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The Grave Yard shift :laugh2:

what a legend. these quotes are all awesome

He's got to stay.

Bradley, who you supporting if he goes?

I'm not supporting any of the bastards bar Marcus, I cannot stand the rest of them.

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Originally posted by alc09
He's got to stay.

Bradley, who you supporting if he goes?

I'm not supporting any of the bastards bar Marcus, I cannot stand the rest of them.

Same with me. i think they're all diickheads apart from marcus, who is the ultimate BB legend. i wont bother not watching though cos theres only a week left

Likewise.

Used to like Siavash, but its clear now that he's the biggest game player in there and makes drama out of everything, cannot stand him.

I can't remember the exact wording but he was chatting to Noirin and then Big Brother called him to the Diary Room. Just before he left he said:

"Next time could you try not to cockblock me"

Anybody have a more accurate version?

"Next time could you try not to blowcock me"

On last night's highlights show.

While protesting against Big Brother's restrictive rules in the recycling task: "10/10, go and see matron and get an extra piece of tuck".

To Big Brother: "You're a bad man. And I don't mean bad-good. I mean bad-bad."

Conversation with Rodrigo:

Marcus - "It's natural Roddy."
Rodrigo - "It's bad, Marcus."
Marcus - "It's naturally bad."

marcus' new one - 'im gonna go and work the graveyard shift'

lol,, i love marcus,, LOVE SIAVASH EVEN MOREEE!
evict marcus - 09016 16 16 09. x

"Maybe we should make it of a man masturbating because they're all wankers."

LMFAO

about siavash
"he doesn't want to go up against me because he knows he'll go out on his ass!!"

i like this one best - To Bea... Did the doctors take one look at your face and one at your arse and say oh look Siamese twins?
its funnyy!! but its mean,, cuz i love bea
it would have been funnier if he would have said it to noirin!!!!!
lol,, love his qoutes!
but... EVICT MARCUS... siavash 2 win
call this number people - 09016 16 16 09

Come on people, keep adding his best quotes even though the Dark Horse has gone. :thumbs:

"There is only one thing that can be done in this situation...The ****ing Grave Yard Shift"

"I am the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse. And if i want bubbles, boy will I ****ing have bubbles"

I miss Marcus :bawling:

This thread is great! I can't even remember saying half of those things!

Thats because you were caught up in being an absolute legend and saying other funny things

44. Do you know why tigers are dieing out? because they're bored

the best one

[rquote=2551122&tid=133790&author=IrrepressibleDH]This thread is great! I can't even remember saying half of those things![/rquote]Too epic for your own memory bank! :cheer:

[rquote=2551122&tid=133790&author=IrrepressibleDH]This thread is great! I can't even remember saying half of those things![/rquote]

Im sure Millions of BB fans will be sayen your quotes for years to come :thumbs:

Legend Marcus, cant belive your here mate.

Welcome :hugesmile:

I can't believe I keep missing Marcus - time for a U2U

marcus ... i love yaa xxx

Hey Marcus, swear for your fans - they love it.
rock and roll yeah and stuff like that
ps - sorry about you & norin, but Tom's a good bloke and will give her what she needs.

bumping this because it's epic.

I've just finished reading every single page and can't stop fucking laughing. The man is, and always will be the greatest housemate ever.

I miss him, and Jayson :sad:

:(

marcus the legend.

Is this still not bloody stickied?

Get on it.

This Thread, so many memories:

15. Big Brother: In a conversation with Noirin, you said, I will show him the meaning of pain
Marcus: Yeah thats from a film

21. I'm Just sad about Michael Jackson

28. BB: how are you feeling about being up for nomination?
Marcus: Am I allowed to swear?
BB: if you need to
Marcus: I couldnt really give a ***** to be honest

67. Sophie: in alice in wonderland they had a tea party
Marcus: I hate tea, did they have diet pepsi and 7up at the teaparty?
Sophie: no
Marcus: well they were *****ing w*nkers then

:worship: Reminds me just why I loved him so much.

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Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 2368319)

In a conversation with Sophie.......

"Sophie if you dont nominate me i'll headbutt you so hard we'll both scream"

:laugh:

:joker::joker::joker:

What a great thread, time to get reading all 15 pages.

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Originally Posted by DoM-h (Post 2383105)

I made a thread for this quote.

From the letter he sent to one of his fans. 'I'm glad you like cats. I have a Siamese one. His name is Abdul; he is a little sh*t

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

This thread :love: what a man.

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Originally Posted by Jordan. (Post 5172346)

What a great thread, time to get reading all 15 pages.

I shall be joining you.

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

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Originally Posted by Patrick (Post 5172359)

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

:laugh3:

Just been through the entire thread, and aside from the legendary ones in the OP, these are my favourites. I was pmsl.

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Originally Posted by Brad. (Post 2267909)

'if they start having sex in the middle of the night, I will creep up with a spoon and whack him in the ball bag'

:laugh3:

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Originally Posted by Marc (Post 2280548)

"a few people strumming one out over the dark horse"

:laugh3:

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Originally Posted by MissKittyFantastico (Post 2299751)

On LF now.

BB tells HM's off for talking about the audition process.

Marcus 'Oh get the sand out of your vagina!'

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

I remember this one vividly :laugh3:

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Originally Posted by reece(: (Post 2299772)

About 10 mins ago:

Marcus: Bea, you're a greasy hippy.

RANDOMM

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Originally Posted by Pierre-loso (Post 2301987)

"I am the yardstick against wich all others are measured.You can't get no one cooler. I was born to be the man.It's done and dusted,set in stone.Whatever i do is cool.I breathe cool,I sleep cool.I s*it cool.you can't beat captain cool as ******,it can't be done"

The last one is brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Marcus' signature quote :worship:

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Originally Posted by BB22 (Post 2302089)

I can't believe nobody has put this one on here from last night's highlights show:

While Lisa is gagging on a tart with pig's eyeballs, David is eating a tart with pig tails and Halfwit is eating a tart with "head cheese", Marcus bangs on the glass and asks...

"What's the pastry like?"

I almost fell off my chair. Absolute comedy gold.

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

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Originally Posted by Harry! (Post 2314341)

About Hira: 'Noone's gonna notice that she's gone, nobody bloody noticed that she was here'

:laugh3:

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Originally Posted by Brad. (Post 2314447)

'I acccidently pulled a plate in half while I was eating'

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Originally Posted by Brad. (Post 2320000)

'I dont know, how come I didnt die?'

'I think i could pretty much eat a brick and my stomach acids would dissolve it'

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Originally Posted by headaball (Post 2326638)

To Sophie, "I've never nominated you once for sniffing my boxer shorts."

:laugh2:

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

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Originally Posted by Brad. (Post 2327849)

'The consequences will be my urine all over your camera' - THE BEST QUOTE YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:laugh2:

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Originally Posted by headaball (Post 2329933)

Marcus: I wonder if Leona Lewis will have sex with me?
Freddie: Who is she?
Marcus: That bird, who done that song, who needs my schlong.

:laugh3:

oh my :laugh3:

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Originally Posted by Oooo_get_her (Post 2370906)

"I think I might just smash your poxy little cardboard house to its foundations - how do you like them ******ing apples!"

PMSL :laugh3:

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Originally Posted by *mazedsalv** (Post 2376007)

To Sophie about her Message from home- "It will be funny if they just show you a picture of your dogs grave"

Genius.

:joker:

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Originally Posted by WAYNEEBRUM (Post 2378693)

"This chair is sh*t...."

He sums it up so perfectly :joker:

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Originally Posted by alc09 (Post 2382601)

David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man"

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****"

:laugh2:

The best comeback in an argument in the history of Big Brother.

:laugh3:

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Originally Posted by BlackOrWhite (Post 2404090)

Talking about his Mum - "Old minge-bag".

:joker:

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 2405915)

''tug me off bea,''

''come on bea its not gunna suck itself''

:joker: :joker: :joker: :joker: :joker:

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Originally Posted by Nathan (Post 2406103)

''dyou know what, im the type of hero that could teach my dick to suck itself, thats how ****ing great i am''

:joker:

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Originally Posted by fallenkal (Post 2417689)

Sophie: "You need anger management you swear so much"

Marcus "**** off!"

:laugh2:

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Originally Posted by Charberto (Post 2418049)

I had to sign up to this forum just to post this - the guy is a legend!!

Upon hearing that his Mom had been on BB, for David to identify in the Mummy task:

"My ****ing mother?! Hahaaa, whats she ****ing doing on Big Bother? She should be doing some ****ing work, not coming on here. ****ing old mingebag."

Love him!

:laugh2: :laugh2: :laugh2:

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Originally Posted by alc09 (Post 2459022)

:joker: :joker: :joker:

The man was a legend.

David: "I think you're an pathetic excuse of a man" :hmph:

Marcus: "Well I think you're a ******ng fat *****!"

OH MY GOD. :laugh3: :laugh3:

Quote:

"What's the pastry like?"

:joker:

Doubt we'll ever get another male housemate as great as Marcus.

That quote about smacking Kris on the ballbag. Had me roaring with laughter for weeks.

I hated Kris the Kunt (was my nickname for him). Mophead twat. He could only dream of being as good as Marcus and Freddie.