killerqueen likes to eat cat food

Elz_Belz is a 12-inch circumferenced Digestive biscuit.

killerqueen is a renegade and must be deleted

Sparacus likes to play croquet with my friend Bob

Whilst I am not adverse to cats, as a vegetarian (which explains my svelt appearance and my palid skin) I cannot eat such things so you are correct. If I may add that you obviously enjoy playing the ukulele with great verve and passion and indeed own two thereof

elz_belz was looking at the wall in her previous avatar and now looks into the camara!

Killerqueen cried when Bambi's mum died.

LOL that is true!

Clom likes to lick the pavement

clom got sucked into the pavement!

If that is true then how are you posting... FROM BEYOND THE PAVE(ment)!!!!

To be fair, there are some strangely attractive paving slabs to be found...
And yes I cries when Bambi's mother died. Clom, however, was a foundling discovered in a handbag in Paddington Station with a jar of Marmalade, a felt hat and a pair of Wellingtons

Clom and Sparacus are in a secret gand that have to destroy peas and carrots

Clom does not wish to destroy peas, merely to eat them all to boost his green skin tone.

LMAO!!! :laugh::laugh:

Sparacus likes to put orange fake tan on Clom while he sleeps

Clom is happy.
Killerqueen still has a love life.

Clom is not wearing fake tan. Clom was travelling the world and ended up in Cardiff!

Clom doesn't like to write lies about himself in the "Make up a total lie about TPAY" thread.

:shocked: well thats strange...Clom likes to eat raw cabbage while drinking nettle juice

Elz_Belz is wearing a very heavy earring in her avatar!

Elz_Belz wants to remove the Earth's core and replace it with an engine, allowing her to pilot the planet across the galaxy. Why? For POWER.

NOOO my secret plan to take over the world via an engine! how did you unveil my dasturdly plan!

Clom likes to sit on rocks ant throw stones at pigeons

Sparacus likes to flick cheing gum in peoples hair

Elz_Belz has a master plan to take over the world using very heavy earrings.

Clom is "bricking it" (a phrase the Moopy posters have informed me as being cool) over Elz_belz's plans for world domination.

spara smells of fish and wants to become deputy Prime Minister alongside Sir Adam Rickitt.

Well... Clom is a stalwart scrumper of apples and has spent several hours in jail because of this