I'm only joshing

do you really want it deleted?

It's a massive fail. lol

flat coke

amazing

Eating the last of something in the house, knowing that my brother can't have it

Wonder why I'm so fat

:joker: My cat is brilliant, she was sitting on the floor staring up at the sofa where her blanket normally is so I went over and put it in her favourite spot, then she jumps up but refuses to sit down so I go and sit next to her, she sits down but refuses to lie down and keeps staring at my mum who's at the computer so eventually my mum caves and comes over and the cat immediately goes and sits on her lap. Definitely not daft, that one!

:joker: That is so cute!

Laura Mvula was a bit tasty with hair on Jools Holland

http://i.imgur.com/pzyrQaW.jpg

or maybe i've just got a weird taste.

Nah you don't I think she's a babe

Knowing you were related to a great man and how a family comes together after things like this

..yeah, families..:lovedup:..the greatest thing known to man....

yip

^^these days I wouldn't know :(

my god this blanket is amazing

my god that sounded really boring

god bless the people that get straight to the point in tutorials, in simple terms under 5 mins. Those that spent ****ing 20 mins explaining crap that takes just a few minutes, using complex language...NOBODY has got time for that!!

I just started my essay! I've written 25 words!

...I've taken a half hour break :/

My mother collects all kinds of candles so that means there is never a crisis when a light bulb stops working. :flutter:

Donna Vekic.

...Oi, slow down a bit, all work and no play etc...

I've now written 61 words, think I'm due an hour break now

..Cadbury's Crème eggs..:flutter:...

..looking out of the window at 4am and having a deer looking back at you...:love:...

a relieving soothing piss after you've been dying for one for about 2 hours but couldn't be bothered to go to the toilet