To Rodrigo and with a completely straight face: "If I go out [on Friday] is there anything you want me to tell the queen for you?"

:laugh2:

Keep themm coming! I laugh that much when he is on i miss half of them!

"you to one with the *******ing brush mate"

His description of the pirates of the caribbean on the live feed a few nights ago. LOL

I love Marcus for all his crazy one-liners. But the reason he should win is after last night's show. To my undying frustration I couldn't log on and to watch Bea attack Freddie in such a vindictive way was really difficult. Marcus's solidarity with Freddie says all that you really need to know about Marcus. He's a solid dude. He may be a bit weird but he's got your back. It's awful that he's up against Freddie but we all know that the witch Bea will get the biggest boo's an the most criticism. And she **********g deserves it!

Love Marcus and Freddie!

Talking about Guns and Roses tours...

"They were dangerous, they were dicks, sometimes they didn't play and there were riots, loads of people died cos of their concerts, 20 people died around the world because of their gigs"

To Charlie and Bea: "I'm not a passenger on the chocolate highway." :laugh2:

"It's not cool to nick things".

"Will you change your opinion if four million people tell you the same as I do?"

Marcus to Bea last night. Very sharp line from Marcus there. His intuitions about how Bea might be viewed on the outside are spot on.

So are well all voting to Save the big man??

PLEASE LETS KEEP HIM IN.

VOTE VOTE VOTE!!

"Bastards want me to stay in here just so I get tortured to madness"

:colour::spin2::dazzler:

To Rodrigo and Charlie while they are yet again bickering:

"This could be the last thing that we hear in the House – you two arguing."

:joker:

In a conversation with Sophie.......

"Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

:laugh:

"I'm not happy.... [...] You locked me in a house with ******ing idiots like that one that just walked out the door..." [about Bea]


"I think I might just smash your poxy little cardboard house to its foundations - how do you like them ******ing apples!"

What a wally Ive posted this in the wrong place.::blush2:

Bump!

Missed that also, I always miss the really good ones :mad:

So glad for this thread:thumbs:

IF ATE A BRICK MY STOMACH ACIDS WOULD DESOLVE IT

COCK BLOCKER

Sorry if already posted, I have been on hols for 2 weeks, but the night Noirin got evicted and Siavash' earings went missing Marcus came out with a genius line as they were accusing Noirin of taking them.

'They are probarbly on ebay as we speak' :bigsmile:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOIafwTHpHw

Bumlicks :thumbs:

"Because you've locked me in a house with a bunch of ****ing idiots and bumlicks like the one that just walked out that door"

Freddie- "What should I wear in jail?"
Marcus- "Clothes"

To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

Going back a while to his argument with Lisa, the line that started it all off was genius - 'I think you should all shut the **** up'. Everyone went silence and the look on Lisa's face was priceless.

You should try and find out what he said about Bea in the diary room last night. Oh, nevermind, that's already been posted. :P