Okay dilemma... the rice has now ABSORBED all of the water and is starting to burn but I have to simmer for another 10 mins, oh god not again lmao.

Do you keep the take-out menu handy Loz? LoL

I just made a chicken burger, now it's stuck in my throat....feel sick....

9 posts til I overtake Tom.... It might take me a while to catch you though super-poster.

Indeed he is...

Take out sounds good

I hate getting stuff stuck in my throat...




heh.

I almost posted something really crude to a friend on twitter today, and then I stopped myself. Even though the friend would have seen the funny side of it, I suddenly realised how utterly public twitter is, and how it would look! LoL

I'm sure you can find tickets to see The Nolans which would be a good substitute for you

Don't even joke about it Tom! LoL

Here's a gud'un from sicki:

What’s pink and goes round and round on a carousel?

Stephen Gately's suitcase

tibb is boring tonight.

i actually did laugh out loud

my mum asked what im laughing at. she'll kick me out if i tell her. she loved stephen :joker:

All these people complaining about the jokes about Boyzone and Stephen Gately.


It's only words...

I love sick jokes.

Who's complaining?

Waheyyy the risotto was a success

Im back!

LOL iceman.

-applauds you-

Well done Chef Loz!

I do as well :tongue:



Kate and Gerry McCann have spoken out about the death of Stephen Gately:

"Andy Cowles is doing it wrong. You kill them, then you hide the body, then you get everyone onside. There's more money in it that way."

:o

Lil I think my last one may have gone over your head....

Need a Joseph Fritlz Joke

TSK tom are you night meant to be out drinking to the small hours Tom?

i am pretty sure that baloon boy is a publicity stunt

they filmed ALL of it

they got an interview

they should go to jail!

the beast is back by popular demand :D