i had that problem yesterday. i mean i love my mum but i dont want a card that vomits sentiment i just want a happy fecking mothers day one

i got one and it cost £2.65

bloody rip off

my sleep pattern

not being bale to find cards saying mOM

Not being able to sleep. :fist:

People who stand on the moving side of the underground escalator.

Noisy eaters.

People who can't put their phone away just for a minute.

People who don't clear up their dogs ****.

People who don't wash their hands when they go to the loo.

I really struggle with cards, i tend to go for a blank card, that way i get to write my own message!

I hate cards that are overly sentimental, i mean what if your dad isn't the best dad in the world, what if he isn't there for you in your time of need, i have yet to find a card that says "thanks for giving me life and bringing me into the world (full stop!):laugh:

Odd numbers

When you have guests over and one of them snore!!

Having to itch inside your nose in public, but you can't as others might think your picking your nose.
Moody people taking out their anger on you.
People who demand respect, just for being on the planet longer.
People who always say something rude, only to follow it up with "I'm just joking", when they're not.
People who don't wipe they're piss off the toilet seat.
When others eat my food.
Dust in my bedroom.
The death of the 'golden era' of Big Brother. Knowing it was once an amazing show a decade ago.
Big Brother Power Trip.
Evictions not going the way I want them too.
Watching a film, which turns out to be rubbish. Can't believe I just wasted two hours on this garbage.
When other people open my mail. Nosy bastards.
Tangled wires.
Being called stupid, by stupid people. This hurts.
Looking at the TV Guide, finding something you like, only to realize there's about five minutes of the programme left, and it's about to finish. :nono:


Honestly, the list is endless.

"School is for learning."

Isn't it also suppose to be fun? And the fact that I've learned more since I've left School doesn't support the above theory when anybody uses it against me.

This! Why are some people just so disgustingly dirty? It's like they're trying to wind me up or something.:joker:

People who take themselves way to seriously. Honestly.....life is too short.

Agreed.

Joke around for the most part and be serious and tough at the right times.

Yeah god, that annoys me.
Especially when they're ignorant to the fact, and think they're hands are clean.

It makes me want to deck them.

Printing something and the paper decides to go off centre and you end up with a printout slanting down the page.

Even slight slanting makes me rage. :fist:

Well as I'm a Germophobe I don't like the comment that you're referring to, so yes I would join you in decking them.:joker:

When the person in front of you at Tesco's customer service is taking long as they're buying cigarettes and doing the lottery, and your just standing there waiting for decades with one item.

I'm like ****ing HURRY UP!!

Marsh's penis

The weekend going by too fast.

Tories! :fist: #ihateusomuchritenow

Radio presenters like Chris Warburton who are walking clichés.

Listening about your own Mother's celebrity crushes.

That one person that doesn't shut up when there is training. Like they have to ask the trainer question after question after question, challenge them time after time to show off. Asking questions is all good but when it's too many and makes everything run behind you wanna choke a bitch

..I know, there is always someone on every training course like that..and then the thing is after a while when it's all running late etc because of the constant questions..(which will be covered in time anyway..)...they'll say..oh, I have to be home so is this going to finish on time..?...

Haha......this is so true.