Tiffany to drop off Gemma's shoes?

Jeremy McConnell’s STI ridden spunk still in the sink?

Sunshine still trying to get her crisps back?

Kim's scabby arsed rat to be the unrevealed HM?

Danniella Westbrook’s drugs hidden in the store room

Rebekah Shelton and Jemima's Daughter to be the surprise housemates, only to be leave the house on day 4 in an elaborate backdoor eviction involving being buried alive, ensuring that their deaths are now permanent and proving that there can only be ONE Messiah who can truly come back from the dead, Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ aka Annabelindabee, who enters the house following their execution, is given an immediate pass to the final, and begins the rapture of humankind on finale night after she wins in which only people that voted for ha to win go to heaven while the rest are doomed to spend eternity in Hell?

TiBB hacking the automated cameras, resulting in the Interrupting Patsy Kensit meme making its way into every shot?

The rule book to clearly state that the housemates are not allowed anywhere near Megan McKenna’s little ****ing face despite her not being a housemate?

Fatalie and Laura's infamous fishbowl to be the centrepiece of the dining room table?

Alicia Douvall being sent on a secret mission to steal bananas?

Katie Price sitting doing nothing for the entire series and winning

Gail Porter in the kitchen offering people toast?

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Daniella Westbrooks nose hidden down the back of the couch?

Speidi's stash of water bottles to be underneath someone's pillow as part of a task?

A painting of Vanny McIntosh's pink sunnies framed and on the wall?

Showbiz Simon crying on Eileen’s shoulders whilst the entire house wet themselves laughing?

Hannah’s love peace and harmony to play on loop through out the house

Tila Tequila's shrine to Hermann Goering having pride of place in the living room?

Rebeckah's negative vibrations in the bedroom?

I am at one in the big Brother house to be plastered everywhere

Ann's biccies to be in th'cupboard?

shane lynch’s sandwich still on the kitchen counter?

Sophie ok mag revealing her pregnancy still on the table?