How could you?

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You are a filthy thing Ross. And don't you ever change it.

This thread is hilarious

Explain. What do you mean by filthy thing?

Arista keeps saying this to me that my "aura is pouring with filth" and that I'm "always horny but i love it" so arista says haha

Aura pouring with filth ... that's fantastic.

Even your little soldiers must think from time to time ''Dude, this guy is too much''.

I bet your orgasms are out of this fucking world.

Oh trust me. Projectile cum to the max sometimes.
You will have to find out sometime :joker: joking lol.

Orgasms = amazing.

They are proof that God exists and wants us to be happy.

I have little Olympic games with my hand party, measuring how far the jizz flies and recording the records. We have the out and down, the eyeballer, the 'where the fuck?...', the list goes on.

LMAO.

Mouth = best.

This one makes me laugh the most, I call it phantom Jizz.

Hahaha, I have someone who calls it 'the runaway train'. Mind you this mate is a sexual predator who always makes comparisons between his physical activity and locomotion.

Ninja Spunk!

In your endo

Phantom Jizz. Dezzy.

LOL @ this whole thread.


And Phantom Jizz does that really exist? I've never experienced that.

Oh all the time. Sometimes you might find it dried into an old shoebox when your cleaning out your room.

why have I not posted in this before.

OH THE CLOSETED THING. right.

:laugh2:

Really? I always control where mine goes. :hugesmile:

Mine is beyond control. If you have seen some of the Japanese tsunami footage on the news networks then you sort of know the score. I'm curious as to how you pull it off, though.

See what I done there?

Discussing my sexual goings on is not normally done on here, but as you asked...


...If about to cum through w@nking then I make sure I try and aim for somewhere convenient, I've had good practice over the years. I never lose track of where it goes though, lol.

you can both film yourselves and send me the tapes so I can analyse your techniques if you like.

Don't be so lazy, get the train. :nono:

:laugh2:!!!

there aren't any this late :bored:

This is why Devon is crap, everwhere dies after 10PM. :bored:

Oh the filth. I don't use technique. It's more a disorganised maelstrom of sexual fervour. And when I'm rounding up the tadpoles my dick is usually ... you know ... pointing the one way your dick usually points when your forcing the thing up and down through a clenched fist.

So I don't get much control. But I like it like that, I do. I like how it all flirts up for a moment, suspended in the dead air, before dropping back down like a fountain outside a plush Vegas hotel.

Only more beautiful.