I feel like I may regret saying that.

please..
I'm actually get mine in may! I most likely get bored of it after 2 weeks

why are you so obsessed with cum
u gay or summin

Ya'll love me.

sure http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-conte.../happy-not.gif

I want to go driving

Cum stains wasn't my idea, I'm just getting behind the idea.

Every month I keep saying I'm going to start driving lessons but £20 a lesson erm and I need 1 a week are you kidding me.

And I've tried to drive once, well just learn the controls. The car was parked and the break was up and I managed to move the car 5 ft forwards by putting my foot down too low. hm.

peasant

nadia is not happy that saph has taken the biggest fan spot on my tumblr
http://i.imgur.com/1TjsTF7.png

jay do you have a youtube partnership

No that is you we've already discussed this. Now get back to shining my shoes boy.

I signed up for it when I first joined and I read somewhere that I've made $80 in ad sales but idk if it's mine or not lmao and the statistics page never updates or anything it's ****e.

boy who are you tryna fool
i am your queen

use that for your driving lessons

$80 in pounds is £52, thats literally 2 1/2 driving lessons :worry:

I have the money, but I'm just seeing it as a waste. I'm not going to be able to afford a car until I have a full time job and that's almost 4 years away... I just wanted to learn how to drive so I have everything I need for when I buy a car, there's no real rush, I suppose.

heres hoping you get youtube famous then
(you could always turn to redtube if things get too tough)

Yeah I always kept putting lessons off because I was scared of dying in a fiery crash.

Scott already wanted me to have an xtube career, so that's the back up. I really shouldn't be making jokes like that considering I want to become a teacher. Benedict teas?

Ew. Do you block your mum's shower up with cum?

:omgno:

omg I know, I've never done it and the thought of me driving a car down a hill (I live on a hill) frightens me to death lmao

No, I just use my inexpensive fleshlight/ipad add on.