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Marsh. 21-05-2014 12:26 PM

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Is this Madeline McCann on ITV4 football coverage on Wednesday?
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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 6850453)
May as well give her to the McCanns, maybe they will do a better job minding this one.

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Samm 21-05-2014 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 6859776)
lol what's a jennie

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Benjamin 21-05-2014 11:20 PM

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Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet (Post 6859048)
what was that thread where livia said something about an army training course and arista said that she may pounce on him, that was a very funny quote?

Find it and post it, I have no idea where it is. :laugh:

Benjamin 21-05-2014 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by InOne (Post 5055417)
Woudn't class pizza as a weird one.

I add it to Porridge

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Originally Posted by Boothy (Post 5055421)
I was just a little bit sick in my mouth.

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Originally Posted by Jords (Post 5055422)
Would you like to add Ketchup with that?

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Benjamin 21-05-2014 11:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun (Post 3090726)
Samy the point of editing quotes is to make them funny. I don't know what the **** you're doing.

A quote from the quote thread but this makes me chuckle everytime I see this. :laugh:

Benjamin 21-05-2014 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6858212)
:umm2:

it's far cleaner and penis with foreskin doesn't even look a proper penis

EXTREMELY painful procedure though. I remember biting my dad's hand really hard because the pain was that unbearable, lmfao it sounds like I was giving birth or something. you then wear stitches for about a month and it stings when you take them off for the first time in the bath oh god. can't believe it's done to babies, 1000000000% child abuse

just realised it's going to be 10 years since I had it done this summer :')

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Originally Posted by Marsh. (Post 6858220)
D: Thank god you said hand.

It does look like a proper penis when you pull it back. :hmph:

Gives the girls something to unwrap, like Christmas. :smug:

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Originally Posted by Salman! (Post 6858225)
doesn't that hurt? :yuk:
btw do u do this
http://s2.postimg.org/ptotliljt/image.jpg

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Glenn. 21-05-2014 11:47 PM

Does anyone remember that time someone's internet mucked up and posted a sentence over about 5 posts. Someone said something like, 'it's like having an internet stutter'

Benjamin 21-05-2014 11:48 PM

Wasn't that Kate's internet? :laugh:

King Gizzard 21-05-2014 11:50 PM


Benjamin 21-05-2014 11:52 PM

Oh that reminds me (because the one you posted is from a deleted thread).

What was the opening post to that stick a cucumber up my fanny thread? I'm sure there was a classic in there somewhere.

Glenn. 21-05-2014 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Benjamin (Post 6860662)
Wasn't that Kate's internet? :laugh:

No it wasn't Kate. It was long before Kate

Lee. 21-05-2014 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6860663)

This just made me laugh out loud :laugh2:

Shaun 22-05-2014 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 6860668)
No it wasn't Kate. It was long before Kate

it was harry, idk where though

Marsh. 22-05-2014 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6860663)

:joker:

Ramsay 22-05-2014 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 6860663)

:joker::joker:

Niamh. 22-05-2014 02:59 PM

lol

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Originally Posted by arista (Post 6861579)
if we went in WW3
you would stop smoking
as no more imports,



Feel The Force

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Originally Posted by Ramsay (Post 6861582)
that does give me some hope thanks arista


Crimson Dynamo 22-05-2014 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Niamh. (Post 6861603)
lol



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Originally Posted by arista
if we went in WW3
you would stop smoking
as no more imports,


Feel The Force


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Originally Posted by Ramsay


that does give me some hope thanks arista


:joker::joker::joker:

Me. I Am Salman 23-05-2014 09:19 PM

this made me laugh more than it should've

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Originally Posted by arista (Post 6566678)
The burglar who returned to rape his victim 40 year old women

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/...33_308x510.jpg

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Originally Posted by Germyle (Post 6566832)
he's quite good looking

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Originally Posted by Apple202 (Post 6566992)
no he's not :conf:

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Originally Posted by Germyle (Post 6567245)
yes he is :conf:


Benjamin 26-05-2014 09:48 PM

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Getting shampoo/moisturiser/cum in your eye

Jessica‪, Salman!, Scott

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Originally Posted by Saph (Post 6871596)
its probably in that order too :laugh:

:joker:

Smithy 26-05-2014 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Glenn (Post 6860661)
Does anyone remember that time someone's internet mucked up and posted a sentence over about 5 posts. Someone said something like, 'it's like having an internet stutter'

omg, I think that was me :joker:

Smithy 27-05-2014 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 6871719)
****INGH HELL, I got exv=ctied when I found one by accident and knocked over my coffee! Some of it got on the laptop but it seems to be ok.

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Originally Posted by GypsyGoth (Post 6871801)
ok this is messed up. so*me of the keys a*re doing weird stuff
dindn'/t get burnt. but typing is a* bit of a* chore. i wa*spla*nnig on getting a* new la*ptp a*nywa*y. so if this* doesn'/t workp-roperly in the morning, i will get a* new one.
i'/m gonn see if youtube is ea*sy to work
edit some of it works fine, typ-ing is a* pain
some keys a*re doing two things a*t once

What you are all missing out on by not being in the Americanos :smug:

Jessica. 27-05-2014 12:10 AM

:laugh3:

Josy 27-05-2014 12:13 AM

:laugh3:

Claudia I spilled tea on my keyboard once and it went a bit mental like that too, was frazzled inside and died the next day D:

GypsyGoth 27-05-2014 12:21 AM

:laugh:

i'/m gonna* cop-y music files a*nd other stuff worth sa*ving now, a*nd get a* new one 2mrw, so it'/s not too much ha*ssle, i wa*nted a* new one a*nywa*y.

Josy 27-05-2014 12:29 AM

LMAO

Yeah looks like that's the way to go


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