Day 43/44 Highlights (Biannca and Danielle Evicted; Kimberly Walks)
1. Danielle (-)
2. Ashleigh (-)
3. Christopher (+1)
4. Mark (-1)
5. Chris (-)
6. Winston (-)
7. Zoe (-)
8. Pav (-)
9. Ash (+1)
10. Biannca (-1)
11. Kimberly (-)
12. Steven (-)
13. Helen (-)

Danielle's eviction is a contender for the most unfair in the history of the show, I'm fuming. She was really starting to come into her own and I was loving her snapping all those times and I reckon she would've been the next of many Week 8 evictees that were big characters of their series instead of it being bloody Zoe. Having new housemates who have barely met her judging her and evicting her was a terrible idea, and once again proves how terrible Ch5 were at managing this show

whew tea x

bitch i don't like ann widdecombe but i don't call her an insufferable old cow :oh:

Riley has a point though, someone who enjoyed Bear probably would have had a blast with CBB18 cough jersey cough

Nawt when the week 1 storyline was ****in Austin vs James Jordan

Kim elevated ha.

I hated how during Armageddon week, the producers exposed Danielle's Lies and being a Fraud, while keeping Helen's Past a Secret.

I Mean if you're gonna expose one you may as well expose both

It didn't even make sense to try and bias against Danielle like this. They knew her or Ashleigh would be the second choice to go, so to evacuate Kimberly RIGHT before the eviction, including Kimberly saying after she left she WAS well enough to return, screams of interference. I'd understand if Danielle was an irrelevant housemate, but she was one of the main characters of this series, especially in this week even without the OTT exposing on display.

*Steven after it's confirmed to the house Kimberly has left*
Steven: :shocked: Oh. No. She must be really sick.
Ya I knew she was really sick yesterday morning when she woke up.... Oh nooo.......... Aw.... Poor cow.

This is such a forced reaction, he's not even upset :laugh2::umm2:

When I first saw this I was like what i don’t remember anything about a postcard but now i get it. Don’t get me wrong it was great to see Laura again but surely that would have been a massive giveaway that the task was fake :skull:

All the housemates were convinced Laura was the fave to win so when Pauline popped up on the screen just moments after Laura's eviction they all speculated that Laura had been voted into the Australia house :laugh: So I think BB played on that

Oh I clearly wasn’t paying as much attention as I thought I was :laugh:

I wonder who was the favourite to win, I’d guess it was Carole for the first few days and then going to someone like Ziggy or Chanelle as the series went on, (knowing the taste of the GBP sometimes, looking at you BB6 :suspect:) but Brian towards the end

BB letting Steven speak to Kimberly while she's in hospital is so gross, considering what happens :umm2:

Steven: You know how much I love you, right?
Kimberly: Mm-hm, I love you too...
Steven: But you KNOW how much I love you??
Kimberly: ...Hmm, yeah? :laugh:
Steven: AW WHAT YOU SAYING THAT FOR? :laugh: Don't EVER think I don't love you! Don't EVER think that I don't--
Kimberly: Aww
Steven: I KNOW but just DON'T think that because things come across in this show that's WRONG! And I don't want you to--And you KNOW how I feel about you!

Ugh and she disappoints me hugely for not realising how creepy he actually is and proclaiming she'll be a cheerleader for him and Helen all the way to the final :skull:

When I did my BB8 rewatch I looked on forums and Carole was the launch night fave, then Liam became fave when he entered, then a couple weeks later Brian was the fave to win and remained it for the majority of the series, but the Twins overtook him in the final week.

BBLB did an odds update as well in like Week 7 or Week 8 or something and Charley was rising loads after her fake week shenanigans :laugh:

Carole is understandable but Liam? :skull:

He does nowt! (bar one quote which I thought was kinda funny at the time but I can’t remember it now) And even on the day he went in, he was the dullest out of the 4 :laugh:

At the point I’m at rn, Brian is a good winner imo. Samanda seems like housemates that I’d have thought the public couldn’t stand though (I don’t mind them though)

Charley picked a great week to get nominated

Zoe: *about her boyfriend* Hasn't got a six pack, hasn't got a body, but he's FUNNY as!
Ash: You've got a catch, have ya?
Zoe: Yeah, and he thinks I'm... it. He does. He does!
Ash: You are it though, you are!
Zoe: Nooo, but he's like, he's proper Cockney as well, he's like "There's FIT, *raises hand* There's PRETTEH, *raises hand higher* There's SEXEH, *raises hand higher* There's HAWT *raises hand higher*, there's this, that and the other, but YOOO, you're facking ELITE." I'm like "ELITE?! :o:o " he's "You're facking ELITE!!" and I'm like "Ok, ELITE?" ELITE?! I'm like "Oh right!"
Mark: Aww that's lovely, ya caaan't get bettah than eliiiite???
Zoe: Bless him! :hugesmile:

Mark is such a people pleaser :joker:

eww i read it exactly how he said it :joker::joker:

Not him shaving his entire head, getting a face mask before admitting to everyone he's become completely abnormal while everyone laughs at him, and now ending the episode by trying to heal the void of not having a robotic woman like Kimberly to cuddle by instead replacing her with a literal robot pillow :skull:

Helen: What are ya doing with the robot? :)
Steven: Mind your own business! *aggressively hugs robot pillow*

Christopher: “Steven, remember in 2007 when Britney Spears had a mental breakdown?” :joker:

Lol they have to do a Battle of the Bands now and the Mark/Helen/Chris/Steven/Winston band absolutely butchered Mr Brightside and completely ruined it :joker: . Mark is the lead singer and keeps going to the opposite key he's supposed to, Chris and Helen aren't emoting enough, and Steven/Winston are losing their **** while singing terribly. Omg such a hilarious task you have to see it :laugh3:

https://youtu.be/kme8WCPun-s#t=14m43s
Go to 14:43 if the timestamp doesn't work

Winston: but she's touching his CHEST! NOW! He takes off her DRESS! NOW! LET! :oh: ME! :oh: GOOOOOHHH! :oh::oh::oh:

Ashleigh losing her **** laughing at the whole thing was of course the best part.

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Urgh Helen remains being vile by manipulating Mark into not picking Ashleigh to go to a party and to pick Ash instead and it succeeds, but glad Chris (from her band team) and Ashleigh both overheard it and are bitching about her for it :clap1:

Chris: I'm really annoyed! "Ashleigh goes to all the parties!" Well, so does Ash... :smug:
Ashleigh: Yeah.
Chris: "Ashleigh doesn't drink!" So what?
Ashleigh: Yeah, I could hear her saying it as well, I was going "Just shut the fuck up you dick!"
Chris: I could see it in her eyes, she was like "No ****ing way is he not going!"
Ashleigh: Well I just don't get why everybody had to listen to her. See I wouldn't even care about not going, it's just because I heard what she was saying. That's all I'm bothered about, I'm going "Just shut the fuck up, absolute tramp." :hehe:
Chris: Please don't. :hehe:
Ashleigh: It just annoys me. She hadn't changed since day one. She can sit there and say to me "Oh I hope ye see what she said about me in the diary room" to all us here. I don't care... :bored:

Gerry calling Charley a bully is ****ing laughable considering it wasn’t even a week ago he was calling Laura a beached whale :umm2:

After the violence with the water, he's completely unbearable from that point onwards, and he's only going to get worse just to let you know

Steven Goode levels of unbearable? :fan: