Christmas Lights: You love parties
Christmas Lights:
You are a joyful and happy-go-lucky person. You love parties. You make the most out of everything. You believe in living life to the fullest. You are like an open book and it's very easy to understand you. If you like something you appreciate it openly and whole-heartedly.

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A Man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide,
The librarian says '**** Off! You'll not bring it back!'

On Tuesday 11th January 2011, @MrKennethTong said:

I think it is time for to come clean. The whole size zero thing is a hoax. It came about after an interesting discussion I had with a friend of mine. The discussion centered round whether it was possible, to go from nowhere to be a globally recognized figure within a week harnessing the power of the internet and specifically Twitter, which I have always maintained is a better medium than national TV. My friend said it wasn’t possible. I said it was. To prove him wrong, I decided as a hoax to promote via Twitter something that was universally appalling, I chose managed anorexia. I would like to make it clear, I chose the subject as a hoax as I knew it’d be appalling to men and women. The campaign has worked; I have been a Trending topic on Twitter for over a week. I am scheduled to appear on TV, the Press and Radio shows, over the course of the next week: Grazia, Telegraph, The Sun, The Sunday Times etc. Now it’s time to come clean and stop the bandwagon. My honest personal opinion on managed anorexia is it is an disgusting and illogical idea. It is a mental illness. It cannot be managed. To all the people I have offended as part of this scientific experiment, I would like to apologize to you and to show my sincerity I will making a sizeable donation to beat: the leading UK charity for people with eating disorders and their families. Furthermore, I have decided to auction my custom Apple iPod Nano watch on Ebay, the proceeds from this will be going to the charity, beat.

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Jeff Hardy spoke to TMZ yesterday about his ongoing drug trial. You can check out video by clicking here.

TMZ notes that cops found 262 Vicodin pills, 180 Somas and 555 milliliters of anabolic steroids, as well as a residual amount of powder cocaine, in Hardy's home in North Carolina.

Hardy said he is going to plead guilty to a lesser charge as part of a deal to get a lighter sentence, saying, "I'll make the best of it, bro."

Hardy is due in court on January 20th. He said, "It's been a long while ... but it should get to an end soon."

For what it's worth, there is a real possibility that Hardy will serve a limited jail sentence. North Carolina drug laws are very strict. We'll see what happens on January 20th but there is a reason why TNA got the title off him ASAP. As I noted earlier, anyone with half a brain should have seen that one coming. There will also be a ton of media articles in the coming weeks and TNA obviously doesn't want those articles referring to their "World Champion" as a drug addict.

Porno-Star nach Busen-OP
in LebensgefahrStaatsanwalt ermittelt wegen fahrlässiger KörperverletzungMALTE STEINHOFF und
RÜDIGER GAERTNER
Hamburg - Sie ließ nichts unversucht, um ins Rampenlicht zu kommen: Porno-Drehs, Live-Sex-Shows und Auftritte im Big-Brother-Haus. Sie sang sogar Pop-Songs (Titel „My Love – La, La, La“) in Elektromärkten. Jetzt ringt Porno-Star „Sexy Cora“ mit dem Tod. Während einer Brust-OP erlitt die 23-Jährige einen Herzstillstand.Sie schwebt in akuter Lebensgefahr, liegt im künstlichen Koma. Grund ist offenbar ein Fehler der Ärzte.
Dienstagnachmittag: „Sexy Cora“ fährt in die Hamburger „Alster-Klinik“. Die Privatklinik hat sich auf Schönheits-OPs spezialisiert: Brustvergrößerung, Brustverkleinerung, Fettabsaugung, Haartransplantationen, Intimchirurgie. Laut Eigenwerbung gehört die Einrichtung zu den „führenden Kliniken für Schönheitsoperationen in Deutschland“.
„Sexy Cora“, die als Carolin Ebert in Berlin-Pankow zur Welt kam, will sich (nicht zum ersten Mal) die Brüste vergrößern lassen – von Größe F auf G. Das Silikon soll links und rechts jeweils von 500 auf 800 Gramm aufgestockt werden. Doch bei der OP geht etwas schief: „Sexy Cora“ erleidet – womöglich wegen einer falschen Narkose – einen Herzstillstand! Die Chirurgen rufen den Notarzt. Die 23-Jährige wird auf die Intensivstation der Uni-Klinik gebracht.
Ihr Mann und Manager Tim Wosnitza (25) wollte „Cora“ nach der OP eigentlich abholen. Doch gerade als er dabei ist, vor der Klinik einen Parkplatz zu suchen, bekommt er einen Anruf: „Es war einer der Ärzte“, sagt Wosnitza. „Er sagte, das mit dem Abholen hätte sich erledigt. Bei der Operation sei es zu Komplikationen gekommen.“
Oberstaatsanwalt Wilhelm Möllers: „Wir werden ein Ermittlungsverfahren wegen fahrlässiger Körperverletzung einleiten, weil wir dem Verdacht eines möglichen Behandlungsfehlers nachgehen.“ „Sexy Cora“ lag gestern noch immer im künstlichen Koma.

Can't have copied anything since I booted. I have no pastes :(

LOL, just tried to but its an email to tibb staff that I just pasted in admin :laugh:

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I'm exactly everything you think I am

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