Thanks Jamie!

My favourite lyrics is this:

Do a Jake and write a last minute entry that puts us all to shame

:joker::joker: the Gail parts omfg

This is Our Christmas Song is the title of my entry
Artists: Johnny Logan & Kelly Clarkson

Instrumental music:


song lyrics:
One Step at a Time, Planting the Christmas Tree

and Let It Go, Let it GOooooooo

when it starts to snow

i fall to pieces, back to earth whenever

One Step at a Time, Baking the Cookies

in time for some bookies

Blurryface because of the snow is in my face

all this sexual talk on tibb, what a disgrace

One Step at a Time, for the most wonderful time of the year

no need for us to cower in fear

for ISIS and all the madness in the world

time for us to sing, dance and twirl

Lost in Time now, i'm getting back together

Let It Go, Gooooooooooooo

Gimme hope, forever

all the poems from Hog

clears away all the Fog

One Step at a Time, Wrapping the Christmas Presents

letter to loved ones we send

''Chorus''

This is our Christmas Song, i'm gonna play it, up up up all night long, oh up up all night long

we, we are so lovely during holiday season

no need for treason

love me for a reason

This is our Christmas Song, i forgot how to turn it up up up all night long, oh up up all night long

One Step at a Time, picking up the pieces, we're in love forever

till we've got the best chrismas ever, Best Christmas EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

picking up the pieces, we're in love forever

This is Our Christmas Song we are gonna sing for you, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

hello people sing it, hello people dance it, hello people live it nowwwwww

One Step at a Time, till next year again we say

XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

This is our Christmas Song

That was... interesting.

Slay Nicky! This made me cackle

And an ISIS cameo? What more could a Christmas song give?

Several years have passed since Josy Tizon was exiled from Tibb due to the fact that James now preferred the much younger, prettier and popular Dezzy Peron and had made him Admin in her place. Years of prosperity flew by in what felt like an instant but behind the scenes in the dark desolate wasteland that was Serious Debates, an anti-Dezzy movement was gaining momentum....The Dexit movement

CHERIE, JAXIE, BRILLOPAD, ALF all armed with Anti-Dezzy protest placards

De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha!

DEZZY standing gloriously above his haters on a balcony is addressing the crowd as the rebellion against him is trying to break down the doors..


Being a true queen of the people, Dezzy leaps down from the Balcony to mingle with his beloved public. He is seen hugging and shaking hands with the downtrodden and unwashed likes of Scott, Lucas, Caitlin, Shaun, Niamh, Jason, Ross and other no hopers, after which Dezzy returns to the balcony in time for the chorus, subtly washing his hands with hand wash as he goes.


A Christmas tree is revealed at the far right of the stage where Brillopad is waving her 'Dexit' sign, it is adorned by Marsh wearing a fairy outfit (the B&H official nods in approval). Behind them is a tapestry explaining the B&H Christmas tradition and origin. Christmas came to B&H in the form of Saint Gemma Collins whom the people believed fell to earth through a hole in the sky and taught the people the true meaning of Christmas (but not before demanding a spot on 'Striktno Dori Plesanja'). Now every Christmas it's customary for people to introduce themselves to new people as 'Gemma, you silly ****' as well as listening to the entirety of '50 words for Snow' in place of traditional Christmas Carols (it is not known how this relates to Saint Gemma Collins).


The protesters manage to get their voices heard and Dezzy is escorted out of Tibb Towers and placed into a fancy car, to be exiled to Digital Spy where he must atone for his alleged sins by creating several top ten lists a day consisting of moments from the TV show 'Friends' regardless the fact it ended over ten years ago. Despite this, he waves regally at his fans, both the true and the confused ones. As he exits stage right and drives off into the sunset, the weather turns stormy and the stage darkens as Josy returns from exile. Realising the horrors they've brought upon them, Brillopad looks to the dimming sunset and, like Rose in Titanic calling out to the lifeboats, Brillo quietly calls out 'come back!' to the recently departed Dezzy but it's too late. Josy has returned and has already outlawed discussion of any soaps that aren't River City, the linking and discussion of any music not made by the Proclaimers as well as enforcing a rule in which everyone must like the pictures of her meals on Instagram. Dark times.

Well done Nicky that was great :clap1:

I agree, ISIS and sex are the two things sorely missing from most christmas songs tbh

Dezzy, you might think you have a bad song; but oh my gosh, that was hilarious.

Dezzy that was iconic! Had me howling and

:laugh2:

Why does Dezzy always hussle us by claiming his entry isn't going to be very good, that was brilliant :laugh2:

This imagery though :laugh2:

Artist: Shilpa Shetty
Song title: Dirk

I'm howling! Lilbro was brilliant at writing this!

What's a Dirk? Anyway well done Ant :clap1:

They've all been brilliant :laugh: Well done everyone :clap1::love:

I did say there were 10 songs... well an 11th has come in...

[enters, clearly intoxicated/shaken and in the middle of a breakdown]
I heard u all wanted a piece of me

~

-stumbles past everyone and drags self on stage-