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they don't exist

How do you react when only Ann and Nick Clegg do?

Would you ever do Splash!

ann already does :joker:

phone my maw and tell her

eh no i bloody wouldn’t but i would do big brother

Would you ever do dancing On Ice?

Would you ever do me?

(A cup of tea)

aye

How do you react when Janette Manrara makes your omelette with 3 eggs rather than 4?

no its always me on brew duty, stop being a lazy sod and make it yourself!

but while you’re there, you cn make me one and all! two sugars. two chocolate digestives.

Baby can we dance?

no it’s too late for that nonsense, i’ve had too many drinks x

How do you react when you log into tinder and you’ve been matched with Michelle Keegan!

Snog, marry, avoid

James
Nicky
Michael21

find the nearest window to throw my phone out of

How do you react when most of your questions have been asked by some strange homosexual man from Essex who eliminated you on a big brother game over a couple who couldn’t work together?

i forgot it was you tbh :joker:
ya fookin snehhhhk!

can i come back now that morgan has walked :joker:

fack off gillyun mckeef

crawls into thread

You’ll get dirty knees :joker:

me crawling into the stars thread or you crawling into this one :joker:

Makes a change doesn't it? I mean usually you're the one on your knees in the house