I'll take your DVD collection and you can have my toe nail clippings next time I do them

it would be an honour zee pleasure doing business with you

why does sunday go so fast? can we just rewind back to this morning when I was lazing about with OC and charmed please? :(

you asked the question .

I'll send them second class

the awkward moment when you look down from an advert it's Nicole scherzinger, muller but then you look up seconds later and you think it's the same advert because the voice sounds the same but it's not, it's Julia Roberts perfume advert

Not falling asleep at a normal time. Last night for absolutely no reason I just refused to go to bed and was awake until 7am, got up at 10am, got myself a strong coffee and went about my day. Sometimes I just refuse to go to bed, it's weird.

when gossip sites want to shock. i got on tmz saw "rip" singer rita ora collapses. literally thought she had died

..when you can hear noises/music and you can't find where it's coming from..

when it's music it's nearly always music coming from headphones, it freaks me out sometimes too

..I'm the only one here/only my laptop on and I haven't got any music tabs open either....:suspect:....

Esther bloody Rantzen.

when journalists report in front of something noisy.

first of all shut the f8uck up. You might as well because even though you're shouting we still can't hear anything that you're saying so it's just bloody annoying.

2-showing images and putting a pre-recorded voice over it method works just fine so use it more often so we don't have to hear journalists shouting annd make for unpleasant and noisy viewing.

that I should already be dressed and ready to go out the door in 20 mins but I am still nude and on the internet. :D Someone is going to look like medusa today.

:amazed:

Being paranoid....and thinking you've upset someone but not sure how

Just ask them outright Annie! :thumbs:

But then I come across as needy :laugh:

Is it somebody you're close to?

weather man-" on the positive side of freezing"..what the actual hell does that mean?:conf:

the way the kardashians say "like..." and pause to think as if they're going to say some complex word or explanation.

"I don't want to make a big deal out of the party I don't want anything like..." pause, think look up "huge..."

You'd hate it in Cork. 'Like' forms the spine of every sentence. If I was to type in my dialect every second word would be 'like'.

*horrible flashbacks of that Caoimhe saying like in every sentence in Big Brother a few years back*

oh wow I spelt that name right without looking

...but i'm sure you follow it up with intelligent word or explanations.

It's above 0 degrees rather than below? It's + rather than a - ?

:shrug:

Oh all the time like.

don't want to have to guess:bawling:

Having to look after 3 drunk friends at the same time... in the middle of central london... fml

ok one managed to get lost at a chip shop while one just threw up scrambled eggs over himself someone help me.

tell him you're pregnant

just did and he believed me for a second rofl

..waking up before the heating goes on..cold hands, cold feet, cold nose...

this. I think my house is colder than outside today :bawling:.

Heightist door frames, hit my head on my door frame and the post office door frame today

Not being able to have the house to myself and make a duvet nest.....

do it anyway

Not being able to swap ginger pube stories in annies sex nest.

Virgin media have suddenly blocked a lot of my streaming sites, is some kind of sick joke

'Streaming sites' aye