VILE @ Craig getting the idol clue, he's easily my least fave contestant in the game.

That ep was a bit of a mess, nothing really happened and I didn't like how the tribe swaps weren't entirely random since Saanapu clearly have a huge advantage now picking all the strong players to join them. And I'd rather it been another hour plus episode rather than a shorter one with no tribal.

Kat gossiping and spilling all Aganoa's secrets straight away <3 Sarah Lacina who?

Aganoa tribe no more </3 Come through Vavau!

The fact that they use the same beach for every challenge. <3 Cheap bastards

That was such a good immunity challenge! From Saanapu giving zero ****s and just cheering on Aganoa to Barry’s “are you serious?” to the final shot of the rope burning... yeah, well done to everyone involved in that

Not nearly enough Kat, Rohan and Phoebe this ep (in fact, I think Lee and not-so-Krazy Kristie were the only two with substantial airtime, which is not a good thing)

lol bye Barry. I’d have rather lost Craig and his ever-expanding butt crack, but hey ho

Kate surviving a boat crash and a coma yet possibly being pulled from the game because of a wart on her armpit </3

Jennah Louise’s airtime (and lack of hyphen) will never cease to confuse me

“And Sue... throws it backwards” :joker:

Why am I not surprised that Nick equates losing his virginity to applying for Survivor?

Is it possible to have an INV1 tribe? Because Aganoa is fastly becoming one and I am not one bit happy about it #GimmePhoebe #Gays4Rohan #LetTheKatOutOfTheBag (and let me tell you, I was *not* here for waiting over half an hour for an Aganoa scene, only for the entire sequence to be swallowed up by Lee and his effing kids)

Does Tegan have an entire alphabet tattooed down her back (RIP Tegan btw. Obvious UTR Pre-Merge Boot #245)
Merging is two tribes going into one, Jonathan, not three tribes going into two. smh

Farewell, Aganoa </3

I don’t really have much else to say about this episode except a) stop calling it a merge, it’s not a merge and b) don’t take my Rohan (or Kat) (or Phoebe) (or literally anyone from Aganoa on Vavau) (or anyone from Vavau on Vavau) (tbh)

Other than that, I take back what I said about Jennah Louise's confusing amount of airtime and I'd like Nick to leave my sig immediately, plus I hope the napkin that Craig was handed was something for him to cover his crack with

Craig/Lee/Sam can go soon please
Oh and the man who wears the hat

COME THROUGH FLAWLESS QUEEN KYLIE YASS SLAY ME

With swapped tribes i am very glad kylie used her idol, she will easily go to merge now if she had her idol she would've gone

Bye Rohan </3 What a loveable ****ing moron in whose memory I shall wear overly-loose swimming trunks from now on. Giving away his entire tribe's secrets and tribal history, accidentally telling the majority alliance that he has an idol, inadvertently voting himself out of the game and being idol'd out by his own idol in the space of an hour :joker: Icon tbh (it's just my luck that the four targets at tribal would be my four favourites, isn't it?)

I'm still kinda rooting for Kat and Kristie but Phoebe also needs to come thru fairly soon and not become the Shelli to Rohan's Clay, which the edit very much implies will happen

In other news, I am now fully on board with everything concerning Jennah Louise, and whoever's arse was hanging out at Saanapu for an entire scene needs to stop immediately (unless it's Lee #dilf)

Well that...was a ****ing mess. Twenty fantastic minutes of television nonetheless, but a tragic ending.

I was literally facepalming the entire time Rohan was talking whilst Kat was behind him :facepalm: him and Phoebe are two of my faves so this kinda sucked, I was praying he didn't give the idol away either but then it saved her so I guess that's a plus

Kat and whoever that other non-entity is need deleting :bored:

Kat going home </333

Phoebe finding the idol :worship: COme thru queen and win it all :clap1:

I hate Andrew soooooo much

um wtaf happened there. That was the clearest, most obvious blindside ever and it still didn't happen?

RIP Kat I suppose? Voted out for... being a bit vague at tribal? idk. I mean at least Phoebe has an idol and is 100% winning (Phoebe <3)

"You're a superfan that's not offering anything" though :love:

Kat's boot doesn't seem quite so bad when an obvious Andrew boot is around the corner (like... I hope?), and narratively speaking she'd used up her nine lives, having been voted out in the tenth episode and having received votes at every tribal council she'd attended up to that point. So that's nice

goodbye my lover <3 but you wrote your own exit sadly. Despite him going it was still a fantastic episode. even if he had voted Sue he would've gone home. Phoebe <3 Kat <3 Jennah Louise <3 Kylie <3

This ep had an Andrew blindside written all over it, I thought they were setting him up for an almighty fall as soon as the endless confessionals about people 'stepping out of line' (soz Adolf) culminated in Phoebe finding the idol (YAY :love:), so I'm surprised! That said, Kat was awful and I'm pretty ambivalent towards him so idc about the result

These tribals are honestly some of my favourite ever, each one has me like: :think: :suspect: :umm2: :joker: :omgno: D:

A few other things:

Andrew appearing out of nowhere all the time ffs :joker:

Kat being one of the reasons they lost the challenge after she was lauding Rohan's departure :rolleyes:

And as for Craig's Freudian slip saying 'if we tell you we're gonna vote out Andrew' right in front of him, I was literally like this at my laptop for the rest of the scene:

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A ****ing mess

I had a feeling Phoebe voted for Kat after her whole 'I told them I was loyal to them before the last vote' debacle so hopefully Andrew discovers this and targets that other non-entity who voted for him and not our Queen

Sue holding Jennah in immunity :laugh:
Kate, Phoebe, Sue :love:

Rohan :( needed him in longer

It's really unfair how much of an advantage Saanapu had when getting pick tribe members. They're never gonna get defeated unless some sort of fair swap happens </3

Sue in that challenge :love: "You're a forced to be reckoned with" "I know that, thank you :)))"

Phoebe still slaying me and still having the idol :clap1: And Kristie is becoming a legend!

Thank god Andrew has gone, it was way overdue IMO. His edit was really obvious he was going but then again it was last ep so I'm glad he's out for good :clap1:

So happy hes out, he's just awful. Hopefully Conner will follow him out next from that tribe, hes just a sheep, and Sue is a bit of a disappointment also - she may be next as shes so weak.

The final 15 now and I feel like I know all the contestants and they've all had air time. The show being longer has meant I've got to know people better which I really like actually.

I want the other tribe to start losing now, and Jennah-Louise has had a week or so to form relationships and has had an opportunity to shake things up so it could all still be in the air. I don't want the merge to just be an annihilation of one tribe

The boot order has been pretty good imo
Rohan and Kat will be missed personally, but the rest have either been deadweight or super annoying

Craig saying vote out Andrew in front of Andrew :joker::joker:
Didn't mind Kat going, although I wanted Awful Andrew gone

Phoebe finding the idol :love:

Kate announcing she wants to have a ~chat~ with Craig because she's having doubts (or whatever it was) right in front of Andrew again ffs, these people are morons :joker:

The reward challenge was cool :love: I'm liking a lot of the challenges actually, they've obviously taken inspiration from the recurring ones in the US but with new tweaks that have been pretty good

Andrew's ridiculous confessionals were making me laugh tbh :joker: they were so OTT, I didn't really care who went out of the viable options cause Kristie is a non-entity and I'm ambivalent towards Kate and Andrew but hey it was a good blindside so yay

Still really enjoying this!

There's a parade of schemers who have eliminated this series. Andrew seemed to be set up by the edit rather strongly and so it proved. He lacked any charisma that a great villain would have. Kristie seems quite useless to me, we haven't really been given much insight into her mindset, such as why she voted with Kat to get rid of Rohan for instance.

Was it really that big a blindside anyway, he knew his name was getting thrown around

yasss :flutter: ta ra Andrew you arsewipe. This season is back on track (to be better than, like, two thirds of US seasons, at least) now. I was sure Andrew would be sticking around for a while longer because he'd been hyped up as one of the "biggest villains ever" or w/e, so to see his power trip last all of two episodes was rather amusing

Kate and her gong surviving despite me being convinced otherwise <3 Super strength Sue-nami (until she voted with Andrew, that is) <3 Phoebe still having her idol <3 and Craig not having it <3

I've not much to say about Saanapu, except that Sam's voice is annoying the **** out of me and I guess that the majority alliance being ripped apart by a chicken is a fun little plot twist to this boring ass tribe. I liked the reward challenge as well, even though it probably needed a Randy Bailey cameo or two

Sue hyped up as super strong was kind of funny. The challenge wasn't close despite us continually being told it was. I wish Sue had got voted out rather than Rohan maybe, Kristie decided otherwise in ep 9 I think (I lose track with this avalanche) and shot herself in the foot

On Kat eviction I'm sure we never saw what her vote was, strange editing.

Also while the storyline kind of makes you root for Phoebe what the hell was she telling others about her idol for? Idiotic, as the majority decide who goes anyway. When she helped vote Kat out Kat could easily have just remarked about her idol as she walked out eliminated.

- Kat walking around talking about punching Rohan in the face omg I love her as much as I miss Rohan </333
- Phoebe winning Craig's idol QUEEN!!!
- "I'm not struggling" Kat clocking Jonathan lmao
- "We're neck and neck! We're neck and neck!" Kat to host next season?
- Vavau back at tribal... bye Kat </3
- Andrew SUXXXXXXX
- "I have a passion to win" GO OFF SUENAMI!
- Kat </3 Goodbye Legend </33