ANNIE - This is an emoticon hat and its meant to be **** so technically its meant to be bad deliberately.

MARU - Whilst it is a disconcerting image from above, most people would just see it as a furry cap at eye level. Pretty weird though

MOCK - 5 points. I mean wtf is that - a pink spring roll?. It looks like that gym matt that boy fell into head first and died in the USA when no-one heard his cries.

NIAMH - 4 points. Good pun and nice bun. Extra marks for the gormless look on the man's face.

"Reuniting with a lost love, duels with evil samurai and computer hardware with advanced levels of memory retrieval. What isn't there to love?"

Sung especially for you and the original…





English lyrics

In the wake of these years
Of temperate climate,
Where a few sunny spells
Help to forget the rain.
After this long desert
Crossed in the winter,
I'm hungry for you,
I'm hungry for your gaze
Laid on my gaze.

French lyrics

Après toutes ces années
De climat tempéré
Où quelques éclaircies
Font oublier la pluie
Après ce long désert
Traversé en hiver
Oh, j'ai faim de toi
J'ai faim de ton regard
Posé sur mon regard


Reasons

I think the words are very seductive and also particularly appropriate for you Taskmaster as I suspect you are someone who loves holidays and good weather and the song would therefore appeal greatly. You'd fall in love with my dulcet tones as I attempt to sing you a verse.

I've chosen Love is a Battlefield as our Task Masters love language is most definitely competition and people fighting tooth and nail in these tasks to win his/her love and approval. The language I chose is Klingon because our great leader is out of this world.

- Enrique Iglesias pouring his heart out for romance.

- Sexy woman with dark hair dancing.

- Guitar skills.

- The Spanish language is known as one of the sexy languages in this world.

I think this song is perfect for seducing the TaskMaster because it's deep, passionate lyrics promise unwavering devotion and strength, matching the TaskMaster’s need for loyalty and intensity in the tasks we are set. :wink:

Player A - 2 points. Nothing says seduction like some spooky Japanese woman getting thrown in jail and writhing around is a head mask in some remake of Takeshi's Castle. She did have nice nails.

Player E - 3 points. French is the language of love, and what says seduction more than an old man with dyed hair and enough botox and filler to fill Wembley Stadium. The old rascal still has it, though. Phwoooaaaar.

Player D - 1 point. What on earth? Too many men in this and no one has said Spanish is a sexy language. This is the type of song that you hear 24/7 in Playa de Las Americas from bars that have photos of their menu, and it's all chips and oil bottles.