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luminoussun 19-08-2009 06:07 AM

I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?

Taijitu 19-08-2009 07:04 AM

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Originally posted by luminoussun
I thought it was a little pervy by sophie siavash and roders..they knew he was having a j arthur rank so why did they want to see it?
Yeah I know thats what I was thinking. Seems more pervy to go looking for someone you Know has gone to a quiet place to chug one off.

Perhaps Rodrigo secretly wanted to join him but didnt have the nerve so asked the others to come along and hold his hand?:laugh:

BB22 19-08-2009 07:35 AM

This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.

I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.

What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.

Such ignorance...

kjago 19-08-2009 08:00 AM

who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS WANK IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.

Entervoice 19-08-2009 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
that was funny

phil2004uk 19-08-2009 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.
I know! Girls even get twitchy at me saying hello and nice weather...thinking I'm hitting on them...

Especially noticed that when I've been to other country's and they are more friendly...England is prude :wavey:

Jackie 19-08-2009 08:18 AM

Marcus was speechless...........................ha ha now who's calling him a wanker:laugh2:

Zien 19-08-2009 09:33 AM

whio the hell would want to see or join (as some are suggesting!!) the slimy creepy tw*t w**king off - OMG the thought makes me vomit

Happigail 19-08-2009 09:48 AM

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Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
Oh god LMAO!

Happigail 19-08-2009 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by hennessy
internet cafe while let you get away with some stuff I tell ya

ohh a napkin
*spits out tea!*

CaraRawr 19-08-2009 09:51 AM

Oh dear lord, looool.

WOMBAI 19-08-2009 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by BB22
This forum is never funnier than when the discussion turns to sex or, particularly, masturbation.

I assume that we have a few younger posters on here who simply don't have worldly knowledge.

What is slightly more surprising, and even funnier, is the number of older (in some cases significantly older) posters who have the most naive and ridiculous views about such basic biological functions. I assume from some of the posts that there are one or two females here who believe their partner never does and never has masturbated. I am afraid they are amusingly mistaken.

Such ignorance...
Some posters don't seem to understand the difference between the normality of the 'act' itself - and the abnomality of 'broadcasting said act beforehand' to millions of public viewers!

Such ignorance ...
:sad:

Zien 19-08-2009 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by Happigail
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Originally posted by hennessy
Marcus is a bloke, I'm sure the others have cracked one off but done so more subtle, even Lisa said she could without barely moving but this'll reinforce peoples preconception about "manky Marcus", you see even whilst I've been typing this post I've been w@nking like a safari park monkey
Oh god LMAO!
:yuk:

WOMBAI 19-08-2009 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by phil2004uk
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Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.
I know! Girls even get twitchy at me saying hello and nice weather...thinking I'm hitting on them...

Especially noticed that when I've been to other country's and they are more friendly...England is prude :wavey:
Have you ever attempted to get a girl drunk with the intention of taking advantage of her? That is a crime!

Can't you see the difference?

Lee. 19-08-2009 10:45 AM

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Originally posted by happyland
pardon the pun, but who really gives a toss?

I find it more shocking that the others thought it was ok to burst in on him during such an, erm, personal moment..
I've changed my mind now: it was absolutely hilarious (partly because Marcus took it so well) I loved Siavash lying on his back kicking his legs laughing! :laugh:

nickc25 19-08-2009 11:24 AM

lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.

StrawberryCake 19-08-2009 11:29 AM

did anyone else find it hilarious? my boyfriend and I were laughing for a long time after

BBmassive 19-08-2009 11:30 AM

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Originally posted by kjago
who cares so what big deal get over yourselves OMG BIG STORY - MAN HAS ***k IN BB HOUSE. I don't think the tabloids will be covering this one anytime soon. Marcus is a hero, if thats what he needs to do before he begins his superhero goodness then you go ahead Wolverine crack one off for me too.
A "HERO"is someone who runs in a burning house to rescue a abby ,not a dirty little man/boy on bb ,GET A GRIP FFS

BBmassive 19-08-2009 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.
I thought it was more pervy than priceless

WOMBAI 19-08-2009 11:57 AM

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Originally posted by BBmassive
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Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.
I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!

:yuk:

BBmassive 19-08-2009 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
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Originally posted by BBmassive
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Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.
I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!

:yuk:
All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete :yuk:

nickc25 19-08-2009 01:03 PM

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Originally posted by BBmassive
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Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
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Originally posted by BBmassive
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Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.
I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!

:yuk:
All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete :yuk:
you two need to chill out. If anything was pervy it was sohpie going to have a look, can you imagine what would happen if it was the other way around? Marcus would be called all sorts of names yet its ok for sophie to do it?

I thought it was funny and one of the classic moments of the series.

ange7 19-08-2009 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by masonbason
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Originally posted by nastynorrie
:yuk:Rodrigo returns to the Bedroom and whispers to Sophie and Siavash "Marcus is going for a w*nk!" All three then leave the Bedroom and tip-toe to the Sitting Room. They run and burst open the Toilet door, before breaking down in hysterics. A red-faced Marcus curls up in his duvet, before leaving the toilet, belt undone.
:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:
U must be joking otherwise Marcus will put his deathclaw killer karate move on all three of them,
Yeah but 9 times out of 10 Marcus' "deathclaw" is busy

WOMBAI 19-08-2009 01:19 PM

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Originally posted by nickc25
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Originally posted by BBmassive
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Originally posted by VOICEOFREASON
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Originally posted by BBmassive
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Originally posted by nickc25
lol that was funny last night, the look on his face was priceless.
I thought it was more pervy than priceless
It was pervy! That hugh smile on his face - he was loving all the attention!

:yuk:
All he needed was a grubby raincoat and his image was complete :yuk:
you two need to chill out. If anything was pervy it was sohpie going to have a look, can you imagine what would happen if it was the other way around? Marcus would be called all sorts of names yet its ok for sophie to do it?

I thought it was funny and one of the classic moments of the series.
The fact that Marcus told everyone (Rodders and Public)
that he was about to do it - is not normal behaviour - dress it up how you like!

fannanne 19-08-2009 03:08 PM

Me and my partner nearly peed our self. So,So funny.:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:::laugh2::laugh2::la ugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laug h2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:


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