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Tom4784 23-12-2014 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by YaFilthyAnimal (Post 7432827)
http://i.imgur.com/rjedFDF.png
Ho, ho, how the hell has it been 6 months already?
IKR? It seems like only yesterday I was snorting coke off Conchita Wurst's tits.
She doesn't actually have breasts does she?
I'm not entirely sure it was her.
Sweet! Tonight, great This is Big Brother.com users, we see our very first Christmasvision Song Contest, in a spectacle already billed as "slightly offensive to Muslims"!
A bit like the reviews for our sex tape.
But before we take a look at this year's entries
*giggles*
Let's hear it for our introduction act - Shane Marshowan and Kizzy MacColl!

<3

LukeB 23-12-2014 07:03 PM

:amazed:

Jay. 23-12-2014 07:04 PM

yay :love:

Niamh. 23-12-2014 07:04 PM

Ready to judge you all :smug:

Amy Jade 23-12-2014 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve (Post 7432835)
Ready to judge you all :smug:

What's new? :hehe:

Shaun 23-12-2014 07:06 PM

http://i.imgur.com/vKNjAiP.png
"Fairytale of New TiBB" by Shane Marshowan & Kizzy MacColl
Spoiler:

To the tune of...



Key: Shane Marshowan sings in green, Kizzy MacColl sings in silver. When singing together, they are in purple.

It is 2009 on TiBB, and Marsh has been a member for a year. In this universe, he invites Kizzy to the forum. He sings, reminiscing.


It was Christmas Eve babe
In the lounge thread
A boy, Scott, said to me,
"Wanna see my little one? :evilgrin:"
And then he sang a song
"I will be Mounting You"
I logged out straight away
And dreamed about you

Logged on at ten to one,
To see just how much fun that I'd been missing
This forum's full of news...
Saw Harry!'s Madonna posts
"I loved Hard Candy,"
Can't see how future TiBB
could be better, it's true.


[We're suddenly five years in the future - it is Christmas 2014 on TiBB. Kizzy has now settled in.]
They've got GIFs big as cliffs,
They've got signatures in gold,
But their music goes through you,
It's no place for the old
When I first registered on a cold Christmas Eve
You promised some Shahbaz fans waiting for me

You were posting

It was silly,
Scott wanted my willy,
Big Brother finished showing,
TiBB howled out for more.

Sticks' writing was swinging,
the Zetans were mudslinging.
We pissed on the mods' rules
Then spammed through the night


The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Were singing 'Super Bass'
And the #lads were chatting
About tonight's The Chase


[Kizzy sits down and reads a PM from a multi account]
"You're so dumb,
You're a cunt,"

[Marsh has received one, too.]
"You're an embarrassment,
Living your whole life online,
step on a landmine."

[Kizzy and Marsh join together in defiance towards the childish little bitches]
"I don't know what's saddest,
The weaves or Rolf Harris."

[The Wealdstone Raider joins for this line]
Sorry you've got no fans
[He leaves, to a hero's applause]
"I pray God that you're banned."

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Still singing 'Super Bass'
And Ben was trying to
Watch the Amazing Race


[A dejected Marsh has taken his PMs and abuse to heart]
I could have been someone,
[Kizzy reassures him]
Now, don't you worry son,
You gave advice to me, when I first found you

I kept it with me, babe
I guess I should have known
Can't face TiBB all alone,
I've made great friends just like you.


The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Now singing 'Sound and Vision'
And 'irrels' are singing
Out for Christmasvision

Livia 23-12-2014 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve (Post 7432835)
Ready to judge you all :smug:

Situation normal...

Loukas 23-12-2014 07:07 PM

Woo! :hello:
Literally just walked through my front door!

Ammi 23-12-2014 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Livia (Post 7432831)
Ammz... x

So been looking forward to this...

..hey ho..:love:...I'm looking forward to seeing the entry of the chosen people...



Quote:

Originally Posted by ChristmasNeeve (Post 7432835)
Ready to judge you all :smug:

..:smug:..

Tom4784 23-12-2014 07:07 PM

Sensational.

T* 23-12-2014 07:07 PM

:clap1: Fantastic <3

Loukas 23-12-2014 07:08 PM

The gays of the T.I.B.B. lounge
Were singing 'Super Bass'
And the #lads were chatting
About tonight's The Chase

:amazed:

LukeB 23-12-2014 07:08 PM

slay :clap1:

GypsyGoth 23-12-2014 07:08 PM

A great opener for the show! Good work :worship:

Jay. 23-12-2014 07:09 PM

omg beautiful :laugh:

Jack. 23-12-2014 07:09 PM

Amazing :love:

Livia 23-12-2014 07:09 PM

Brilliant Shauny... x

T* 23-12-2014 07:09 PM

http://www.pouchuk.com/pouch/general...FlagNorway.pngHere we go, Good luck guys! <3http://www.pouchuk.com/pouch/general...FlagNorway.png

Ammi 23-12-2014 07:09 PM

...emotional lyrics, worthy of Joni Mitchell..:'(...

Livia 23-12-2014 07:10 PM

Yeah, good luck everyone x

Shaun 23-12-2014 07:10 PM


Ammi 23-12-2014 07:11 PM

..good luck all..:love:.. I know there will be some fabulous entries...

Mokka 23-12-2014 07:11 PM

WoW... just... Wow Shaun

:clap1:

Jay. 23-12-2014 07:11 PM

omg tom as if you made that omg

Drew. 23-12-2014 07:11 PM

That intro video is pretty cool


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