[quote]Originally posted by Boris
Sorry the Entertainments manager has been a bit lax in her duties, I have been out on the road scouting out Talent.

I'll report back soon, but I have a Mr Hadley and a Mr Cox lined up to do a gig soon. Is that OK? :spin2:

Mr. Hadley and Mr. Cox you say LEE. That sounds admirable.We can forgive you for scouting for talent......for ANY reason !:shocked: LOL

We look forward to seeing you around and about and IN the bar a bit more.

You were spotted looking up the 'IRISH' talent too :laugh:

There is a pic in our local rag of the aforesaid Hadley and Cox Esq - re: their appearance at the Theatre Royal Nottingham in February.

I think I might just be going to that one.
Have we booked yet Lee? Are Backstage passes lined up?:hugesmile::thumbs:

Whoops, I knew there was something I was meant to do last week. :blush:

Too busy 'eyeing up the talent for Boris's Bar LEE ! :laugh::laugh::laugh:

Of course Boris, I take my duties VERY seriously :laugh:

I thought I would do a little experiment here. Not everything is what it seems.


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Chilli's anyone ?

Uuuuummmmmmmmmmm!

Er yes sticks ...and your point is ?????

Looks like things are floating in water !!!!:shocked:

If you were to save the image to your hard drive and then view it at 100% size. Or even get its address details and put them straight into your browser, it will be bigger than how the image is appearing.

I was playing around with BBCode :dance:

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Oh Sticks you have made my head hurt!!

Such complications on my first proper day back at work since Christmas - the old brain is not up to this.

Shall have to call into see Boris tonight for one of her reviving connoctions.

Ummmmmmmmmmm ErrrrrrrrrrrrrWHaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
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I will need one too Busy Bee.
You pour mine and I will pour yours!:laugh:

Oh Boris people will start talking. LOL I really only drink in moderation unless encouraged.

Let them talk Busy Bee. I am imune to such things. 'Sticks and stones' and all that. NO , not THAT 'Sticks' !

I Never drink of course, unless encouraged....but it doesn't take much encoragement...LOL I can also get very HIGH on atmosphere. have been described as a 'cheap ' date. Not too sure what to think about that.



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Sit back and relax ladies, no need to pour each other's drinks . . . . . . the Bar Manager's here to tend to your every need! :laugh:

Special offer of the evening - a free bag of salted or dry roasted peanuts with every 'double' purchased! :thumbs:

Just the thing to make you even thirstier, and order more drinks! Hope you're proud of me, Boris.

MMM you are making me hungry and I am allergic to peanuts :bawling: Got anything hot to eat?? I am starving!!!

Ahhh, sorry about that Sara. :love:

How about something from the bar supper menu?

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Am going out straight from work tonight to see a friend who is poorly in hospital so I shall be ready for sustence when I call in later.

Just popping in for a bite to eat before my exam tommorow

Good luck in your exam BigSis :thumbs: What exam is it?

It is an English AS level LEE

As ever Kaz Dear.....What would I do without you ? DOn't answer that.

Glad to see we are getting known as the place to come for 'supper'. Welcome all and eat well.

Cheers !:spin2:

MmM supper looks good Kaz!!

Big Sister - Good Luck in your english exam! I have a English GCSE mock tomorrow as well!!

Can definitely recommend the new range of menus chef has introduced for us dieters. He really is a find Boris - make sure you keep him happy. :blush:

Thanks Sara for the good luck
Ihave just done it and I think i have done ok but fingers crossed

Sorry but the chef stormed out this morning :shocked: The environmentle health came round and slapped a ban on serving salmon (see this link)

Luckily I have got some extra toasties and panninis in.

Oh I definately will ...chef is keeping me very happy too i can assure you!

I do not know what Mr. Sticks is talking about.Cef has not been anywhere today and the men that came aroundwere not environmentel...just plain MENTAL ! they had excaped from the local institution and were spreading doom and gloom around for a bit of fun.

Let me know if you see them again.


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Well Sticks may have got the wrong idea about chef when he responded to my SOS this morning and dashed round to the office with a very tasty tuna salad for my lunch. I was in such a rush this morning that I forgot my lunch. I thanked him accordingly:blush::hugesmile::hugesmile:

I hope you gave him a tip!:laugh:

Not a very busy place this. In fact I almost missed it.

When a personage such as myself drops by one would expect a little defference at leeast not solitary confinement!

Heloooooooo!

SERVICE if you please bar tender ! :shocked:

Good morning, Duchess. :wavey:

Bar Manager Kaz here at your service - that was quite a grand entrance you made!!! :laugh:

No preferential treatment for you here - but that's because ALL our clientelle are treated like royalty. :thumbs:

So please feel free to take a seat and join in with all the chat and merriment. I can assure you that all new customers are guaranteed a very warm welcome here!

Looking forward to your next visit, m'lady! :xyxwave:

The coffee bar is now open :thumbs:

Thought this was an all night lock-in,sticks................:colour:

We were NOT impressed yesterday , but are prepared to give it another try.

SHow us what you have to offer and we will decide whether or not to take sustenance with you today bartender.

Cappuchino
Americano
Cafe Latte
Espresso
Mocha
Frappachino

Plus a wide selection of syrup flavours.

During the evening there is a wide range of coffee liquors.

We have aslso a wide range of toasties, panninis, and Danish pastries. Still working on the Oreos, but we have got the cute little chocolate coins :thumbs:

Good evening, Duchess. So pleased you decided to join us again. :thumbs:

Could I tempt you with a perfectly chilled glass of

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. . . . . . . served in the finest crystal glassware, of course!

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And for something to eat, how about Boris's Bar's famous canapes?

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OR, maybe you'd prefer a pint of

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and a basket of

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Tomato sauce free!

I'll send the waitress over in a few minutes to get your order! :xyxwave:

A selection please for my 'dainty' appetite.

Certainly!

Chef is, as we speak, hard at work on a selection of mouthwatering delicacies - in ladylike portions I hasten to add - and here's your aperitif while you're waiting!

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Oh, and I thought you might like a complimentary bag of these too! :laugh:

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Hello The Duchess,Happy Posting
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oh and Kaz if the nuts are out I might just hang around for a bit:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:

Just popping in for a drink before my exam this afternoon:mad:

Duchess you must have popped in on one of chef's (very infrequent) off nights. I am usually there to oversee his offerings, but must have been otherwise engaged that night, probably sharing a tipple or two with Boris.

He takes great pleasure in catering for all our culinary needs and is always trying new recipes for our delictation.