg

Yet another person I'm stuck talking about that I care very little about. Thanks again for this terrific batch of 18 absolutely 100% bad housemates Cal!

So; Mark. He was the pre-destined finalist/winner upon entering and was all goofy and sporadic like any overtly obvious winner would be (even Sam Evans was like that on launch night.). This obvious winner also had a friendship with the horrifically hypocritically horrible and ACTUAL winner Aaron. Now I couldn't ****ing stand Aaron, and Mark was there to have the complete opposite opinion as me; trusting him. It's not so much he thought differently to me, he was just sooo obnoxious about that and most other things. He also stripped a lot which bugged me, and the goofy editing of the CBB8/BB12 time made him even more irritating. THANKFULLY he walked and I didn't have to sit through him for a whole season. His hate rivalry with Maisy was funny though lol.

Now please I hope the next time I cut someone it's someone I can feel actually passionate about. Not Becky. And not Mark Bloomin Henderson.

There done. I was getting impatient on these other write-ups

Hmmm well I guess I could always step in again

yeah please do.

the gina, sam, and jayne write ups still need to be posted though

marco, andrew, victoria, natalie, georgina, alex, sam, jackson, and jason ALL beating jayne. What has the world come to?

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the Hannah pic being her screaming LOVE PEACE AND HARMONY aggressively at the top of her lungs<3

anyway Hannah rules and like most of Cal's picks was robbed far too early from this. my #1 highlight has to be the time Lotan, Geeza Joe, Tom, Kierawn, and Raph were stuck having to listen to her singing I'm Gonna **** and Sing for 4+ hours straight. Culminating in the following reactions:

Lotan: Hawhaw okay well she's not getting ME annoyed!! *eye twitches rapidly*
Kieran: uuurgh
Tom: LiSTAN right that gerl can't even SANG
Raph: I'm kinda enjoying it :)
Joe: Aww mate we need to kill em! We need to kill em! :D *wraps Raph in a headlock*
Raph: GET OFF OF ME JOE oh my god!! :) *seethes internally*