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Thanks Jamie!
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This is Our Christmas Song is the title of my entry
Artists: Johnny Logan & Kelly Clarkson Instrumental music: song lyrics: One Step at a Time, Planting the Christmas Tree and Let It Go, Let it GOooooooo when it starts to snow i fall to pieces, back to earth whenever One Step at a Time, Baking the Cookies in time for some bookies Blurryface because of the snow is in my face all this sexual talk on tibb, what a disgrace One Step at a Time, for the most wonderful time of the year no need for us to cower in fear for ISIS and all the madness in the world time for us to sing, dance and twirl Lost in Time now, i'm getting back together Let It Go, Gooooooooooooo Gimme hope, forever all the poems from Hog clears away all the Fog One Step at a Time, Wrapping the Christmas Presents letter to loved ones we send ''Chorus'' This is our Christmas Song, i'm gonna play it, up up up all night long, oh up up all night long we, we are so lovely during holiday season no need for treason love me for a reason This is our Christmas Song, i forgot how to turn it up up up all night long, oh up up all night long One Step at a Time, picking up the pieces, we're in love forever till we've got the best chrismas ever, Best Christmas EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR picking up the pieces, we're in love forever This is Our Christmas Song we are gonna sing for you, youuuuuuuuuuuuuu hello people sing it, hello people dance it, hello people live it nowwwwww One Step at a Time, till next year again we say XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS XMASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS This is our Christmas Song |
That was... interesting.
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Slay Nicky! This made me cackle
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Several years have passed since Josy Tizon was exiled from Tibb due to the fact that James now preferred the much younger, prettier and popular Dezzy Peron and had made him Admin in her place. Years of prosperity flew by in what felt like an instant but behind the scenes in the dark desolate wasteland that was Serious Debates, an anti-Dezzy movement was gaining momentum....The Dexit movement CHERIE, JAXIE, BRILLOPAD, ALF all armed with Anti-Dezzy protest placards De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! (Unlike Lucas) I'm not easy, and I'll never change I don't care if you think I'm a face or a heel It doesn't change that I'm still number one You may not like me, All you believe is that the stories are true Although I've never crossed the line (Dezzy breaks character to screech at his haters that only Ben has ever used his Mod privileges to ban someone he dislikes) I'm just trying to bring order to this zoo But that task's too much, the members are too strange *Side eyes the Rileys* Couldn't handle all of that spiel Couldn't deal with Marsh, that sloppy bottom (A stern Bosnian & Herzegovinan representative crosses off 'Make a gay reference about Marsh' from a list for in those countries it is a criminal act punishable by ten years in a work camp to not have at least one reference to Marsh's sexuality in their Eurovision songs) Marc's not my type and Scott's on Red Stripe!, ew! Luke and Adam never impressed me at all But no one expected them to Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B The truth is, I never loved you All through my messy days, this mod's existence You faces scare me *Screams like Gail Weathers from Scream when he takes a look in Meet the Members* So please keep your distance And as for Josy, and as for James Who even made them Admin? And potatoes are all Niamh ever talk about Matt is Irrel, and Nathan looks like a trout When it comes to Vicky, oh my it's all become hazy (she's carted on stage tied down to a horizontal bed, she's wearing a Hannibal Lector styled face mask) I won't say a word, that bitch is crazyyyyyyyyyyy Being a true queen of the people, Dezzy leaps down from the Balcony to mingle with his beloved public. He is seen hugging and shaking hands with the downtrodden and unwashed likes of Scott, Lucas, Caitlin, Shaun, Niamh, Jason, Ross and other no hopers, after which Dezzy returns to the balcony in time for the chorus, subtly washing his hands with hand wash as he goes. Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B The truth is, I never loved you All through my messy days, this mod's existence You faces scare me Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B The truth is, I'm glad to leave you Although it'll be hard for you without me I'm still the best and always will be A Christmas tree is revealed at the far right of the stage where Brillopad is waving her 'Dexit' sign, it is adorned by Marsh wearing a fairy outfit (the B&H official nods in approval). Behind them is a tapestry explaining the B&H Christmas tradition and origin. Christmas came to B&H in the form of Saint Gemma Collins whom the people believed fell to earth through a hole in the sky and taught the people the true meaning of Christmas (but not before demanding a spot on 'Striktno Dori Plesanja'). Now every Christmas it's customary for people to introduce themselves to new people as 'Gemma, you silly ****' as well as listening to the entirety of '50 words for Snow' in place of traditional Christmas Carols (it is not known how this relates to Saint Gemma Collins). De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! De-mod ha! Serious Debates, there's so much to say but I can't even Modding it could make me an alcoholic *asks Scott to share his Red Stripe, Scott responds like a cat threatened with the prospect of water* I am SO done, I am so through Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B The truth is, I never loved you All through my messy days, this mod's existence You faces scare me Don't cry for me, T.I.B.B The truth is, I'm glad to leave you Although it'll be hard for you without me I'm still the best and always will be Have I said too much? There's no other ways in which I can drag you But all you have to do is look in the mirror and know That every word is true The protesters manage to get their voices heard and Dezzy is escorted out of Tibb Towers and placed into a fancy car, to be exiled to Digital Spy where he must atone for his alleged sins by creating several top ten lists a day consisting of moments from the TV show 'Friends' regardless the fact it ended over ten years ago. Despite this, he waves regally at his fans, both the true and the confused ones. As he exits stage right and drives off into the sunset, the weather turns stormy and the stage darkens as Josy returns from exile. Realising the horrors they've brought upon them, Brillopad looks to the dimming sunset and, like Rose in Titanic calling out to the lifeboats, Brillo quietly calls out 'come back!' to the recently departed Dezzy but it's too late. Josy has returned and has already outlawed discussion of any soaps that aren't River City, the linking and discussion of any music not made by the Proclaimers as well as enforcing a rule in which everyone must like the pictures of her meals on Instagram. Dark times. |
Well done Nicky that was great :clap1:
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Dezzy, you might think you have a bad song; but oh my gosh, that was hilarious.
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Dezzy that was iconic! Had me howling and
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Why does Dezzy always hussle us by claiming his entry isn't going to be very good, that was brilliant :laugh2:
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Artist: Shilpa Shetty
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I'm howling! Lilbro was brilliant at writing this!
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What's a Dirk? Anyway well done Ant :clap1:
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They've all been brilliant :laugh: Well done everyone :clap1::love:
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I did say there were 10 songs... well an 11th has come in...
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(ignore the song title/artist, we have a new member representing Sweden. Well, I say new...) |
[enters, clearly intoxicated/shaken and in the middle of a breakdown]
I heard u all wanted a piece of me |
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-stumbles past everyone and drags self on stage-
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