yeah will that the story of my life :bawling:

Well I'm a really fruity guy with a nice sweet personality. Got a bit of crunch also (LOL apple jokes see what im doing)

so yeah - date me!

very good joke

now who what to date apple202

bump

Never BB12, ur the one for me. Looks like the lifts working....lets hope the new Paddy (aka BB12) can find Apple love...:hugesmile:

awww same back

yeah let hope

i fixed the shaft it just needed greaseing up

thank you thesheriff443 any one for apple404

awww bilss you

anyone

may try tomoro

by the way sorry kate for treading on your toes

Holy Batman on a skateboard...what the feck has happened here: BB12 dissied, rejoined, dissied, getting his pecker all primed....


:shocked:

Hoi Sheriff: yer meant to be helping the young un's not leading them up them promiscious paths....

*skuds you on the head*

Some apples are rotten to the core...

some as as sweet as honey.........


ye take yer chances.... :D


You know the saying about "More than a handful is a waste"... the same thing applies to the greasing up...

didn't yer 'ho teach you anytihng!

Pfft...............................

S'alright... you'll have managed to snap some of her talons along the way.

I'm sure she'll pay you for services rendered.

:D

we it feel i treading on her toes

let find apple love like we have

No one wants a bite of the apple :(

just wait

i was like that someone will come

Time you stopped feeling that way BB12.

It's a free thread for all to contribute to: no one OWNS it, short of Mark the OWNER of Tibbs.

;)

anyway: who are you taking out: have you ditched that Cherie one in favour of Apple? This is important....it denotes your sexual preference upon which you will be judged forever more.

;)

still whith cherie why

Eve has a lot to answer for.

Where is she? Let's go kick her head in



It's Sat night.

Im pretty sure you're on the money there..................................

you will get there

Excellent choice.:spin:

Now in lieu of the offical host of the thread: You have £3,000 to do with what you wish to impress CherieB - to show her your affection in a way that only money can by.....

How would you like to spend that money: in a way that will not only benefit both of you, that both will enjoy, but that will truly win Cherie's heart?

(Note: a lifetime subscription to Adult Channels / M & Ms / Salted popcorn is disallowed)

i would sent her roses an take here on holday an the rest she can do

Hey BB12 :)

You can do whatever you like in this thread, it's here to have fun in. :) See you later.

And in response to the Nobody owns a thread rant, except the owner of Tibb, well nobody said or implied that was the case :bored:

Now when you say Roses BB...... please tell me you don't mean of the chocloate variety!! :D

So where's the holiday destination. This is very important: we need specific details of how, where, when etc....