I've patented everything that I ever type, and Mark is infringing on my copyright. Yeh-huh!

:laugh:
At 10:24pm tonight, I was accused of editing a quote. :sad:
I had never EVER been accused of such crimes. I'm requesting she's sent away.

¬____¬ One of my friends said something mean to a girl in my year today...

"Oh my god, I'm so glad you're okay!" (he hugs her)

"What!?"

"Well, all these prostitutes being murdered..."

The slap was cinematic, lemme tell ya!




But on a serious note, it's very worrying the speed these prostitutes are being murdered at. I hope the murderer/s are caught soon!!

I'm sorry but the evidence is overwhelming, you have lied in front of a court of law and you are charged with perjury thereby serving a minimum sentance of ten years in TiBB prison.

Take him away *clunk, clunk*

the clunk was my hammer by the way....

:sad:
Lauren_Fah is lieing. Im innocent.
*Enters prision*
Snazy :wink:

That was one of them jokes you can't help but laugh at... knowing it is sooo wrong!

Long time no see Ziola! :O

Bah.... both of you can keep each other company then.

*clunk clunk* Take Lauren away too...

Let it be known you will be placed in a lush, 3 bedroom house with all the appliances you will ever need to keep yourself occupied... plasmas, games consoles.... i'll just get bars put on the windows.

Hey Greg.. like my avvy?

:shocked: Woop. I should lie more. :wink: I mean.....:blush2:

I'm in the plush cell.
So gerraway!

Ino! I haven't graced this forum in over a week, I thought I'd chip my tuppence worth in and then go unnoticed for another month. ;)

Oh aye! It's B-E-A-Utiful!

Stropz, you realise you're now a legend? :D

I always was Greg!

So she claims... :spin:

Wow. It's like Dallas has been reunited... only with Stropz & Tanser_Man there too. Tchhhh!

Lmao @ Dallas..

and, why am I a legend? Cuz of my avvy?

Aye. 'Mon the Dons!

Eep, the Falkirk game was a bit worrying, as good as we were. Stupid goal to give away...

And Hibs in the cup!? Why must the gods pick on us so...?

Still guna win it tho! Did you see that sh!te in the paper about Dons fans and sectarianism?

No? Sounds like a load of tripe. I'm assuming we're being accused of being sectarians? The one reason we're not sectarian would be that there's only one team from here, and the surrounding area in the top flight, and the fact we're not split catholic/protestant. :rolleyes: Honestly, you'd think they'd be getting their knickers in a twist over Stephen Pressley instead.

Just a second.. I will get u the link to the story.

What a load of cr@p, that man's just bitter that he's gonna have to shell out money and he's trying to drag us down because we're doing as well as (if not better) than them. The cheek of some people... well they can rule us, Dundee United, Dunfermline, Falkirk, Kilmarnock, St Mirren, Motherwell & ICT out of that regulation.

typical hun.

Ken bbz. :wink:

Sorry, going through a chav-mockery phase...

lmao.. wtf is bbz?.. i'm old.. humour me!

and, u do call Gers fans "huns" up there don't you?

bbz = babes. Argh, the amount of times I've heard it...

Which reminds me of my old French teacher, all the 6th years called her Babes.. and she called them all Sailor.. O.o

Aye we do. Celtic fans = The Tims; Rangers fans = The Huns.

and Heart of Midlithuania. =D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LNzxtm6E44 <--there's one for ya greg!