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Oh **** off. Nobody wants Valentina still in this thing.
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Leg 5'll follow tomorrow :)
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....not a queen lost on leg 4...:lovedup:...
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https://i.imgur.com/283WEt9.png Alaska & Willam are the first team to set off from Liberty Square in the centre of San Marino. They read their next clue as they do so. https://i.imgur.com/4aceBPk.png "Screw Piazza Cavour," Alaska says as they begin the drive back to Italy. "I’m still trying to find Leah Remini!" Jinkx & Dela and Kelly & Tammie set out together a few minutes later, with Kelly suppressing a yawn as she climbs into the driver’s seat of her car. "It’s too early to be thinking about Naples. Or apples. Or nipples. I didn’t sleep much last night, I’m sure you can tell," she says, as Tammie enthusiastically bops along to Italian radio in the back seat. Jinkx & Dela set off on the route first, with Tammie & Kelly following them. One-by-one, the rest of the teams begin the drive to Rimini. Well, except for Farrah & Valentina, who spend half an hour searching the empty streets of San Marino for tourists willing to part with their cash, having been given no money at the start of the leg. "We could always rob McDonald’s," Valentina suggests. It is unclear whether she is being serious or not. Alaska & Willam are the first to arrive at the bus sign-up sheet in Rimini. Jinkx & Dela follow behind, and it is only upon arrival in Rimini that they realise they somehow lost Kelly & Tammie along the way. Six miles back down the road, Team Brown Bacon are fretting over the flat tyre that has quite literally stopped them in their tracks. "We could try blowing into it," Tammie says, telling her teammate that Allison Janney once complimented her on her lung capacity. Instead, Kelly decides to wait for a replacement car to arrive, hoping that the other teams take long enough that they still manage to get a seat on the first bus. Alas, they do not; Sasha & Shea and Jasmine & Kennedy arrive to claim the last two pairs of seats on the first bus, with Bunny & Coco and Mayhem & Morgan taking the first seats on the second bus. As the first teams board the bus, Kennedy fantasises about travelling to the fashion capital of Italy, before being reminded by Willam that she’s thinking of Milan, not Naples. "Naples is known for pizzas, the mafia and a bunch of brothels that got buried by a volcano," Willam informs her. Everyone is impressed by her knowledge of Italian cities. As they set off on the five hour bus ride, Sasha tries to get everyone to sing So Emotional by Whitney Houston; Shea soon puts an end to this by jabbing Sasha in the face with her elbow. Kelly & Tammie receive their replacement car and drive cautiously into Rimini, signing up for places on the second bus. Farrah & Valentina are the last team to sign up for the bus, having been unlucky in their efforts to raise money in San Marino, and having decided not to rob a restaurant and get criminal records in the process. The second bus is much more tense than the first, with each team talking about how desperate they are to avoid elimination this leg (well, except Bunny & Coco, but only because they both fall asleep five minutes into the journey and spend the entire five hours snoring like grizzly bears). Even Tammie, who would have been the first to join in with any song-singing on the first place, spends the journey anxiously biting her nails, and, eventually, her fingers. The first bus arrives to a sunny Naples afternoon, and the teams on board - Alaska & Willam, Jasmine & Kennedy, Jinkx & Dela and Sasha & Shea - pile out to find the next clue box. https://i.imgur.com/gLQmzbz.png |
https://i.imgur.com/283WEt9.png All four teams grab taxis to Via Toledo, one of the most popular shopping streets in Naples. There, they run past the Speed Bump that awaits Farrah & Valentina (each team making a whining sound as they run past as a way of imparting their good luck wishes. Or just making fun of Farrah, I don’t know), and open their next clues. https://i.imgur.com/v2nOAzf.png Jinkx & Dela, having completed a food-based Detour on the previous leg, decide to avoid making pizzas and instead choose Underground, with Sasha & Shea and Jasmine & Kennedy selecting the same option. Willam, who considers herself a connoisseur of pizza ("at least when I’m stoned enough"), convinces Alaska to go for Perfectly Round. "Like my ass!" Alaska cries out in delight as she reads the name of the Detour. Team Race Chaser arrive at their Detour first, and although they are at first taken aback by the sheer number of rules and regulations they must adhere to in order to pass the task, they decide to get their hands dirty (well, doughy) straight away and make the pizzas as quickly as possible. Although this tactic results in more than a few pizzas that fail the pizza master’s test, they still have enough approved pizzas to put in the oven and get their next clue. https://i.imgur.com/oYwTBac.png At the underground tunnels, meanwhile, Jasmine & Kennedy are the first team to start the task, having arrived before Jinkx & Dela and Sasha & Shea. Once Jasmine has finished complaining that the hard hat she has been assigned doesn’t fit her head very well, she and Kennedy begin searching the tunnels for the marked items they are required to find. They do this in a fairly short amount of time, but become stumped when they get back to surface level and have to figure out the order that they found the items in. As Jink & Dela head down into the tunnels, they decide to make up a song to remember the order, but they soon forget this when Jinkx has to remind Dela to stay on key. Sasha & Shea then head down, and soon all three teams are back on the surface, trying to find the correct order of the twenty items. Eventually, Jasmine & Kennedy get the order right, and are handed their next clue before Jasmine can say "this helmet is hurting my ears". The second bus, carrying a now-awake Bunny & Coco, Farrah & Valentina, Kelly & Tammie and Mayhem & Morgan, arrives in Naples at last. With Farrah & Valentina having borrowed money from the other teams on the bus, all teams travel by taxi to Via Toledo, where Team French Vanilla Fantasy encounter their Speed Bump. https://i.imgur.com/uBorsoi.png "We can do this," Valentina confidently tells Farrah. "After all, we’re both works of art. I’d hang me slightly closer to the front, but still." As they head down the street to the gallery, the other three teams choose between Detours. Mayhem & Morgan and Kelly & Tammie opt for Underground, while Bunny & Coco decide not to go down into the ancient tunnels, owing to Coco’s debilitating fear of being within twenty feet of anything older than she is. "I hope I find a good panettone while I’m here," Coco says in the taxi to the pizzeria, grabbing Bunny’s arm to get her attention. "Keep an eye out for places that might do a good panettone." Meanwhile, Sasha & Shea and Jinkx & Dela have completed the Detour, and they, along with Alaska & Willam and Jasmine & Kennedy, have been and gone at the Piazza Nazionale, where their next clue awaited them. https://i.imgur.com/FMUFYjH.png Sasha gets excited by the historical possibilities of visiting Pompeii, while Alaska says she can’t wait to look around the brothels that Willam mentioned earlier. Meanwhile, Farrah & Valentina finish up their Speed Bump at the gallery, with Valentina having somehow convinced Farrah that only one person can do the task, and that it should be Farrah. Valentina takes the time to spread out on a chaise longue on the other side of the room, and asks a museum guide if she can take a photo for Instagram so she can post it after the race. Once Farrah has completed the task and Valentina has FaceTuned the photo, they head back onto the street to choose their next clue; they decide to make pizza. At the tunnel Detour, Mayhem & Morgan seem to take a more serious approach compared to Kelly & Tammie, the latter of whom spends a good five minutes touching the tunnel walls to see if anything will cave in, and being mildly disappointed when nothing does. It is therefore no surprise that Team WeHo finish the task first, and despite Kelly’s hardest attempts to copy the other team, the Brown Bacon girls are left behind to try and find the correct order. Over at the pizzeria, Bunny & Coco don’t seem particularly happy to see Farrah & Valentina arrive. "I was hoping they’d accidentally get locked in the gallery overnight," says Bunny as she rolls out some dough. Valentina, meanwhile, applies some gloves and gets to work. |
https://i.imgur.com/283WEt9.png Alaska & Willam arrive at the entrance to Pompeii first and open their next clue. https://i.imgur.com/RRcmC2p.png Alaska takes on Roadblocking duties for her team, joking that the crux of the task is just "fancy tipping". Jasmine & Kennedy soon arrive, followed by Jinkx & Dela and Sashea, with Jasmine, Jinkx and Shea opting to do the task respectively. Alaska uses her surprisingly strong knowledge of Roman mythology to finish first, with the other three not far behind (despite Jasmine inviting Neptune to go and smoke weed with her mid-task). Each team is then handed their next clue, along with a surprise. https://i.imgur.com/HioQmWI.png "Look, it’s you!" Shea says to Sasha, holding the egg up against her head to compare the likeness. The four teams each hail taxis from Pompeii back into Naples, with Alaska & Willam waving one down so fast that you’d think the volcano had begun erupting again. At the castle, located on the seafront in Naples, Phil spots a car pulling up and a team running out… https://i.imgur.com/9GUWZQJ.png Alaska & Willam… you are team number one! Phil: Well done on winning two legs in a row! And the good news doesn’t stop there; for coming first in this leg of the race, you have won a lifetime supply of eggs! What do you think about that? Alaska: Well... to quote Gia Gunn, is there no budget this time around? Quote:
Jasmine & Kennedy… you are team number two! Phil: You can take your helmet off now, Jasmine. Jasmine: Huh? Phil: I SAID YOU CAN TAKE YOUR HELMET OFF NOW. Quote:
Jinkx & Dela… you are team number three! Phil: What did you two think of that 2,000-year old tunnel? Jinkx: I didn't realise that Detox was taking part in the race. Badum-tsh! Quote:
Sasha & Shea… you are team number four! Sasha annoys everyone by speaking in fluent Italian. Quote:
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https://i.imgur.com/283WEt9.png Back at the pizza place, Bunny & Coco pay extra attention to the wording of the document they have to use (“who knew the ability to read would come in handy?" Bunny asks, perhaps assuming that Farrah & Valentina do not possess this skill). Team Legendhairy manage to make ten pizzas before the French Vanilla Fantasy girls, and they leave the pizzeria in the direction of their next clue with tomato sauce smeared across their faces like tribal war paint. At the same time, Mayhem & Morgan are on their way to the Piazza Nazionale, while Kelly & Tammie realise that they are making little progress with the tunnel Detour and decide to try their hand at pizza-making instead. Team Brown Bacon arrive at the pizzeria as Farrah & Valentina throw yet another rejected pizza into the bin, with Farrah making the appropriate whining sound effect to go along with it. Mayhem & Morgan and Bunny & Coco both receive their next clues at the piazza, and head towards Pompeii. In their taxi, Coco pretends to interview Bunny, asking her what it was like to have the eruption of Mount Vesuvius spoil her bat mitzvah. Upon arrival, Mayhem and Coco opt to search for the Roman gods respectively; after flirting with the statues in exchange for information, Mayhem finishes the Roadblock first, followed by Coco, who spends ten minutes nosing around the brothel part way through the task. Both teams receive their next clues, although it is only when they have arrived back in Naples that Mayhem & Morgan realise that they left their egg back in Pompeii. They turn around in the other direction and race back towards where they left their egg, giving Bunny & Coco the chance to squeeze ahead. https://i.imgur.com/z3oOqW1.png Bunny & Coco… you are team number five! Phil: That's your best placement yet. Coco: (counting on fingers) So at this rate, we should reach first place by leg... 27! Bunny: That sounds doable. Quote:
Mayhem & Morgan… you are team number six! Phil: Well done on beating your fifth episode curse! Mayhem: This is unprecedented territory. Morgan: I wasn't even aware that TV shows have more than five episodes, to be honest. Quote:
At the Roadblock, Valentina and Kelly choose to search the site for the twelve gods. Kelly imagines what it would be like if Laganja were still here and says "yes gawd" whenever she spots a statue, which amuses her if no one else. Valentina, meanwhile, compliments each god on their outfit, and starts a conversation with the goddess Ceres about style advice. The Roadblock is more a matter of luck than anything else, and it becomes apparent that luck is firmly on Kelly’s side. She and Tammie, who has spent the duration of the task eating volcanic dust, depart for the Pit Stop, egg in tow. https://i.imgur.com/2cfyTql.png Kelly & Tammie… you are team number seven! Tammie coughs up some dust. Quote:
https://i.imgur.com/HksSiuG.png Farrah & Valentina… you’re the last team to arrive. I’m sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race. Phil: This would certainly have been a less interesting show if it weren't for you two. Valentina: Wait, this was being filmed? Stunned by this revelation, Valentina goes off to get an iced latte, while Farrah goes off to find somewhere to turn the egg into an omelette. ______________________________________________ Seven teams remain in the race. |
Your job: Please rank the following teams from 1st to 7th and post your rankings below: Alaska & Willam Bunny & Coco Jasmine & Kennedy Jinkx & Dela Kelly & Tammie Mayhem & Morgan Sasha & Shea https://i.imgur.com/9GUWZQJ.png https://i.imgur.com/z3oOqW1.png https://i.imgur.com/aMJRuLp.png https://i.imgur.com/FQSsaCp.png https://i.imgur.com/2cfyTql.png https://i.imgur.com/FY5tqrg.png https://i.imgur.com/ihhtvOQ.png You'll have until tomorrow night to vote. Until then, here's a clue as to where I'm flying this lot next: https://cdn.calciomercato.com/images...18.356x237.jpg |
1. Alaska and Willam
2. Kennedy and Jasmine 3. Mayhem and Morgan 4. Sasha and Shea 5. Jinkx and Dela 6. Kelly and Tammie 7. Bunny and Coco |
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1. Alaska and Willam
2. Kennedy and Jasmine 3. Sasha and Shea 4. Jinkx and Dela 5. Mayhem and Morgan 6. Bunny and Coco 7. Kelly and Tammie |
Thanks both :love:
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...awww Farrah and Valentina...:sad:...
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1. Bunny and Coco...
2. Alaska and Willam... 3. Jinkx and Dela... 4. Kelly and Tammie... 5. Jasmine and Kennedy... 6. Sasha and Shea... 7. Mayhem and Morgan... |
Jinkx and Dela
Alaska and Willam Sasha and Shea Morgan and Mayhem Kelly and Tammie Bunny and Coco Jasmine and Kennedy |
Ta Ammi and Liam
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Jinkx and Dela
Kelly and Tammie Alaska and Willam Bunny and Coco Jasmine and Kennedy Morgan and Mayhem Sasha and Shea |
Unlike your window right now, voting is closed :)
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In the meantime, here are some clips from a show that Team Brown Bacon actually made together recently and I am somehow only now discovering:
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...Team Brown Bacon..:lovedup:...why do they remind me of Eddy and Patsy so much...
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To shamelessly get this thread to the next page, here are some lovely photos of Madrid!
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https://www.planetware.com/photos-la...bod-temple.jpg
(this is apparently an ancient Egyptian temple in Madrid. I'm as confused as you are) |
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