PMSL I did hear that one:joker::laugh2:.

Josie: "I bet [Corin] is down the hairdressers today getting herself some proper hair extensions."

Lmao:D.

Dave "Would you move to London if he moved to London?"

Josie "I would move anywhere if John James was there.."

"Even Iraq"

:nono:

Josie nominating biscuits.
'I nominate the Rich Tea because when you dunk it you're always on edge... the other day I dunked it and half fell off in my tea.'
'So my first nomination is a custard cream and my second is a rich tea.'

Ha Ha:joker::laugh2:.

''It's a greedy little bastard it's got two waffers but still wants to be filled with custard cream it's greedy I dont like greedy bastards. Yip my nomination is gonna be for the custard cream''.

Josie: ''My second nomination a rich tea...I dont wanna do it I dont wanna do it.... there is nothing on top no chocolate on top no smarties nothing....there is nothing very rich about having nothing on top''.

Josie on Their Perfect Day: ''Lets not get our hopes up that tree is ****er he'd probably have us shoveling **** around the garden''.


:joker:

Josie: They dont call me the South West sex pest for nothing
'Lick my batty crease monk face'

:joker:


We used to have horse **** fights all the time....can't beat a bit of horse ****.

:D

J: I cant wait to get out to wash my minge
JJ2: ****ing hell Jose!

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On the messiness of the house "I'm a bit muddly but I'm not durrrttty"

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Josie saying she loves Larry Lamb too and she couldn't choose between him and George.

"Did you watch that programme about men that like hairy women? Went abroad and everything to find them. "


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Jo the Hairdresser: What are you gonna do when you get out?

J: See John James, see my friends and family and get a job!

Hillarious I sdaw that on LF

LOL Josie on setting up a Barber's Shop

J: ''I'd love that, chatting to people all day. Obviously you'd have to cut a bit of hair''...

:joker:

Josie thinks UBB starts 3 days after the final.

Little does she realise:laugh:.

LOL Josie: John James tried to run away once


Shouldn't that be more than:D:joker:.

Josie: They should get a before and after picture...

Definetly:hugesmile:.

Dave: 'No wonder that Australian was kissing you under the dooners"
Josie: "I smoothed him over with my humour"


:joker:

''Do you like a finger up the bum, Andrew?"

:laugh2:

Josie: Simon from Blue singing my name in an exclusive song!

:D

"Cor, even thinking about tomorrow my heart is about to jump out my chest," Josie says. "I don't think I'll piddle my pants this time though."

LOL:joker:.

''Imagine John James taking you out on a date, it'd be the Drive-Thru at McDonalds"

:joker:

Josie: I think I need to get some practice in I nearly crumbled even then (on her interview with Davina McCaw)

"I can't wait to get out of here now"


You'll hopefully win and be going back in there:p.

J:"I'll share a hotel room with John James....If his mum lets us"

LOL:joker: