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Novo 30-05-2009 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
Andy, stop lying to yourself. You'd fit right in at Zeta.

I smelt acetone the second I clicked on the homepage.
No

your alright

I assure you i will be staying with the brotherhood

MarkWaldorf 30-05-2009 11:28 PM

I wouldn't ever allow Andy in Zeta. Please, we have standards.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
He can't join Zeta.. he's a hun.. we don't have huns in Zeta.
Did you see Novo's screamer today

:hello:

30stone 30-05-2009 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
what is the difference between " Zeta house " And a " gaybar "
Half the Zeta house are underage....

I think thats the difference yes?

Novo 30-05-2009 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarkWaldorf
I wouldn't ever allow Andy in Zeta. Please, we have standards.
Am to good for you

lily. 30-05-2009 11:31 PM

What's the difference between a pint of milk and a hun?

If you leave it out for a while, a pint of milk develops culture.

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:34 PM

Is Lili a goodie or a badie ?

lily. 30-05-2009 11:34 PM

amma baddie.. :D

Novo 30-05-2009 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
What's the difference between a pint of milk and a hun?

If you leave it out for a while, a pint of milk develops culture.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope

lily. 30-05-2009 11:37 PM

If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

lily. 30-05-2009 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?

Iceman 30-05-2009 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
amma baddie.. :D
Damn I thought you were getting along with us for a while.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

30stone 30-05-2009 11:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.

Twilight 30-05-2009 11:41 PM

OMG Lili lol at that:thumbs:
BTW
Brotherhood sucks

Novo 30-05-2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
Yeah it's pretty old

lily. 30-05-2009 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:
If you've never chanted "FTP", you aren't a true hun.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:43 PM

LILI this is our song about the pope



oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed
they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed
i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho
that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal



oh the soldiers they wear helmets , to protect their head
and your granny to keep warm wears a nightcap tae her bed
in scotland theres the pipers , their busbys looking braw
but you've got to laugh at pope john paul cos' he wears half a ball


chorus

oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed
they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed
i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho
that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal



oh the pope he came to glasgow and kneeled down to kiss the ground
a little boy ran up to him and the crowd were struck dumbfound
the little boy then raised his foot and kicked the half a ball
he said im soory mister pope man i was tryin to score a goal



chorus

oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed
they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed
i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho
that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal




i remember in the papers it read king billy was gay
but i wish those lying reporters would report on the present day
they try to make us proddys out to be a laughing stock
when the tims they worship a man in a half maw beads and a long white frock

chorus

oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed
they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed
i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho
that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal



i remember in the papers it read king billy was gay
but i wish those lying reporters would report on the present day
they try to make us proddys out to be a laughing stock
when the tims they worship a man in a half maw beads and a long white frock



chorus

oh pope john paul wears half a ball , to hide his baldy heed
they say that he'll still have it on , when hes lyin deed
i wonder if he'd wear it if he knew when it was ho
that the ball was kicked by michael mols into the celtic goal x3




And


andyman 30-05-2009 11:44 PM

Lili is more at home here, she knows that, we know that, she knows we know and we know that she knows we know..

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:44 PM

Im warning you Lili


http://i471.photobucket.com/albums/r...dinosaur-2.jpg

lily. 30-05-2009 11:44 PM

Andy, do you know what FTP is?

lily. 30-05-2009 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by andyman
Lili is more at home here, she knows that, we know that, she knows we know and we know that she knows we know..
Ahh.. but the question is..

Do I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know.. ?

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
I got the same one about Arsenal though

30stone 30-05-2009 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by WATERS
Quote:

Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
I got the same one about Arsenal though
That coz liverpool fans aren't very smart and they have to adapt other jokes instead of create their own.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Andy, do you know what FTP is?
It means Fuck the pope

Yes course i know what it means

lily. 30-05-2009 11:49 PM

So how come when I said it was one of your chants, you said no?

lily. 30-05-2009 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

^ I give you.. the evidence^

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:

Originally posted by WATERS
Quote:

Originally posted by 30stone
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
If you hit a Rangers fan at 20mph...
There's a 60% chance he'll survive...

If you hit him at 40mph...
There's a 30% chance he'll survive...

But if you stop driving like a dick...
And put ur foot down...
There's a fuckin good chance you'll kill the cunt!!!

I got that joke via text from someone before, it was about liverpool though.
I got the same one about Arsenal though
That coz liverpool fans aren't very smart and they have to adapt other jokes instead of create their own.
Liverpool created the joke =)

lily. 30-05-2009 11:51 PM

Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.

Novo 30-05-2009 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

^ I give you.. the evidence^
Because you bolded the make love to the pope bit

andyman 30-05-2009 11:52 PM

Ben! Duty!!! The Football thread!!! For the sake of TiBB and future of mankind... Duty!!!

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:54 PM

Twilight you Nit

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t...SuperMario.jpg

andyman 30-05-2009 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.
So you did go to school! :shocked:

Novo 30-05-2009 11:55 PM

Lili wishes for the days that sir alex was still in charge off aberdeen

lily. 30-05-2009 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Your just bitter because Rangers won another cup today

your a closet celtic fan next you'll be saying that You want to make love to the pope
FTP? Isn't that one of your chants?
ERRRR NO LOL

we aint a catholic club :tongue:

^ I give you.. the evidence^
Because you bolded the make love to the pope bit
Oh sorry Andrew... I totally forgot.

*note to self* - Don't use bold font. It confuses the huns.

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lili
Yes, Liverpool invented the fucking wheel don't you know.
Also invented this repelat especially for Lilis

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a215/slaymob/ass.jpg

lily. 30-05-2009 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by .Andy.
Lili wishes for the days that sir alex was still in charge off aberdeen
:thumbs:

andyman 30-05-2009 11:57 PM

Should we burn Twilight? All say yay or nay..

Novo 30-05-2009 11:57 PM

Lili is getting silly in her old age

she'll need a zimmer frame to get up the brotherhood stairs

WATERS 30-05-2009 11:58 PM

Yay


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