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Verbal 04-08-2013 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6247839)
You had better get a shift on she is sharpening the best cutlass right now.He's flat out P****d behind her door.
I shall feed her to the sharks!

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 6247840)
I don't know why Cap'n puts up with it,I think he has a 'soft' spot for him or is he a her?????:joker::joker:
Are you doubting my masculinity Kazanne?

Do you want to be Captain, is that it?

*Draws Anne's cutlass that I nicked from Kate*

Kazanne 04-08-2013 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247846)
Are you doubting my masculinity Kazanne?

Do you want to be Captain, is that it?

*Draws Anne's cutlass that nicked from Kate*
Aw, cap'n just a teasin ya(flutters eyelashes)is there anything I can do to ease your anger:devil:
http://www.longislandcostume.com/ima...PirateLady.jpg

anne666 04-08-2013 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by smudgie (Post 6247844)
Who let that dolphin go to the Pot and Lobster....the plank for them I say
Here pack it in I have been pulling bodies out of the sea for too long now. So the daft Dolphin is an alcoholic, we weren't to know that.

Kate! 04-08-2013 05:32 PM
Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!

anne666 04-08-2013 05:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 6247840)
I don't know why Cap'n puts up with it,I think he has a 'soft' spot for him or is he a her?????:joker::joker:
OH its a her, that explains it all now.

Verbal 04-08-2013 05:34 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247855)
Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
:evilgrin:

anne666 04-08-2013 05:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247855)
Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
I'm not doing it. Stuff the sisterhood.Had enough now.That Dolphin is a maudling drunk to say the least.

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:34 PM
I think I'll just put my cutlass away, no need for anything to kick off now. :devil:

Kate! 04-08-2013 05:34 PM
Strange this obsession with dolphins, wonder if that's why he mutters about blow holes in his sleep :shocked:

Verbal 04-08-2013 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247862)
Strange this obsession with dolphins, wonder if that's why he mutters about blow holes in his sleep :shocked:
:nono: THAT was supposed to be a secret!

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:35 PM
That frickin dolphin, it's been in my cabin again and stole my pipe.

That chain smoking b@stard sort him out Hermit!

anne666 04-08-2013 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247846)
Are you doubting my masculinity Kazanne?

Do you want to be Captain, is that it?

*Draws Anne's cutlass that I nicked from Kate*
Give me that back now. You're dangerous enough without a cutlass in your hand.

anne666 04-08-2013 05:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247869)
That frickin dolphin, it's been in my cabin again and stole my pipe.

That chain smoking b@stard sort him out Hermit!
So thats whats in that pipe? Dolphy told me all about his habit.He needs rehab.

Kazanne 04-08-2013 05:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by *Kate* (Post 6247855)
Anyone seen that wench Kizzy, she's supposed to be helping prepare the feast, I asked her to chop onions and she fled in hysterics, said they all looked like mini Dexter rat heads, someone go find her and calm her down......

NOT you hermit, I've seen how you console the laydeez!!
last I saw of her Kate ,the tart was playing tonsil tennis with that drunken swine who lost their dolphin.

anne666 04-08-2013 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247861)
I think I'll just put my cutlass away, no need for anything to kick off now. :devil:
I still haven't got my gin and tonic !!!!!!!!

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6247870)
Give me that back now. You're dangerous enough without a cutlass in your hand.
That's what she said, a boom tish. :evilgrin::evilgrin:

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:40 PM
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Originally Posted by anne666 (Post 6247878)
I still haven't got my gin and tonic !!!!!!!!
Do I look like your slave? ask Hermits sexually perverted chain smoking grog drinking wonder dolphin.

Kazanne 04-08-2013 05:40 PM
can someone PLEASE reel Willy in,he's taking the pee now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kI0XMA1cLE...hinGlasses.jpg

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 6247884)
can someone PLEASE reel Willy in,he's taking the pee now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kI0XMA1cLE...hinGlasses.jpg
Look at the smug grin on his face, I bet he's been eating my maltesers again.

Verbal 04-08-2013 05:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Kazanne (Post 6247884)
can someone PLEASE reel Willy in,he's taking the pee now
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-kI0XMA1cLE...hinGlasses.jpg
:joker:

Kate! 04-08-2013 05:43 PM
- cut to Amy Winehouse floating on a cloud singing rehab -

No no no!!

Kyle 04-08-2013 05:44 PM
You teach your dolphin some manners, it just spat in my face and tried to hump my wooden leg!

Kazanne 04-08-2013 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Simple Minds (Post 6247888)
Look at the smug grin on his face, I bet he's been eating my maltesers again.
bet that hats full of em Cap'n, please don't leave Cynic in charge of anything fishy again:joker: he's too busy with that tart Kizzy to pay attention to the job in hand!!!!!

Kate! 04-08-2013 05:46 PM
Sighs, tuts, and pours Anne a triple gin on the rocks.

You guys, show some frigging hospitality to the Sam fans.


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