I said he does most of the cooking not he likes cooking :laugh: He's actually a very good cook though, atm time wise it makes more sense for him to cook mid week, team work LT :nono:

:love:

I know what you mean about the little bitches, I have to walk past the stuff on the floor at least 3 times a week where I live.

They say “baby it's cold outside?”

Having to retune freeview and the disorder that comes with it. Like ITV in the 100s. I like things in my order!! :facepalm:

When my Mother is obsessed over a Reality TV contestant, you never hear the end of it.

Well that's how I'm feeling over the Ben Haenow situation anyway.

my achilles :sad:

not brad pitt

http://images.emedicinehealth.com/im...les-tendon.jpg

Choking on your food.

anonymous people on blogs. **** they're annoying

..when you can't remember where you put stuff/put it in a safe place...

randomly thinking about someone you had a thing with in college and wondering what they are up to and it brings up bittersweet memories. He looked like Kid rock but better and he wasn't as skinny. The other annoying thing I don't remember his second name. James. Good luck finding that one james as literally 1 billion people are called james. :laugh:

hearing 10 year old say he'll **** your mum, one finger in the pussy. :facepalm:

..if you saw him now, you'd probably think...omg..what was I thinking..I have a James btw..:amazed:.../great name...

No Ammi he was gorgeous. He wore a leather jacket. I liked him because he wasn't afraid to be himself amongst all those others that seemed to be one person. I could talk rock riffs with him and he didn't make me feel weird about it.:laugh:

:eek: :umm2: :worry:

When girls that have black boyfriends are walking towards me and completely ignore their boyfriends and stare at me like they're expecting me to go ape****. Bish are you with him for show or because you want to be with him? Listen to him and stop staring at me. Equally the black boys that go out of their way to show they're in an interracial relationship when a woman of their own race walks by. They grab on to their girl for dear life and aren't listening, but stare your way. Bish are you with her for show or do you love her? Pay attention to her. No1curr it's 2014.

He and his friends were disgusting and racist. A Chinese girl walked by and they said stuff.

..if he let you go though, he wasn't right for you/doesn't deserve you and he's probably best left as just a lovely college memory while your Fitz finds you...

http://i.imgur.com/uYU4LDy.jpg

:facepalm:
Stupid if Black females existence was a mistake you wouldn't have been born. Are you saying you hate your existence? http://i.imgur.com/qKl3U5l.gif

Why do black men hate black women? :think: How strange.

First let me say not ALL black men hate black women. It's just a few in this new breed this generation.

And the answer is because they hate themselves. We're the only ones that can really put them in their place because nobody else understands the struggles of being black more than black females too and most men nowadays don't like reminders of that and we're a reminder. We're the ones not impressed to hell if they can dance, or can rhyme, or can sing, they're not the "coolest mother****a on earth" if they can do it and it doesn't sit well. They want to be praised for each talent. Just a few reasons.

Lewis Hamilton generally

no personality, not a real sport, tax dodging in monaco, weird voice, dick

I love black women, well I just love women full stop.:joker:

And Nathan, Lewis Hamilton is helping keep that borefest alive imo, the others are just a bunch of Robotic Posers.